Maddy
@maddystarstuff.bsky.social
Amalgamated starstuff in the form of an exuberant transfemme. Learning to make new faces every day. Huge football idiot. she/her
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Maddy
@maddystarstuff.bsky.social
· Jun 29
A lotta guys post about being on the SomethingAwful forums like they were in 'Nam
the site of horrible little boys who grew up to be lovely ladies
When this news broke I was with about ten friends at a Fogo de Chao. The air left the room, we were all on our phones, voices downcast, incredibly bummed out, and all the while men in elaborate gaucho uniforms were circling our table advertising skewers of meat
Hm. Who wants some Fogo?
Hm. Who wants some Fogo?
Peter King randomly telling you
December 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
When this news broke I was with about ten friends at a Fogo de Chao. The air left the room, we were all on our phones, voices downcast, incredibly bummed out, and all the while men in elaborate gaucho uniforms were circling our table advertising skewers of meat
Hm. Who wants some Fogo?
Hm. Who wants some Fogo?
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This is your occasional reminder that attention is literally their business model, and when you don’t give it to them, they fail.
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This is your occasional reminder that attention is literally their business model, and when you don’t give it to them, they fail.
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yeah i was raised by cishet parents but i'm non-practicing myself
December 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
yeah i was raised by cishet parents but i'm non-practicing myself
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the boobcentric valuation of HRT results must end. i see girls with incredible asses who have been led to believe by society that they have nothing
December 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
the boobcentric valuation of HRT results must end. i see girls with incredible asses who have been led to believe by society that they have nothing
300 at an opening night midnight showing in a theater next to a state university. The crowd was full of bros in togas with wooden weapons and when Leonidas yelled "THIS IS SPARTA!" the entire theater lost its shit
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
300 at an opening night midnight showing in a theater next to a state university. The crowd was full of bros in togas with wooden weapons and when Leonidas yelled "THIS IS SPARTA!" the entire theater lost its shit
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I'd like to think this is the final blow for a narcissist with a 30% hit rate as a director who has exercised a stranglehold over culture my whole life. Probably not though!
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'd like to think this is the final blow for a narcissist with a 30% hit rate as a director who has exercised a stranglehold over culture my whole life. Probably not though!
come to bearclaw on Portland overpass next to weird scifi author in next 35 minutes if u want ass kicking
Abandoned apple fritter or bear claw clinging to existence on the NE 21st Ave I-84 overpass for any who wish to partake. Took a bite. Delicious.
December 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
come to bearclaw on Portland overpass next to weird scifi author in next 35 minutes if u want ass kicking
call me Gordon Lightfoot the way I make the Gayles of November come early
December 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
call me Gordon Lightfoot the way I make the Gayles of November come early
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I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
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i've had zero (0) testosterone in my body for multiple years and do very little upper body exercise at all these days, and i can still do more and better pull ups than the guy they all claim is a shining example of health and masculinity
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i've had zero (0) testosterone in my body for multiple years and do very little upper body exercise at all these days, and i can still do more and better pull ups than the guy they all claim is a shining example of health and masculinity
[immediately after posting a rant on X about how homosexuality leads to sin and unhappiness] oh hey didn't see you over there! how's the battle-axe? the ol ball and chain? need me to tell her you're not here?
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
[immediately after posting a rant on X about how homosexuality leads to sin and unhappiness] oh hey didn't see you over there! how's the battle-axe? the ol ball and chain? need me to tell her you're not here?
I love that I get to look like this whenever I want
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I love that I get to look like this whenever I want
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Anyway: If this year has taught you anything, I hope it's that white supremacy is fake as hell, fails without support, and requires extensive enforcement and blatant acts of favoritism and exclusion to survive.
All-white/white supremacist spaces, political, social, and professional, are a choice.
All-white/white supremacist spaces, political, social, and professional, are a choice.
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Anyway: If this year has taught you anything, I hope it's that white supremacy is fake as hell, fails without support, and requires extensive enforcement and blatant acts of favoritism and exclusion to survive.
All-white/white supremacist spaces, political, social, and professional, are a choice.
All-white/white supremacist spaces, political, social, and professional, are a choice.
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Don't pretend you understand Guilty Gear if you weren't raised Catholic
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Don't pretend you understand Guilty Gear if you weren't raised Catholic
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No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
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Normalize telling people when they’ve made a big difference in your life because they don’t always know it
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Normalize telling people when they’ve made a big difference in your life because they don’t always know it
I'm just...happy. Weird feeling to have during 2025 but here I am. Many thanks to family, friends, Lexapro, therapy, and Being A Woman
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'm just...happy. Weird feeling to have during 2025 but here I am. Many thanks to family, friends, Lexapro, therapy, and Being A Woman
I hope it never stops being this fun to get dressed up and go out
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I hope it never stops being this fun to get dressed up and go out
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'AI Mode'. Oh, so like shit?
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
'AI Mode'. Oh, so like shit?
it's not even a contest
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
it's not even a contest
I went to some of these today and had a great time! Thank you!
The Prince St. Diptyque boutique was especially wonderful 🩷
The Prince St. Diptyque boutique was especially wonderful 🩷
Ooooh! Sadly the best perfume shop in NYC closed several years ago, but:
- the original Saks has the best perfume counter of any dept store
- I haven't been but I've heard good things about Stéle
- Le Labo, DS&Durga, & Diptyque have great shops and are a must
- Comme des Garçons too
- the original Saks has the best perfume counter of any dept store
- I haven't been but I've heard good things about Stéle
- Le Labo, DS&Durga, & Diptyque have great shops and are a must
- Comme des Garçons too
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I went to some of these today and had a great time! Thank you!
The Prince St. Diptyque boutique was especially wonderful 🩷
The Prince St. Diptyque boutique was especially wonderful 🩷
I'm back in NYC and good Lord I love this city
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm back in NYC and good Lord I love this city
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Transgender awareness week is over, you are unaware that you are transgender
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Transgender awareness week is over, you are unaware that you are transgender
I get to be back in NYC in just over 48 hours and I am increasingly excited
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I get to be back in NYC in just over 48 hours and I am increasingly excited
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I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to move the frozen turkey out of the freezer and into your ass
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to move the frozen turkey out of the freezer and into your ass