Ilikeannacondas
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we are approaching a moment of market singularity economists have only ever theorized: a quantum state of market inefficiency in which it is simultaneously so over and we are also so back
INSANE market action right now. Market exploded higher on a headline attributed to Kevin Hassett. And now nobody can figure out where it came from and the markets are diving again.
An 8% surge and then a 3.5% plunge in a matter of seconds
An 8% surge and then a 3.5% plunge in a matter of seconds
April 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
we are approaching a moment of market singularity economists have only ever theorized: a quantum state of market inefficiency in which it is simultaneously so over and we are also so back
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INSANE market action right now. Market exploded higher on a headline attributed to Kevin Hassett. And now nobody can figure out where it came from and the markets are diving again.
An 8% surge and then a 3.5% plunge in a matter of seconds
An 8% surge and then a 3.5% plunge in a matter of seconds
April 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
INSANE market action right now. Market exploded higher on a headline attributed to Kevin Hassett. And now nobody can figure out where it came from and the markets are diving again.
An 8% surge and then a 3.5% plunge in a matter of seconds
An 8% surge and then a 3.5% plunge in a matter of seconds
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Conservatives waiting to post the second the market is up before it inevitably crashes again in ten minutes is one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen. Father Trump is doing a fine job, they say, yes a fine job
April 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Conservatives waiting to post the second the market is up before it inevitably crashes again in ten minutes is one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen. Father Trump is doing a fine job, they say, yes a fine job
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🚨 BREAKING: S&P 500, NASDAQ, AND DOW JONES ALL TURN NEGATIVE, ERASING ALL EARLIER GAINS
April 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
🚨 BREAKING: S&P 500, NASDAQ, AND DOW JONES ALL TURN NEGATIVE, ERASING ALL EARLIER GAINS
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At this point, you can’t convince me they aren’t manipulating the market.
As soon as the indexes started peaking today, the White House started talking about tariffs on China, and everything is in the red again.
As soon as the indexes started peaking today, the White House started talking about tariffs on China, and everything is in the red again.
April 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
At this point, you can’t convince me they aren’t manipulating the market.
As soon as the indexes started peaking today, the White House started talking about tariffs on China, and everything is in the red again.
As soon as the indexes started peaking today, the White House started talking about tariffs on China, and everything is in the red again.
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Seems not great that reporters are asking the president if he’s tanking the market on purpose because he posted that he’s tanking the market on purpose
April 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Seems not great that reporters are asking the president if he’s tanking the market on purpose because he posted that he’s tanking the market on purpose
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Diversity didn’t crash the stock market.
Equity didn’t crash the stock market.
Inclusion didn’t crash the stock market.
Immigrants didn’t crash the stock market.
Trans people didn’t crash the stock market.
Equity didn’t crash the stock market.
Inclusion didn’t crash the stock market.
Immigrants didn’t crash the stock market.
Trans people didn’t crash the stock market.
April 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Diversity didn’t crash the stock market.
Equity didn’t crash the stock market.
Inclusion didn’t crash the stock market.
Immigrants didn’t crash the stock market.
Trans people didn’t crash the stock market.
Equity didn’t crash the stock market.
Inclusion didn’t crash the stock market.
Immigrants didn’t crash the stock market.
Trans people didn’t crash the stock market.
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10-year yield going vertical here. Something’s gonna break.
April 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
10-year yield going vertical here. Something’s gonna break.
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Bonds are falling, gold is falling, oil is falling, stocks are falling.
This almost NEVER happens. There’s always a safe haven.
This is like watching an entire nation sell off its assets to hide cash under the floorboards.
This almost NEVER happens. There’s always a safe haven.
This is like watching an entire nation sell off its assets to hide cash under the floorboards.
April 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Bonds are falling, gold is falling, oil is falling, stocks are falling.
This almost NEVER happens. There’s always a safe haven.
This is like watching an entire nation sell off its assets to hide cash under the floorboards.
This almost NEVER happens. There’s always a safe haven.
This is like watching an entire nation sell off its assets to hide cash under the floorboards.
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i think i speak for most americans when i say i hate anyone who is so stupid that he makes me care about treasury bonds
April 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i think i speak for most americans when i say i hate anyone who is so stupid that he makes me care about treasury bonds
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How is this real life?
April 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
How is this real life?
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Ok what’s going on here?
Yields are going up which means bond prices are going down.
Fewer buyers of the world’s safest asset.
Normally when the economy slows, there’s a flight to safety, not away from it.
Means the world may be abandoning America.
We are flirting with a true crisis.
Yields are going up which means bond prices are going down.
Fewer buyers of the world’s safest asset.
Normally when the economy slows, there’s a flight to safety, not away from it.
Means the world may be abandoning America.
We are flirting with a true crisis.
10-year yield going vertical here. Something’s gonna break.
April 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Ok what’s going on here?
Yields are going up which means bond prices are going down.
Fewer buyers of the world’s safest asset.
Normally when the economy slows, there’s a flight to safety, not away from it.
Means the world may be abandoning America.
We are flirting with a true crisis.
Yields are going up which means bond prices are going down.
Fewer buyers of the world’s safest asset.
Normally when the economy slows, there’s a flight to safety, not away from it.
Means the world may be abandoning America.
We are flirting with a true crisis.
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OK, non-finance people: crash course in bonds. Bond prices and yields moving opposite directions. Yields on US govt bonds [“treasuries”] are surging (ie the prices are falling). Prices are falling because people are selling treasuries at a massive clip.
April 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
OK, non-finance people: crash course in bonds. Bond prices and yields moving opposite directions. Yields on US govt bonds [“treasuries”] are surging (ie the prices are falling). Prices are falling because people are selling treasuries at a massive clip.
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Good morning Bluesky !
April 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Good morning Bluesky !
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wow the three month orgy of breaking long-standing agreements, abrogating contracts and shredding the constitution has damaged the full faith and credit of the united states that the entire global financial system rests on?
might've been a bigger deal that Tim Walz' national guard retirement idk
might've been a bigger deal that Tim Walz' national guard retirement idk
April 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
wow the three month orgy of breaking long-standing agreements, abrogating contracts and shredding the constitution has damaged the full faith and credit of the united states that the entire global financial system rests on?
might've been a bigger deal that Tim Walz' national guard retirement idk
might've been a bigger deal that Tim Walz' national guard retirement idk
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It’s fitting he’s dressed like he’s aboard the Titanic as it sinks
April 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It’s fitting he’s dressed like he’s aboard the Titanic as it sinks
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⚠️ Trump says he is imposing an ADDITIONAL 50% tariff on China if they don’t remove their retaliatory tariffs against the U.S.
April 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
⚠️ Trump says he is imposing an ADDITIONAL 50% tariff on China if they don’t remove their retaliatory tariffs against the U.S.
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When you ask Italian’s about Luigi Mangione
December 9, 2024 at 8:02 PM
When you ask Italian’s about Luigi Mangione
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Stock market in complete limbo, retirement savings disappearing, farmers facing devastating uncertainty… and he went golfing.
If he ran a company the way he ran the country this weekend, he’d be fired.
If he ran a company the way he ran the country this weekend, he’d be fired.
April 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Stock market in complete limbo, retirement savings disappearing, farmers facing devastating uncertainty… and he went golfing.
If he ran a company the way he ran the country this weekend, he’d be fired.
If he ran a company the way he ran the country this weekend, he’d be fired.
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“A top Goldman Sachs executive summed up the frustration with Mr. Trump succinctly: Someone has to stop him.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/06/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/06/b...
Wall Street’s Decision Makers Brace for More Chaos After Markets Plunge
The financial titans who backed Trump are now dealing with the fallout from his tariffs. They spent the weekend surveying the damage of last week’s major sell-off.
www.nytimes.com
April 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“A top Goldman Sachs executive summed up the frustration with Mr. Trump succinctly: Someone has to stop him.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/06/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/06/b...
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goldman sachs execs showing up to luigi mangione's cell like nick fury recruiting an avenger
“A top Goldman Sachs executive summed up the frustration with Mr. Trump succinctly: Someone has to stop him.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/06/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/06/b...
Wall Street’s Decision Makers Brace for More Chaos After Markets Plunge
The financial titans who backed Trump are now dealing with the fallout from his tariffs. They spent the weekend surveying the damage of last week’s major sell-off.
www.nytimes.com
April 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
goldman sachs execs showing up to luigi mangione's cell like nick fury recruiting an avenger
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Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American
April 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American
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Of course, his method is to keep the tax rate the same while zeroing out the capital gains.
April 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Of course, his method is to keep the tax rate the same while zeroing out the capital gains.
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All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.
April 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.
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If you’re worried about the stock market tomorrow, just remember: at least the measles are back
April 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If you’re worried about the stock market tomorrow, just remember: at least the measles are back