Mark Stevens
@mark-stevens.bsky.social
Slight or moderate, occasionally rough. Showers. Good.
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Honoured to receive a mayoral award this weekend for protecting green spaces and rights of way across Pencoed. I’m really grateful to all Trailblazers volunteers who make this possible 💚💚. #Pencoed #OpenSpaces.
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Honoured to receive a mayoral award this weekend for protecting green spaces and rights of way across Pencoed. I’m really grateful to all Trailblazers volunteers who make this possible 💚💚. #Pencoed #OpenSpaces.
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Gígja Einarsdóttir, photographer who was born and raised around Icelandic horses #WomensArt
#December8th #ArtAdvent 🎄
#December8th #ArtAdvent 🎄
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Gígja Einarsdóttir, photographer who was born and raised around Icelandic horses #WomensArt
#December8th #ArtAdvent 🎄
#December8th #ArtAdvent 🎄
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He’s making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice.
Santa Claus is coming to Towyn...
🎅🏻🏴🎅🏻🏴🎅🏻🏴
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice.
Santa Claus is coming to Towyn...
🎅🏻🏴🎅🏻🏴🎅🏻🏴
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
He’s making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice.
Santa Claus is coming to Towyn...
🎅🏻🏴🎅🏻🏴🎅🏻🏴
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice.
Santa Claus is coming to Towyn...
🎅🏻🏴🎅🏻🏴🎅🏻🏴
This aged well.
Will Australia need the extra half-hour, do you think?
December 6, 2025 at 11:18 AM
This aged well.
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It's just not fair when the bowler is allowed to take catches too. Like having an extra fielder on the field! Morally wrong.
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
It's just not fair when the bowler is allowed to take catches too. Like having an extra fielder on the field! Morally wrong.
Will Australia need the extra half-hour, do you think?
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Will Australia need the extra half-hour, do you think?
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If you don't have store-bought Pink Floyd, homemade is fine. #behringersky
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 AM
If you don't have store-bought Pink Floyd, homemade is fine. #behringersky
Bar’s open! Happy Friday, cheers and iechyd da!
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Bar’s open! Happy Friday, cheers and iechyd da!
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If you were to buy a 10 track album via Bandcamp for £13. Post fees, for the artist, that's the equivalent of streaming all 10 tracks, on Spotify, every day, for a year
But Spotify would pay the artist £0, as 365 streams per track doesn't reach their threshold of 1,000
So, you know, go to Bandcamp
But Spotify would pay the artist £0, as 365 streams per track doesn't reach their threshold of 1,000
So, you know, go to Bandcamp
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
If you were to buy a 10 track album via Bandcamp for £13. Post fees, for the artist, that's the equivalent of streaming all 10 tracks, on Spotify, every day, for a year
But Spotify would pay the artist £0, as 365 streams per track doesn't reach their threshold of 1,000
So, you know, go to Bandcamp
But Spotify would pay the artist £0, as 365 streams per track doesn't reach their threshold of 1,000
So, you know, go to Bandcamp
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The on-hold music for Waitrose’s customer helpline is just a swan reading share prices to some brioche.
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
The on-hold music for Waitrose’s customer helpline is just a swan reading share prices to some brioche.
England looked clueless and demoralised. The fielding was shocking, Jacks's spectacular catch excepted. Either they didn't have a plan, or they did but it was shite. Four days play and, unless something extraordinary happens, the Ashes are gone already.
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
England looked clueless and demoralised. The fielding was shocking, Jacks's spectacular catch excepted. Either they didn't have a plan, or they did but it was shite. Four days play and, unless something extraordinary happens, the Ashes are gone already.
Carse? Arse! Amirite?
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Carse? Arse! Amirite?
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December 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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@georgedobell.bsky.social is it fair that Joe Root has been allocated all the team’s brain cells? #AskGeorge
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM
@georgedobell.bsky.social is it fair that Joe Root has been allocated all the team’s brain cells? #AskGeorge
How is Steve Smith not dehydrated? He spits every few seconds. He must be standing in a puddle of his own drool at slip.
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
How is Steve Smith not dehydrated? He spits every few seconds. He must be standing in a puddle of his own drool at slip.
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Scottish friends! I'm looking for a voice actor (roughly 30-40 years old, female) for an unannounced game✨
You definitely don't need to be an established actor, but you must be UK based with your own recording equipment.
This is a paid role, DM for brief! #voiceacting
You definitely don't need to be an established actor, but you must be UK based with your own recording equipment.
This is a paid role, DM for brief! #voiceacting
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Scottish friends! I'm looking for a voice actor (roughly 30-40 years old, female) for an unannounced game✨
You definitely don't need to be an established actor, but you must be UK based with your own recording equipment.
This is a paid role, DM for brief! #voiceacting
You definitely don't need to be an established actor, but you must be UK based with your own recording equipment.
This is a paid role, DM for brief! #voiceacting
I'm about to tuck into a bit of Peruvian. Which film uses that term, as well as dust, bat food, snow, powder, the snortable, the Charlie, the expensive, the class A fucking narcotics - and fucking cocaine? #FilmQuiz
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'm about to tuck into a bit of Peruvian. Which film uses that term, as well as dust, bat food, snow, powder, the snortable, the Charlie, the expensive, the class A fucking narcotics - and fucking cocaine? #FilmQuiz
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Sorry, but I find the expression "Merry Christmas" offensive. "Happy Holidays" is also unacceptable. The same goes for "Good Morning" or "Hello" or any type of greeting, or even eye contact, before lunchtime. Or at any time.
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Sorry, but I find the expression "Merry Christmas" offensive. "Happy Holidays" is also unacceptable. The same goes for "Good Morning" or "Hello" or any type of greeting, or even eye contact, before lunchtime. Or at any time.
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A colleague keeps clicking his pen. It's sounding more and more like 'please kill me' in morse code.
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
A colleague keeps clicking his pen. It's sounding more and more like 'please kill me' in morse code.
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As per fucking usual. Cops lie. Press lie. MPs lie. Families campaign in pain and anger. The truth comes out and no one, NO ONE gets punished no cops go to jail. Again and again and again it’s the same story but what is wrong with the justice system? Too many jury trials.
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
As per fucking usual. Cops lie. Press lie. MPs lie. Families campaign in pain and anger. The truth comes out and no one, NO ONE gets punished no cops go to jail. Again and again and again it’s the same story but what is wrong with the justice system? Too many jury trials.
My most used words on here this year. You're on there, @mattflipflop.bsky.social, and so is @rejunevate.bsky.social, so I must chat with you often. But I don't seem to have mentioned @variola13.bsky.social, even though I interact with you the most (fnarr, fnarr). Freddy the dog gets a mention, too.
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
My most used words on here this year. You're on there, @mattflipflop.bsky.social, and so is @rejunevate.bsky.social, so I must chat with you often. But I don't seem to have mentioned @variola13.bsky.social, even though I interact with you the most (fnarr, fnarr). Freddy the dog gets a mention, too.
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Don’t think much of the Amazon Black Friday sales. I ordered The Two Ronnies on DVD but instead I got four Kindles
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Don’t think much of the Amazon Black Friday sales. I ordered The Two Ronnies on DVD but instead I got four Kindles
I've just been for a jog, even though the last time I went out, on Sunday, I did this. I'm A Brave Little Soldier.
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I've just been for a jog, even though the last time I went out, on Sunday, I did this. I'm A Brave Little Soldier.
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Christmas Dinners Around The World.
UK: Sage and onion turkey, sips mulled wine.
Australia: Thymey kangaroo, downs port.
UK: Sage and onion turkey, sips mulled wine.
Australia: Thymey kangaroo, downs port.
December 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Christmas Dinners Around The World.
UK: Sage and onion turkey, sips mulled wine.
Australia: Thymey kangaroo, downs port.
UK: Sage and onion turkey, sips mulled wine.
Australia: Thymey kangaroo, downs port.