Mad Santa
@madsanta.bsky.social
I try to stay woke, officer, but sometimes I nod off.
People named Dallas or Austin were more likely to sell tires than pole dance.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 6:14 PM
People named Dallas or Austin were more likely to sell tires than pole dance.
Our new fascist media ownership class thinks that if they'd been in charge in 2020, they could have shut down Black Lives Matter. FAFO.
I’m seeing a lot of people predict that “the right wing media is going to turn this story for Trump” and “they’re going to work overtime to make America forget this” and you should tell that to all these people out there in Minnesota in fucking January. This can matter. This will matter.
A friend in Minneapolis just sent me this video. Looks like thousands have come together for a vigil after an ICE agent shot and killed 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good. This was my neighborhood for several years before coming to Portland.
January 8, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Our new fascist media ownership class thinks that if they'd been in charge in 2020, they could have shut down Black Lives Matter. FAFO.
We must recognize that a state of war exists between the elements of the US government captured by a cabal of pedophile billionaires and the American people.
January 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
We must recognize that a state of war exists between the elements of the US government captured by a cabal of pedophile billionaires and the American people.
Any candidate who won't commit to this can miss me with their fundraising pitches.
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Any candidate who won't commit to this can miss me with their fundraising pitches.
I saw Sinbad at a chemical plant in Bosnia.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I saw Sinbad at a chemical plant in Bosnia.
I'm thankful to have people in my life who love me enough to treat me to good pie.
I've never had a pie that's even half as good as a mediocre chocolate cake.
I get a lot of hate for this view and in turn I'd only ask if you've ever had a pie as good as a typical cheesecake. The answer is no, you have not. Cheesecake invalidates the whole pie category. Hell, regular cake barely survives the cheesecake onslaught on the strength of carrot cake alone.
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'm thankful to have people in my life who love me enough to treat me to good pie.
Jesus really needs to release the bootlegs from the Sermon on the Mount.
Unto the virtuous ones, the lord in his mercy shall grant stickers. The puffy kind, with sparklies.
they should come up with some rewards for virtue that aren’t just virtue
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Jesus really needs to release the bootlegs from the Sermon on the Mount.
Seconded.
Motion to replace the "Andy Card whispering to W. on 9/11" meme with this photo.
The back of his hair, the makeup line, and the giant folds of his neck waddle make it perfect.
The back of his hair, the makeup line, and the giant folds of his neck waddle make it perfect.
October 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Seconded.
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Chuck this sounds really serious. Please call your senator and let him know. Maybe he or she can do something.
America is meant to be a bastion of free speech.
Everybody across the political spectrum should be speaking out to stop what’s happening to Jimmy Kimmel.
This is about protecting democracy.
This must go to court.
Everybody across the political spectrum should be speaking out to stop what’s happening to Jimmy Kimmel.
This is about protecting democracy.
This must go to court.
September 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Chuck this sounds really serious. Please call your senator and let him know. Maybe he or she can do something.
What color crayon do you think Chuck is going to bring to the knife fight?
Donald Trump is ordering Republicans not to even bother talking with Democrats about the budget.
The American people know it would be him shutting the government down.
The American people know it would be him shutting the government down.
September 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
What color crayon do you think Chuck is going to bring to the knife fight?
We should have reformed our society according to its precepts.
September 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We should have reformed our society according to its precepts.
This seat is Safe Blue. Democrat Gerry Connolly won 66-33 in 2024. That's still a nine-point swing - only seven and half months into the Orange Error.
Democrats continue to outperform their 2024 results in every 2025 race.
September 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This seat is Safe Blue. Democrat Gerry Connolly won 66-33 in 2024. That's still a nine-point swing - only seven and half months into the Orange Error.
IOW, the techbros are gonna spend a lot of money to ratf*ck the primaries.
(Bloomberg) - A tech association funded by Apple Inc., Alphabet Inc.’s Google and other major tech companies is launching a new initiative to strengthen the frayed relationship between Democrats and Silicon Valley ahead of the 2026 midterm elections.
$AAPL $GOOGL
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Big Tech Looks to Strengthen Frayed Relationship With Democrats Ahead of Midterms
A tech association funded by Apple Inc., Alphabet Inc.’s Google and other major tech companies is launching a new initiative to strengthen the frayed relationship between Democrats and Silicon Valley ...
www.bloomberg.com
September 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
IOW, the techbros are gonna spend a lot of money to ratf*ck the primaries.
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So they can round anyone up for having brown skin, but it's just unfair to draw any conclusions from the love letter the president of the United States wrote to his sex trafficking buddy.
September 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
So they can round anyone up for having brown skin, but it's just unfair to draw any conclusions from the love letter the president of the United States wrote to his sex trafficking buddy.
slightly diminish a band:
They Might Not Be Giants
They Might Not Be Giants
slightly diminish a band:
Probability’s Child
Probability’s Child
slightly diminish a band:
Imagine Lizards
Imagine Lizards
August 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
slightly diminish a band:
They Might Not Be Giants
They Might Not Be Giants
I am so strongly in favor of GOOD THINGS that I actually support a lot of BAD THINGS that just FEEL GOOD!
July 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I am so strongly in favor of GOOD THINGS that I actually support a lot of BAD THINGS that just FEEL GOOD!
Happy Canada Day to all who celebrate!
July 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Happy Canada Day to all who celebrate!
And disregard what scripture shows is the true way?
May 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
And disregard what scripture shows is the true way?
Stay woke, my fortune-writing friend!
April 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Stay woke, my fortune-writing friend!
Et tu, Schume?
@schumer.senate.gov
@schumer.senate.gov
happy ides of March, the time when we celebrate a Senator stabbing you in the back
March 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Et tu, Schume?
@schumer.senate.gov
@schumer.senate.gov
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Here’s a picture of trump grabbing a pussy.
March 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Here’s a picture of trump grabbing a pussy.
What's the over/under on whether he starts using gold toner before midterms?
The United States government stays OPEN. 🇺🇸
March 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
What's the over/under on whether he starts using gold toner before midterms?
CR gives Trump those keys *with your blessing*
SMDH
SMDH
A shutdown would give Donald Trump the keys to the city, state, and country.
Musk has said he wants a shutdown, and reporting has shown he is already making plans to use the shutdown to expedite his destruction of key government programs and services.
Musk has said he wants a shutdown, and reporting has shown he is already making plans to use the shutdown to expedite his destruction of key government programs and services.
March 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
CR gives Trump those keys *with your blessing*
SMDH
SMDH
Schumer is a direct mail fundraising operation impersonating a United States Senator.
Schumer wants us to believe Senate Dems are powerless while literally providing the votes to ensure the GOP agenda goes forward.
If a shutdown was better for Trump, the House GOP wouldn't have passed this CR and the Senate GOP wouldn't vote for it.
Schumer knows that; he's outright lying to us.
If a shutdown was better for Trump, the House GOP wouldn't have passed this CR and the Senate GOP wouldn't vote for it.
Schumer knows that; he's outright lying to us.
Schumer: "For sure, the Republican bill is a terrible option. It is not a clean CR. It is deeply partisan. It doesn't address far too many of this country's needs. But I believe allowing Donald Trump to take even much more power via a government shutdown is a far worse option."
March 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Schumer is a direct mail fundraising operation impersonating a United States Senator.
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French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."