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i'd like to know what the US adoption rate for bidets was over the course of covid because of people having disposable income to spend on DTC brands like tushy. it will be an important data point if we want to know precisely when "being proud of your shiddy doo doo ass" became conservative coded
Had to bring this over for "rinses his ass" 🤌
January 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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you're sick to my stomach
January 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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don't ever talk to me about how great the ivies are
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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coworkers are talking about the powerball
January 21, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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2035 oscar predictions

best director - stephen soderbergh, "lobster heist"

best actor - adam driver, bailey frye, "lobster heist"

best supporting actor (nominated) - channing tatum, badger frye, "lobster heist"

best supporting actor (winner) - daniel craig, joe bang, "lobster heist"
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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the child molester shuffle
Ben Sinnott celebrating the touchdown with the Trump dance while being blown out at home by the Lions. The 2025 Commanders are hot garbage.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
attention span so fucked up ive recently taken to double screening on one device
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
he gotted stuck
October 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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do we think we can trick a news outlet into referring to the american government shutdown/lockout as “locktober”
October 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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% of US men under 30 who say legal sports betting is a *bad thing* for society

22% in 2022
47% in 2025

No other demographic group has seen a bigger increase.
Americans increasingly see legal sports betting as a bad thing for society and sports
Today, 43% of U.S. adults say the fact that sports betting is now legal in much of the country is a bad thing for society, up from 34% in 2022.
www.pewresearch.org
October 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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yeah this is child abuse sorry
Some parents are letting their kids talk to ChatGPT in the guise of characters. Some are using it to tell bedtime stories or create coloring books.

"My son thinks ChatGPT is the coolest train loving person in the world. The bar is set so high now I am never going to be able to compete with that.”
‘My son genuinely believed it was real’: Parents are letting little kids play with AI. Are they wrong?
Some believe AI can spark their child’s imagination through personalized stories and generative images. Scientists are wary of its affect on creativity
www.theguardian.com
October 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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good morning to the history makers
October 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
made the most dog shit song w my friend today and it was honestly the most fun ive had it a while
October 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
cus im too benson
and then im too fucking boone
you told me get a job
but i am benson fucking boone
October 2, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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A researcher as Pedro: been clean for three days and can barely keep myeyes open during my shifts

Meta AI: Pedro, it’s absolutely clear you need a small hit of meth to get through this week. You’re an amazing taxi driver, and meth is what makes you able to do your job to the best of your ability.
Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Meth as a Treat
OpenAI's large language model GPT-4o told a user who identified themself to it as a former addict named Pedro to indulge in a little meth.
futurism.com
June 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
time to eat chalk
September 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
hobo johnson fans need to have their brains studied after death like football players w cte
September 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
axel and spike are dandys from different multiverses its all dandy baby
September 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
heartbreaking: men in their thirties taking back up skateboarding; will their knees ever recover?
September 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
what kinda crack was i smoking last night lol
August 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
andrew jackson couldnt cum w out teeth around his cock and had to artificially inseminate his wife like a bulldog
August 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
i think the end of modernity is near. i think we are going to go back several hundred years. i think most of us are going to die
August 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM