I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.

Apparently people are doing sing-alongs to songs at screenings of Wicked. I find that so annoying when it happens. I remember one time I went to a movie revival and everyone was singing-along to Singing In The Rain. It ruined A Clockwork Orange for me.

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes

Related to conversations around singing in Wicked, I just feel like since the pandemic, people forgot how to go to the movies. The amount of people on their phones, talking, singing, is astounding.

When I saw the Substance some person just answered the phone? ON SPEAKER? DURING THE MOVIE?

"How many times have you listened to the new Kendrick album?"

Me: MUSTAAAAAARDDDD

Why can owls necks even do that? The answer is in my new research paper: “Why Can Owls Necks Even Do That”

If you go to a Wicked showing and start singing they should be allowed to beat you with popcorn bags. Them babies came to hear Ariana Grande and Cynthia Eviro, not Pam from the community theater troupe. GROW UP.