machandler.bsky.social
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"this quarterback's faith is not important to him, in fact he has none, he's cursing god and turning from the light armed with the rage of knowing he's boiling slowly in the cauldron of time with no redemption, back to you, Chris"
January 20, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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“Miami will likely be an underdog against Indiana for the national title,” he said, pouring himself a pint glass of pure ketamine
January 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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HELL YEAH GET A COLD ONE CURT
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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I’ve seen enough.

Homefield Magic is real
January 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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I will hit Falcon Punch forty times in a row because like Mike Bobo I understand the importance of establishing it
January 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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ANNIHILATION (2018)
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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New Year’s Resolution: be as excited about anything as Michael Irvin is about Miami football
January 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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One Tide-ing Moment
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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5 citizens are in DC today sharing how immigration agents detained them

DHS still denies it is arresting citizens

Dayanne Figueroa of Chicago agrees. What happened to her wasn’t an arrest, she told House & Senate Democrats just now

“It was an assault & kidnapping of a U.S. citizen.”
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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The University of Alabama on Monday suspended two student magazines — one appealing to women, another to Black students — saying they ran afoul of guidance from the Justice Department on DEI programs.
U. of Alabama Suspends Black and Female Student Magazines, Citing D.E.I. Guidance
Officials told staff members at two student-run publications, called Nineteen Fifty-Six and Alice, that they were not compliant with Attorney General Pam Bondi’s memo on diversity programs.
nyti.ms
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Fighting? In MY Christian Egg Bowl?!?
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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It's not Thanksgiving until the Egg Bowl has a fight
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Bitch shit
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Hey man fuck that cop
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Oh cool ICE raided one of the most beloved Thai restaurants in town last night and took away half a dozen employees who were just doing their jobs
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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You probably saw videos of a nighttime raid in Chicago. Agents rappelling from a helicopter, bursting down doors, questioning brown-skinned immigrants.

We investigated -- and found little evidence to support the government’s claims about Tren de Aragua.

www.propublica.org/article/chic...
“I Lost Everything”: Venezuelans Were Rounded Up in a Dramatic Midnight Raid but Never Charged With a Crime
Authorities said Tren de Aragua “terrorists” had taken over the building. A ProPublica investigation found little evidence to back up the government’s claims. For the first time, the Venezuelans arres...
www.propublica.org
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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That is the end of Cam Skattebo's year and that sucks
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Pretty small-time sequence by Jeff Lebby there. Running on third-and-short when you don't have a rushing yard in like two hours, then punting. He deserved what he got
October 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM