Magneto Apologist
@magnetoapologist.bsky.social
Lauren. 🌙 She/Her. Milwaukeean. Healing.
I love things both spooky & cute. Certified Medical Laboratory Scientist. 🔬
Magneto did nothing wrong.
It's safe here, rest.🌿
IG: instagram.com/laurensporens
I love things both spooky & cute. Certified Medical Laboratory Scientist. 🔬
Magneto did nothing wrong.
It's safe here, rest.🌿
IG: instagram.com/laurensporens
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This is why I'm obsessed with horror as an adult
Anyways, fuck landlords. Goodnight 🖕
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Anyways, fuck landlords. Goodnight 🖕
I have no idea what the fuck a Nuzzi is
December 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I have no idea what the fuck a Nuzzi is
Missing out on Dynamite bc our landlord delivered us shitty new but a dick bite is nice 🤙
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Missing out on Dynamite bc our landlord delivered us shitty new but a dick bite is nice 🤙
"The problem with the show is that the predators didn't face much justice"
True, Chris Hansen shouldve shot em
True, Chris Hansen shouldve shot em
"To Catch a Predator was entrapment!"
ok but why'd they fall for the trap tho
ok but why'd they fall for the trap tho
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"The problem with the show is that the predators didn't face much justice"
True, Chris Hansen shouldve shot em
True, Chris Hansen shouldve shot em
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"To Catch a Predator was entrapment!"
ok but why'd they fall for the trap tho
ok but why'd they fall for the trap tho
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"To Catch a Predator was entrapment!"
ok but why'd they fall for the trap tho
ok but why'd they fall for the trap tho
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"To Catch a Predator was entrapment!"
ok but why'd they fall for the trap tho
ok but why'd they fall for the trap tho
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"To Catch a Predator was entrapment!"
ok but why'd they fall for the trap tho
ok but why'd they fall for the trap tho
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more frog, again. seasonal frog
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
more frog, again. seasonal frog
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I mean this with sincerity, people need to just stop talking. Lol really. Stop giving energy, stop engaging with every little thing.
Negative engagement is engagement. Sometimes it’s promoting bad faith accounts and bots. Sometimes it’s just helping people like Nuzzi. But negative engagement is engagement and you don’t have to do it.
"What Swift’s defenders didn’t realize was that they were pushing back against a false narrative that had been seeded and amplified by a small network of inauthentic social accounts. Worse, they were helping to disseminate those bad-faith allegations by earnestly engaging with them."
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I mean this with sincerity, people need to just stop talking. Lol really. Stop giving energy, stop engaging with every little thing.
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Someone else said it but it bears repeating:
"The Muppet Christmas Carol" is the best movie ever because Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow, human actors.
"Muppet Treasure Island" is the best movie ever because Tim Curry treats himself as a Muppet.
"The Muppet Christmas Carol" is the best movie ever because Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow, human actors.
"Muppet Treasure Island" is the best movie ever because Tim Curry treats himself as a Muppet.
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Someone else said it but it bears repeating:
"The Muppet Christmas Carol" is the best movie ever because Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow, human actors.
"Muppet Treasure Island" is the best movie ever because Tim Curry treats himself as a Muppet.
"The Muppet Christmas Carol" is the best movie ever because Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow, human actors.
"Muppet Treasure Island" is the best movie ever because Tim Curry treats himself as a Muppet.
Nuh uh no way they're coming for my bitch calibri
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Nuh uh no way they're coming for my bitch calibri
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Heart palpitations so strong haven't gone to bed yet 🤙
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Heart palpitations so strong haven't gone to bed yet 🤙
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That was probably one of the more precarious drives I've done ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️🚗❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
That was probably one of the more precarious drives I've done ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️🚗❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
It's so stupid, I love it
Elijah Drags Mustafa Ali Out Of TNA Final Resolution On A Horse
Elijah Drags Mustafa Ali Out Of TNA Final Resolution On A Horse
Elijah made his presence felt at TNA Final Resolution as he dragged Mustafa Ali out of the arena on a horse.
www.fightful.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It's so stupid, I love it
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How do you do fellow domestic terrorisms
Stay safe, US friends. The FBI is compiling a list of domestic terrorists and I for one satisfy the criteria in all five possible ways.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
December 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
How do you do fellow domestic terrorisms
Not me thinking Paul Dano died 🥴
December 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Not me thinking Paul Dano died 🥴
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i am a smol account but with big b00b
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
i am a smol account but with big b00b
i am a smol account but with big b00b
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
i am a smol account but with big b00b
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
Maybe I should start watching AEW during down time in the lab 🤭
December 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Maybe I should start watching AEW during down time in the lab 🤭