Mark in CHS
@markinchs.bsky.social
You wrote in my yearbook, “Stay Cool.”
So, I did.
So, I did.
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Breaking News: President Trump lashed out at Jerome Powell, the chair of the Federal Reserve, for not cutting interest rates, saying his "termination cannot come fast enough."
Trump Says Fed Chair’s ‘Termination Cannot Come Fast Enough’
The president said that Jerome Powell has been too hesitant to cut interest rates, and “he should certainly lower them now.”
www.nytimes.com
April 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Breaking News: President Trump lashed out at Jerome Powell, the chair of the Federal Reserve, for not cutting interest rates, saying his "termination cannot come fast enough."
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Thank god Val Kilmer isn’t alive to see this.
April 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Thank god Val Kilmer isn’t alive to see this.
Have to take PTO tomorrow to work on my bracket because I haven’t watched college ball all year.
March 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Have to take PTO tomorrow to work on my bracket because I haven’t watched college ball all year.
Candy has been a free country for far too long.
February 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Candy has been a free country for far too long.
I keep thinking I need to get out of this country - which sucks because I love it here. But there’s something in the air.
February 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I keep thinking I need to get out of this country - which sucks because I love it here. But there’s something in the air.
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I want every Democrat to sound like this. Meanwhile I'm listening to the sounds of (congressional) silence.
It took the Nazis one month, three weeks, two days, eight hours, and 40 minutes to dismantle a constitutional republic.
When the fire starts to burn, every good person better be ready to man a post with a bucket of water if you want to stop it from raging out of control.
When the fire starts to burn, every good person better be ready to man a post with a bucket of water if you want to stop it from raging out of control.
February 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I want every Democrat to sound like this. Meanwhile I'm listening to the sounds of (congressional) silence.
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irony -- which had been lingering the last month on life support - just died
Egg price change in the CPI print +15%
Egg price change in the CPI print +15%
February 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
irony -- which had been lingering the last month on life support - just died
Egg price change in the CPI print +15%
Egg price change in the CPI print +15%
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Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
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If you're in line to bully a Cybertruck owner STAY IN LINE
An update on this saga. Apparently the owner of this Cybertruck here in my town is losing his fucking mind according to his coworkers because people keep making fun of him. Every day, he is laughed at and/or flipped off, and he is not taking it well.
Spotted in the missed connections section of the local Little Village magazine.
January 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If you're in line to bully a Cybertruck owner STAY IN LINE
Bluesky is definitely getting better.
January 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Bluesky is definitely getting better.
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now that DeepSeek has completed AI, we hope that Silicon Valley will turn its attention to the next best thing: investing in rural history museums
January 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
now that DeepSeek has completed AI, we hope that Silicon Valley will turn its attention to the next best thing: investing in rural history museums
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Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
YouTube video by The Onion
youtube.com
January 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
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I just spit out my tea.
January 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I just spit out my tea.
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
thehardtimes.net
January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
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I told my wife, I think her underwear are too tight and way too revealing
And she said… then wear your own
And she said… then wear your own
December 30, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I told my wife, I think her underwear are too tight and way too revealing
And she said… then wear your own
And she said… then wear your own
@deadscreen.bsky.social this is a very specific account - plants, video games, and plants in video games - I like it!!!
December 27, 2024 at 11:42 PM
@deadscreen.bsky.social this is a very specific account - plants, video games, and plants in video games - I like it!!!
I knew pretty early on that I would go pro in something other than sports.
December 27, 2024 at 4:26 PM
I knew pretty early on that I would go pro in something other than sports.
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Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year
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December 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year
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In the red corner, we have Laura Loomer whose lips harness the horsepower suction of 500 Bangkok prostitutes.
In the blue corner, we have Elon Musk who can crush coke cans with his man titties.
Are you ready to ruuuummbblleee???
In the blue corner, we have Elon Musk who can crush coke cans with his man titties.
Are you ready to ruuuummbblleee???
December 27, 2024 at 12:08 AM
In the red corner, we have Laura Loomer whose lips harness the horsepower suction of 500 Bangkok prostitutes.
In the blue corner, we have Elon Musk who can crush coke cans with his man titties.
Are you ready to ruuuummbblleee???
In the blue corner, we have Elon Musk who can crush coke cans with his man titties.
Are you ready to ruuuummbblleee???
@crosbymaxx.bsky.social great season, boss. Heal up and kick ass next year!!!
December 24, 2024 at 7:52 PM
@crosbymaxx.bsky.social great season, boss. Heal up and kick ass next year!!!
I wish I could buy everything on my kids’ Christmas lists this year, but Sophie Rain ain’t free.
December 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
I wish I could buy everything on my kids’ Christmas lists this year, but Sophie Rain ain’t free.
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woodchuck: (seeing some unchucked wood) what the fuck is this
December 8, 2024 at 5:29 PM
woodchuck: (seeing some unchucked wood) what the fuck is this
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Chance to make the playoffs *with a win tonight*
Bengals: 3%
Cowboys: 2%
Bengals: 3%
Cowboys: 2%
December 9, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Chance to make the playoffs *with a win tonight*
Bengals: 3%
Cowboys: 2%
Bengals: 3%
Cowboys: 2%
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Sincere McCormick implies the existence of a disingenuous McCormick.
December 5, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Sincere McCormick implies the existence of a disingenuous McCormick.