Clyde
@maineclyde.bsky.social
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Once ate an entire ice cream cake by myself over the course of a single day
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maineclyde.bsky.social
So, are you guys required to frame everything like this until the Tegna/Nexstar merger goes through or what?
maineclyde.bsky.social
when a person falsely claims they went through a goth phase it's called stolen pallor
maineclyde.bsky.social
The Trump administration's threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.

Here's a thought.

When you upgrade to a larger bed you end up with more bed room, but less bedroom.
maineclyde.bsky.social
Listen, if you get cups from a cupboard, I don't think it's my fault for misunderstanding what a headboard is for.
maineclyde.bsky.social
Nowhere in the article does it mention "growing left-wing violence." In fact, members of both parties are quoted as being concerned with the rise in threats. Delete this and replace it with a description that isn't wildly misleading.
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majorarschloch.bsky.social
IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT IN GIRARD, GEORGIA

CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
maineclyde.bsky.social
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
curiositiesmuseum.bsky.social
Glurpo, the world's only underwater clown, c.1960. 🤡
maineclyde.bsky.social
please don't make jokes about Joe Camel dying from lung cancer
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dansheehan.bsky.social
I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point
bnacker.bsky.social
Starting to regret inventing the podcast
maineclyde.bsky.social
I hope not, because I look horrendous with slicked-back hair.
maineclyde.bsky.social
Perfectly innocent wording, find a new slant
maineclyde.bsky.social
I've gotten no less than a half-dozen spam texts in the last two weeks all saying "The steak dinner was wonderful and we should do it again soon," and now I'm afraid I actually have my own Tyler Durden going around slingin' late-night beef all over town.
maineclyde.bsky.social
He heard people were excited for BB
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escargotpro.bsky.social
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
maineclyde.bsky.social
Of course Archie Manning is struggling out there, he's 70 years old!
maineclyde.bsky.social
That's clearly Kirk Herbstreit
maineclyde.bsky.social
I was just being humble
maineclyde.bsky.social
We were such supple youngsters
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rodger.bsky.social
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
onestpress.onestnetwork.com
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
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raebolt.bsky.social
“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married!”
Julia and Frank from Hellraiser. Julia is a dolled up woman and Frank is a living corpse.