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Maddy

@maddystarstuff.bsky.social

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Amalgamated starstuff in the form of an exuberant transfemme. Learning to make new faces every day. Huge football idiot. she/her

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Maddy @maddystarstuff.bsky.social · Jun 29

the site of horrible little boys who grew up to be lovely ladies

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Jun 29

A lotta guys post about being on the SomethingAwful forums like they were in 'Nam

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Maddy @maddystarstuff.bsky.social · 5h

having Daniels in at that game state is lowkey a fireable offense

sorry Commies fans. see you next year 🫂

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Maddy @maddystarstuff.bsky.social · 7h

Sorry friend but this is therapy for the ALCS at this point

Maddy @maddystarstuff.bsky.social · 7h

HAWKS

Maddy @maddystarstuff.bsky.social · 10h

Falcons fans: "yeah totally"

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partly smart, partly art, partly not @arianagarand.bsky.social · 2d

🪱 🪱 🪱 happy halloween from me and approximately 5,999,999 other demons 🪱 🪱 🪱

to my friends who asked what i’m dressed as, here’s your excuse to go read Kill 6 Billion Demons so we can twirl our hair and kick our feet while gabbing about a great comic together

me, Ariana, dressed as Gog Agog from K6BD for halloween (specifically an alt outfit where she is dressed as a sort of talk show host in an argyle sweater and a green suit). i’m emulating a funny panel from WHEEL SMASHING LORD 3-77 in which Gog shoots another iteration of herself dead just outside the panel border. in jest, of course!!

still me, Ariana, still dressed as Gog Agog for halloween. this time i’m offering you a worm! this worm is your friend, i promise. i would know, i made it myself! this is emulating a panel from K6BD WHEEL SMASHING LORD 3-79.

a screenshot of the aforementioned funny panel from K6BD WHEEL SMASHING LORD 3-77.

the aforementioned worm panel from K6BD WHEEL SMASHING LORD 3-79.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 17h

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

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Maddy @maddystarstuff.bsky.social · 1d

condolences though and welcome to the sog

Maddy @maddystarstuff.bsky.social · 1d

girl you've had as many playoff appearances in the last ten years as the M's have had in 48

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Maddy @maddystarstuff.bsky.social · 1d

if they were going to choke this bad could they at least have done it a round earlier and let us finally get a pennant

Maddy @maddystarstuff.bsky.social · 1d

your watch breaks the import market drops 28%

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 6d

The US on December 7, 1941

Kate Dollarhyde @katedollarhyde.bsky.social · 6d

YAMAMOTO?????????????

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Maddy @maddystarstuff.bsky.social · 1d

Belated, but my first femme Halloween costume came together great! A girl saw me and exclaimed, "wow, you're pretty!" Feels really good <3

A selfie of me in my backyard, with yellow leaves on the trees. I'm wearing a floppy black witch's hat with a black and a chin tie, a black and gray dress, and a flowy black cardigan. I'm in heavier than usual makeup with MAC Diva lipstick in bright red. I have a cackling smile and fingers up in a bewitching claw.

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 1d

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 1d

Really heartwarming and a big, emphatic fuck you to the xenophobic, racist Cuomo and New York Post scaremongering.

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك

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Micah @rincewind.run · 2d

iykyk

The Something Awful Doom Bathroom remodel

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Maddy @maddystarstuff.bsky.social · 4d

fresh ground pissing? fresh ground pissing?

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🪦 cemeterin 🪦 @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 5d

these are the tools of the cow. we do not need them. we will not use them.

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Maddy @maddystarstuff.bsky.social · 5d

You're so damn pretty 😍

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 5d

Intern: What if we have all 32 teams play on the same day and call it the Frozen Frenzy?

Gary Bettman: Not bad, but what day do we choose?

Intern: A Tuesday in October when the World Series is also scheduled.

Bettman: Here are the keys to my house. Go fuck my wife right now.

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Alys Rujasu @rujasu.net · 5d

Heads up for Baltimore area folks: Geno's sucks, nobody in Philly eats that junk, and the owners are racist, don't go to this 👎👎

Baltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 5d

Geno’s Steaks, famous Philly cheesesteak joint, coming to Baltimore in 2026

Geno’s Steaks, famous Philly cheesesteak restaurant, is opening at Power Plant Live! in Baltimore in early 2026.

buff.ly

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Capital Weather Gang @capitalweather.bsky.social · 5d

Perhaps the most ominous satellite presentation we've seen. Cat 5 Melissa within 2 hours of landfall in Jamaica. Winds at 185 mph (tied for 2nd highest on record). Pressure at 892 mb (tied for 3rd lowest). Will be one of strongest Atlantic storms to make landfall ever recorded.

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Maddy @maddystarstuff.bsky.social · 8d

I'm still going back and forth on whether the Blue Jays winning would make my Mariner loving dumb ass more or less sad

Maddy @maddystarstuff.bsky.social · 9d

holy shit girl

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 9d

Hey this is cool

Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 9d

NY Liberty assistant Sonia Raman has agreed to a multiyear deal to become the new head coach of the Seattle Storm, sources tell ESPN. Raman makes WNBA history as the first person of Indian-origin to be head coach – after being the first Indian-American woman to be NBA assistant.

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Maddy @maddystarstuff.bsky.social · 10d

um, that's insanely hot??

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