Mad
@madelinejlong.bsky.social
Cannot WAIT to use this for something at some point
January 2, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Cannot WAIT to use this for something at some point
So sad I’m listening to the 2008 hit “Leavin” by Jesse McCartney
December 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
So sad I’m listening to the 2008 hit “Leavin” by Jesse McCartney
Every day my tolerance for straight men shrinks. Sometimes a lot, sometimes only kind of a lot, but trust. Every day it’s getting smaller and smaller, just like most of yalls fucking brains
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Every day my tolerance for straight men shrinks. Sometimes a lot, sometimes only kind of a lot, but trust. Every day it’s getting smaller and smaller, just like most of yalls fucking brains
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Ask not for whom the Mambo Fives, it Fives for thee
December 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Ask not for whom the Mambo Fives, it Fives for thee
Cool thing about me is I’ve literally never gotten over anything
December 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Cool thing about me is I’ve literally never gotten over anything
I want to watch stand by me but I also don’t have the day carved out for a 24 hour cry
December 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I want to watch stand by me but I also don’t have the day carved out for a 24 hour cry
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I have reached maximum sadness and any additional sadness I feel from this point on has to go into the reserves
August 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I have reached maximum sadness and any additional sadness I feel from this point on has to go into the reserves
Am I appropriately yearning or am I unmedicated (let’s find out!!!!)
August 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Am I appropriately yearning or am I unmedicated (let’s find out!!!!)
Microdosing whimsy by doing my chores in roller skates
August 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Microdosing whimsy by doing my chores in roller skates
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certainly there is always the question of money, making a living on a paltry freelance income. but it is so freeing to live the kind of life where one could simply wake up one day and decide to pursue the clowning arts
July 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
certainly there is always the question of money, making a living on a paltry freelance income. but it is so freeing to live the kind of life where one could simply wake up one day and decide to pursue the clowning arts
I have no one to say this to, but fuck John janssen bro. What a loser
July 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I have no one to say this to, but fuck John janssen bro. What a loser
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Fucking Weirdo Really Good At Something That She Not Trying To Capitalize On theonion.com/fucking...
July 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Fucking Weirdo Really Good At Something That She Not Trying To Capitalize On theonion.com/fucking...
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once again, this is describing the life of a baby
I’m convinced that people like Zuckerberg do not get/actively dislike what it means to be human and are determined to inflict their terrifyingly inhuman fantasies of technology controlling our lives on the entirety of humanity
July 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
once again, this is describing the life of a baby
love the amount of mesh tops I am seeing today
June 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
love the amount of mesh tops I am seeing today
So true
April 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
So true
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A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here
April 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here
Extremely annoying that I have to be myself for the rest of my life
April 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Extremely annoying that I have to be myself for the rest of my life
I hate a man with an opinion
April 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I hate a man with an opinion
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PSA- Gov. Braun has banned the distribution of the Imagination Station books in Indiana.
For those who do not know, Imagination Station is a program started by Dolly Parton which provides a free book each month to children from 0-5.
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PSA- Gov. Braun has banned the distribution of the Imagination Station books in Indiana.
For those who do not know, Imagination Station is a program started by Dolly Parton which provides a free book each month to children from 0-5.
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February 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
🚨🚨🚨
PSA- Gov. Braun has banned the distribution of the Imagination Station books in Indiana.
For those who do not know, Imagination Station is a program started by Dolly Parton which provides a free book each month to children from 0-5.
1/2
PSA- Gov. Braun has banned the distribution of the Imagination Station books in Indiana.
For those who do not know, Imagination Station is a program started by Dolly Parton which provides a free book each month to children from 0-5.
1/2
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I understand why these stories exist but it’s important to be clear that he’s not “saving” 16 billion, he’s choosing, personally, without oversight, to wipe out 16 billion dollars of government services to veterans and the disabled and food safety etc etc
DOGE says it has saved $55 billion in federal spending so far, but its website only accounts for $16.6 billion of that
DOGE Says It’s Saved $55 Billion, Itemized Data Show Far Less
The federal cost-cutting effort dubbed the Department of Government Efficiency says it has saved $55 billion in federal spending so far, but its website only accounts for $16.6 billion of that.
www.bloomberg.com
February 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I understand why these stories exist but it’s important to be clear that he’s not “saving” 16 billion, he’s choosing, personally, without oversight, to wipe out 16 billion dollars of government services to veterans and the disabled and food safety etc etc
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Can't stop thinking about @papapishu.bsky.social correctly saying that Destiny "set back bisexual guys like 25 years" during @nathangrayson.bsky.social 's book launch
February 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Can't stop thinking about @papapishu.bsky.social correctly saying that Destiny "set back bisexual guys like 25 years" during @nathangrayson.bsky.social 's book launch