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Gay characters in ‘00s romcoms will say things like “darling, that dress is- how do I put this - ay chihuahua. You’re absolutely yabba dabba doo.”
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Gay characters in ‘00s romcoms will say things like “darling, that dress is- how do I put this - ay chihuahua. You’re absolutely yabba dabba doo.”
Seeing a lot of “Everyone’s bi til a guy walks by” in celebrities’ comments lately.
It’s like, imagine if there was a word to describe someone who was attracted to women AND men! It’s on the tip of my tongue.
It’s like, imagine if there was a word to describe someone who was attracted to women AND men! It’s on the tip of my tongue.
July 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Seeing a lot of “Everyone’s bi til a guy walks by” in celebrities’ comments lately.
It’s like, imagine if there was a word to describe someone who was attracted to women AND men! It’s on the tip of my tongue.
It’s like, imagine if there was a word to describe someone who was attracted to women AND men! It’s on the tip of my tongue.
A man biting a woman at Comic Con is not the PR Puyallup wanted, but it’s the PR Puyallup deserves.
June 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A man biting a woman at Comic Con is not the PR Puyallup wanted, but it’s the PR Puyallup deserves.
Calling it a quarter-life crisis in my early 30s because living to 120+ is a really compelling threat.
June 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Calling it a quarter-life crisis in my early 30s because living to 120+ is a really compelling threat.
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After Reopening Alcatraz, Trump Pledges to ‘Fire Up the Pipes’ at Seattle’s Gas Works Park: tinyurl.com/yshmjj22
May 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
After Reopening Alcatraz, Trump Pledges to ‘Fire Up the Pipes’ at Seattle’s Gas Works Park: tinyurl.com/yshmjj22
I know I’m getting enough vitamin D when I want to text my friends that I love them more than I want to fight with strangers on the internet.
May 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I know I’m getting enough vitamin D when I want to text my friends that I love them more than I want to fight with strangers on the internet.
Pope Francis’s bedroom or the guest room at my Portuguese grandmother’s house? The answer may surprise you.
(Answer: the Pope’s room. Grandma’s house had more Catholic iconography)
(Answer: the Pope’s room. Grandma’s house had more Catholic iconography)
April 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Pope Francis’s bedroom or the guest room at my Portuguese grandmother’s house? The answer may surprise you.
(Answer: the Pope’s room. Grandma’s house had more Catholic iconography)
(Answer: the Pope’s room. Grandma’s house had more Catholic iconography)
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so uh regarding the lord of the rings which of them is the lord
April 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
so uh regarding the lord of the rings which of them is the lord
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Does Mike Wazowski have a cloaca
April 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Does Mike Wazowski have a cloaca
I know some really cool and interesting people, but I went to preschool with the son of the people who owned the cafe in town that made peach muffins. That was a *celebrity* friendship.
April 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I know some really cool and interesting people, but I went to preschool with the son of the people who owned the cafe in town that made peach muffins. That was a *celebrity* friendship.
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Pokémon Go to the polls
April 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Pokémon Go to the polls
Listen, America is in absolute chaos right now, but my spouse and I just executed a *perfect* Top Gun high five, so I will be riding that high for awhile.
April 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Listen, America is in absolute chaos right now, but my spouse and I just executed a *perfect* Top Gun high five, so I will be riding that high for awhile.
Ending every joke with “I don’t know, guys, I’m just being silly” for safety.
March 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Ending every joke with “I don’t know, guys, I’m just being silly” for safety.
Revenge was an incredible show. They put Gabriel Mann in 2-5 layers of clothing at any given time, as if to practically demonstrate his bisexuality.
March 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Revenge was an incredible show. They put Gabriel Mann in 2-5 layers of clothing at any given time, as if to practically demonstrate his bisexuality.
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I think I just saw Vicki Gunvalson in O’Hare. Like a rare Pokémon!
March 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I think I just saw Vicki Gunvalson in O’Hare. Like a rare Pokémon!
Cinderhella (she’s from the Bay Area)
March 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Cinderhella (she’s from the Bay Area)
Okay so I asked and she said “it’s giving 2028,” and I don’t know if that’s yes or no.
No One Knows If Capitol Hill Block Party Lineup Good Except This Chick We Didn’t Feel Cool Enough to Ask: tinyurl.com/5e4hhszc
March 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Okay so I asked and she said “it’s giving 2028,” and I don’t know if that’s yes or no.
Would you believe me if I told you that Al Jardine followed his appearance at Weird Al’s benefit with a round of Bible Bonkers
March 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Would you believe me if I told you that Al Jardine followed his appearance at Weird Al’s benefit with a round of Bible Bonkers
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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
If you visited me from out of town prior to 2023, I am so sorry for how I fed you. I was in my twenties, I had no idea what humans ate. Come back, let’s split a cheese board.
March 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
If you visited me from out of town prior to 2023, I am so sorry for how I fed you. I was in my twenties, I had no idea what humans ate. Come back, let’s split a cheese board.
Googling the difference between long- and short-form improv and getting the answer “long-form improv is more typically longer” has truly pushed me over the edge this night.
March 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Googling the difference between long- and short-form improv and getting the answer “long-form improv is more typically longer” has truly pushed me over the edge this night.
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God would still love you if you were a worm
![Worm theology is the idea in Christian culture that in light of God's holiness and power an appropriate emotion is a humble view of self.[citation needed] The name may be attributed to a line in the Isaac Watts hymn Alas! and Did My Saviour Bleed (Pub 1707)[1] which says "Would he devote that sacred head for such a worm as I?" Furthermore, worm theology can be attributed to a recognition of the ugliness of sin, resulting in contrition.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreihajkmfntl2ougtyuj74jyre3uvhmb4krlcrkugjw6dnnuc6fcpxq@jpeg)
March 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
God would still love you if you were a worm
Kieran Culkin’s wife did an Angie Jordan and I am here for it.
March 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Kieran Culkin’s wife did an Angie Jordan and I am here for it.
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here’s how madame web can still win
March 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
here’s how madame web can still win