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@mardenojo.bsky.social
I might be a bruja, I might be the monster under your bed, I might be a hex, I might be microscopic, but im definitely the ocean, and I've never had a single eyeball.
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@mardenojo.bsky.social
· Jan 8
This is your only warning:
I'm extremely likely to just say words here. They'll probably be silly, poignant, weird, horny, brilliant(?) words that may haunt you forever for no decent reason, and, if you know me in real life, you should be aware, I only let shame kiss my ass as a treat😉😘
I'm extremely likely to just say words here. They'll probably be silly, poignant, weird, horny, brilliant(?) words that may haunt you forever for no decent reason, and, if you know me in real life, you should be aware, I only let shame kiss my ass as a treat😉😘
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
theonion.com
April 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
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We're going to have to start using the demand that has been used in Latin America for years in cases of forcible disappearance: "Vivos se los llevaron, vivos los queremos." Alive they were taken, alive we want them returned.
April 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
We're going to have to start using the demand that has been used in Latin America for years in cases of forcible disappearance: "Vivos se los llevaron, vivos los queremos." Alive they were taken, alive we want them returned.
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You know the *only* reason he got out so fast was a reporter live posted about this for hours. And, a large amount of public pressure.
Every time someone gets grabbed, there has to be a robust public response immediately.
Every time someone gets grabbed, there has to be a robust public response immediately.
BREAKING: Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez has been released. This is the moment he reunited with his mom.
April 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
You know the *only* reason he got out so fast was a reporter live posted about this for hours. And, a large amount of public pressure.
Every time someone gets grabbed, there has to be a robust public response immediately.
Every time someone gets grabbed, there has to be a robust public response immediately.
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Yeah no it’s called “pre climate collapse bed rotting”. Basically I’m frontloading dissociation because I won’t be able to do it when I’m digging for water and bartering my teeth in 30 years
April 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Yeah no it’s called “pre climate collapse bed rotting”. Basically I’m frontloading dissociation because I won’t be able to do it when I’m digging for water and bartering my teeth in 30 years
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This is so incredibly cruel.
“I’m not a gang member. I’m gay, I’m a stylist,” as he cried out for his mother.
Andry José Hernández Romero sent to a MAXIMUM SECURITY prison in El Salvador.
People getting arbitrarily swept up in Trump’s madness, just awful.
“I’m not a gang member. I’m gay, I’m a stylist,” as he cried out for his mother.
Andry José Hernández Romero sent to a MAXIMUM SECURITY prison in El Salvador.
People getting arbitrarily swept up in Trump’s madness, just awful.
April 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This is so incredibly cruel.
“I’m not a gang member. I’m gay, I’m a stylist,” as he cried out for his mother.
Andry José Hernández Romero sent to a MAXIMUM SECURITY prison in El Salvador.
People getting arbitrarily swept up in Trump’s madness, just awful.
“I’m not a gang member. I’m gay, I’m a stylist,” as he cried out for his mother.
Andry José Hernández Romero sent to a MAXIMUM SECURITY prison in El Salvador.
People getting arbitrarily swept up in Trump’s madness, just awful.
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NEW: SourceMaterial's investigation identified 38 active data centres operated by Amazon, Microsoft, and Google in parts of the world already facing water scarcity, as well as 24 more under development.
Read the full story here: www.source-material.org/amazon-micro...
Read the full story here: www.source-material.org/amazon-micro...
Big Tech's data centres will take water from world's driest areas
Amazon, Microsoft and Google's data centres use vast amounts of water in some of the world’s driest areas and they are building more.
www.source-material.org
April 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
NEW: SourceMaterial's investigation identified 38 active data centres operated by Amazon, Microsoft, and Google in parts of the world already facing water scarcity, as well as 24 more under development.
Read the full story here: www.source-material.org/amazon-micro...
Read the full story here: www.source-material.org/amazon-micro...
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One of the most clarifying things I've seen in the past few weeks is "de-escalate all conflict that is not with the enemy."
April 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
One of the most clarifying things I've seen in the past few weeks is "de-escalate all conflict that is not with the enemy."
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The microplastics in my body have unionized and formed a sentient credit card to further throw me into debt
April 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The microplastics in my body have unionized and formed a sentient credit card to further throw me into debt
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...
theonion.com
April 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
March 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
Sighted ppl: "Why is this Daredevil so violent?"
Me: "Not finding one Bluesky post under the trending topic section with alt text: "Yeah bro, I got no fuckin clue" *cracks my knuckles*
Me: "Not finding one Bluesky post under the trending topic section with alt text: "Yeah bro, I got no fuckin clue" *cracks my knuckles*
March 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Sighted ppl: "Why is this Daredevil so violent?"
Me: "Not finding one Bluesky post under the trending topic section with alt text: "Yeah bro, I got no fuckin clue" *cracks my knuckles*
Me: "Not finding one Bluesky post under the trending topic section with alt text: "Yeah bro, I got no fuckin clue" *cracks my knuckles*
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People rag on driving a Cybertruck, but you gotta admit it's cinematic as fuck.
Every day its like you're in Final Destination
Every day its like you're in Final Destination
March 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
People rag on driving a Cybertruck, but you gotta admit it's cinematic as fuck.
Every day its like you're in Final Destination
Every day its like you're in Final Destination
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RFK Jr. advocates leaving Cybertrucks on the street, allowing them to develop herd immunity.
March 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
RFK Jr. advocates leaving Cybertrucks on the street, allowing them to develop herd immunity.
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Now they're targeting people with disabilities
"Multiple pages were removed, including one…on customer service practices for hotel and lodging guests with disabilities"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
#DEI
"Multiple pages were removed, including one…on customer service practices for hotel and lodging guests with disabilities"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
#DEI
Justice department removes disability guidelines for US businesses
Multiple pages scrubbed from the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) website due to a Trump order
www.theguardian.com
March 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Now they're targeting people with disabilities
"Multiple pages were removed, including one…on customer service practices for hotel and lodging guests with disabilities"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
#DEI
"Multiple pages were removed, including one…on customer service practices for hotel and lodging guests with disabilities"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
#DEI
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
March 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Btw, screw this “working people” BS.
Disabled people dependant on social security are 100% working class people. We are part of the same class and we experience the same oppressions as call centre workers, service workers, manual workers and care workers.
Disabled people dependant on social security are 100% working class people. We are part of the same class and we experience the same oppressions as call centre workers, service workers, manual workers and care workers.
March 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Btw, screw this “working people” BS.
Disabled people dependant on social security are 100% working class people. We are part of the same class and we experience the same oppressions as call centre workers, service workers, manual workers and care workers.
Disabled people dependant on social security are 100% working class people. We are part of the same class and we experience the same oppressions as call centre workers, service workers, manual workers and care workers.
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GAVIN NEWSOM: my next guest is a real get for the podcast, please welcome, risen from the dead, Benito Mussolini everybody. Now Benny, can I call you Benny?, have you ever been to Napa? It’s absolutely gorgeous. Also do you believe trans people have too many rights?
March 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
GAVIN NEWSOM: my next guest is a real get for the podcast, please welcome, risen from the dead, Benito Mussolini everybody. Now Benny, can I call you Benny?, have you ever been to Napa? It’s absolutely gorgeous. Also do you believe trans people have too many rights?
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Again: measles can cause severe complications, including death, especially in young children, and wiping out up 73% of your immune system’s memory of immunity to other pathogens. We do not want to catch measles news.harvard.edu/gazette/stor...
March 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Again: measles can cause severe complications, including death, especially in young children, and wiping out up 73% of your immune system’s memory of immunity to other pathogens. We do not want to catch measles news.harvard.edu/gazette/stor...
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NEW: State health department announces new measles case in Maryland
State agency alerts: "Anyone who visited the following location.. may have been exposed: Washington Dulles International Airport: The international arrivals area March 5th, 4pm-9pm"
State agency alerts: "Anyone who visited the following location.. may have been exposed: Washington Dulles International Airport: The international arrivals area March 5th, 4pm-9pm"
March 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
NEW: State health department announces new measles case in Maryland
State agency alerts: "Anyone who visited the following location.. may have been exposed: Washington Dulles International Airport: The international arrivals area March 5th, 4pm-9pm"
State agency alerts: "Anyone who visited the following location.. may have been exposed: Washington Dulles International Airport: The international arrivals area March 5th, 4pm-9pm"
We cannot let the goal posts be moved and, equally important, we have to recognize when we are unconsciously allowing them to be moved in our own reaction to current events. The question isn’t just what’s happening; it’s whether we recognize it for what it is.
Reality Check
Behind The Headlines With Andrew Weissmann, Vol 3.1.a
weissmann.substack.com
March 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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BREAKING: SpaceX's Starship EXPLODES, causing FAA to halt flights at 4 major airports
The previous Starship also exploded, in January
THIS is why FAA probed SpaceX for safety
And THIS is why Musk has been trying to kill FAA - and why he should NOT get any more govt contracts
The previous Starship also exploded, in January
THIS is why FAA probed SpaceX for safety
And THIS is why Musk has been trying to kill FAA - and why he should NOT get any more govt contracts
March 7, 2025 at 8:41 AM
BREAKING: SpaceX's Starship EXPLODES, causing FAA to halt flights at 4 major airports
The previous Starship also exploded, in January
THIS is why FAA probed SpaceX for safety
And THIS is why Musk has been trying to kill FAA - and why he should NOT get any more govt contracts
The previous Starship also exploded, in January
THIS is why FAA probed SpaceX for safety
And THIS is why Musk has been trying to kill FAA - and why he should NOT get any more govt contracts
I wonder if landlords are enjoying a brief reprieve from the burning gaze of the people's rage before they inevitably remind us again of how scum they are.
March 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I wonder if landlords are enjoying a brief reprieve from the burning gaze of the people's rage before they inevitably remind us again of how scum they are.
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Hey, everyone!
Here are some of my favorite online markets to use instead of Amazon:
etrailer.com - DIY products, RV focused
bhphotovideo.com - Tech products, Jewish owned
chewy.com - everything pets, including prescriptions
bookshop.org - buy books, support local bookstores
Share yours below!
Here are some of my favorite online markets to use instead of Amazon:
etrailer.com - DIY products, RV focused
bhphotovideo.com - Tech products, Jewish owned
chewy.com - everything pets, including prescriptions
bookshop.org - buy books, support local bookstores
Share yours below!
March 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Hey, everyone!
Here are some of my favorite online markets to use instead of Amazon:
etrailer.com - DIY products, RV focused
bhphotovideo.com - Tech products, Jewish owned
chewy.com - everything pets, including prescriptions
bookshop.org - buy books, support local bookstores
Share yours below!
Here are some of my favorite online markets to use instead of Amazon:
etrailer.com - DIY products, RV focused
bhphotovideo.com - Tech products, Jewish owned
chewy.com - everything pets, including prescriptions
bookshop.org - buy books, support local bookstores
Share yours below!
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make sure to always carry soup for the family!
February 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
make sure to always carry soup for the family!