@mackaylakeith.bsky.social
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let’s skip work tomorrow, grab coffee then visit every bookstore in the city.
February 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
let’s skip work tomorrow, grab coffee then visit every bookstore in the city.
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*robbers burst into bank*
EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS UPDOG
*bank manager frowns*
What's updog?
WE'RE ROBBING THIS BANK WHAT'S UP WITH YOU
EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS UPDOG
*bank manager frowns*
What's updog?
WE'RE ROBBING THIS BANK WHAT'S UP WITH YOU
December 1, 2024 at 7:41 PM
*robbers burst into bank*
EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS UPDOG
*bank manager frowns*
What's updog?
WE'RE ROBBING THIS BANK WHAT'S UP WITH YOU
EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS UPDOG
*bank manager frowns*
What's updog?
WE'RE ROBBING THIS BANK WHAT'S UP WITH YOU
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Back in '92, I negotiated with the Beastie Boys for at least some sleep 'til Brooklyn.
December 1, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Back in '92, I negotiated with the Beastie Boys for at least some sleep 'til Brooklyn.
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I can hardly wait!
November 30, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I can hardly wait!
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i believe in ugh at first sight.
November 30, 2024 at 9:19 PM
i believe in ugh at first sight.
I'm so sad at hearing of the passing of Bob Bryar 😞 I grew up listening to MCR and they had a huge impact on my life as a teenager. He was genuinely such a kind human being too..
November 30, 2024 at 8:24 PM
I'm so sad at hearing of the passing of Bob Bryar 😞 I grew up listening to MCR and they had a huge impact on my life as a teenager. He was genuinely such a kind human being too..
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remember this black friday it’s 100% discount if you steal
November 30, 2024 at 3:36 AM
remember this black friday it’s 100% discount if you steal
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me: i’ll take a hot coffee
barista: do u want a medium?
me: like someone who talks to the dead? no thanks.
barista: no, a medium coffee:
me: why would i want my coffee to talk to the dead
barista: do u want a medium?
me: like someone who talks to the dead? no thanks.
barista: no, a medium coffee:
me: why would i want my coffee to talk to the dead
November 30, 2024 at 4:33 PM
me: i’ll take a hot coffee
barista: do u want a medium?
me: like someone who talks to the dead? no thanks.
barista: no, a medium coffee:
me: why would i want my coffee to talk to the dead
barista: do u want a medium?
me: like someone who talks to the dead? no thanks.
barista: no, a medium coffee:
me: why would i want my coffee to talk to the dead
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I'm here to stand uncomfortably and make Beaker noises and I'm just about out of Beaker noises
November 30, 2024 at 6:14 AM
I'm here to stand uncomfortably and make Beaker noises and I'm just about out of Beaker noises
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It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
November 29, 2024 at 11:39 PM
It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
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JUDGE: Mr. Cash, you're charged with speeding. How do you plead
JOHNNY CASH: I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
JUDGE: Jesus Christ
JOHNNY CASH: I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
JUDGE: Jesus Christ
November 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
JUDGE: Mr. Cash, you're charged with speeding. How do you plead
JOHNNY CASH: I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
JUDGE: Jesus Christ
JOHNNY CASH: I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
JUDGE: Jesus Christ
Faced my fear of going to the gym today. I've been struggling to go back after gaining weight and multiple failed attempts at getting back into it. But today I completed a full workout and I'm honestly really proud of myself 🥹
November 29, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Faced my fear of going to the gym today. I've been struggling to go back after gaining weight and multiple failed attempts at getting back into it. But today I completed a full workout and I'm honestly really proud of myself 🥹
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the second they ban a book, you read it
November 29, 2024 at 4:25 AM
the second they ban a book, you read it
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my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body
November 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body
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“sing us a song, you’re the piano man”
piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well
piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well
November 29, 2024 at 1:16 AM
“sing us a song, you’re the piano man”
piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well
piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well
First snow of the season ❤️❄️
November 28, 2024 at 10:27 PM
First snow of the season ❤️❄️
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Is wearing my noise cancelling headphones to Thanksgiving dinner too on the nose?
November 28, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Is wearing my noise cancelling headphones to Thanksgiving dinner too on the nose?