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Dixon Normus
@madhaw.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Remember when Citi Bank admitted that it's only called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it?
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We really need to bring back a focus on reading comprehension
December 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
We really need to bring back a focus on reading comprehension
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evangelicals might be the largest grifters to ever exist in human history lol
December 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
evangelicals might be the largest grifters to ever exist in human history lol
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painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
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my demands are simple, mr. bond
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
my demands are simple, mr. bond
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It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Wait actually look at my present my mom thrifted and hand painted
December 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Wait actually look at my present my mom thrifted and hand painted
Kinda sad that Christmas week under capitalism is like "You get two days off AT MOST."
December 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Kinda sad that Christmas week under capitalism is like "You get two days off AT MOST."
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me: i think bloodsports are bad
also me, seeing this dumb jackass get the shit beat out of him: WOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOO BLOODSPORTS
also me, seeing this dumb jackass get the shit beat out of him: WOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOO BLOODSPORTS
December 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
me: i think bloodsports are bad
also me, seeing this dumb jackass get the shit beat out of him: WOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOO BLOODSPORTS
also me, seeing this dumb jackass get the shit beat out of him: WOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOO BLOODSPORTS
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Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think https://theonion.com/study-finds-link-between-red-wine-letting-mother-know-1819570397/
December 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think https://theonion.com/study-finds-link-between-red-wine-letting-mother-know-1819570397/
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So sad that such a talented man who brought a lot of joy is no longer with us.
Thank you to Rob Reiner for making some lovely films!
Thank you to Rob Reiner for making some lovely films!
December 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
So sad that such a talented man who brought a lot of joy is no longer with us.
Thank you to Rob Reiner for making some lovely films!
Thank you to Rob Reiner for making some lovely films!
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Me watching the conspiracy theorists on the right fighting about Charlie Kirk
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Me watching the conspiracy theorists on the right fighting about Charlie Kirk
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Anyone who says “be normal” betrays that they have an implicit value system of who is considered normal and who is not, and when you have that, you will always value some people and traits over another. They will always replicate hierarchies of power in the long run.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Anyone who says “be normal” betrays that they have an implicit value system of who is considered normal and who is not, and when you have that, you will always value some people and traits over another. They will always replicate hierarchies of power in the long run.
Unfortunately I will not watch a single piece of Star Wars content unless it's as good as Andor.
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Unfortunately I will not watch a single piece of Star Wars content unless it's as good as Andor.
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Cory Booker Delivers Historic 25-Hour Wedding Vows
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Cory Booker Delivers Historic 25-Hour Wedding Vows
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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Romanticizing my trip to Turkey
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Romanticizing my trip to Turkey
Finished season 1 of Andor. It's the first piece of Star Wars media that isn't just political on the surface level. Every vein, every nerve, and every muscle has something to say.
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Finished season 1 of Andor. It's the first piece of Star Wars media that isn't just political on the surface level. Every vein, every nerve, and every muscle has something to say.
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SOMEONE: Fuck you!
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
Bovino is taking part in CBP detentions in Charlotte. dickfc_w_l on TikTok.
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
SOMEONE: Fuck you!
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
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One of my least favorite things people sometimes do is present some cynical belief of theirs (or perhaps some source of deep sadness or regret that they've papered over with cynicism, as I half-suspect in this case) as hard-earned, grounded wisdom, a dose of reality that applies to everyone
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
One of my least favorite things people sometimes do is present some cynical belief of theirs (or perhaps some source of deep sadness or regret that they've papered over with cynicism, as I half-suspect in this case) as hard-earned, grounded wisdom, a dose of reality that applies to everyone
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The Democratic caucus trying to stop Chuck Schumer from agreeing to a CR with a nationwide abortion ban attached
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The Democratic caucus trying to stop Chuck Schumer from agreeing to a CR with a nationwide abortion ban attached