STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
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Kids: "Cheating."
Me: "Yeah, I figured, but have you ever had a teacher try to use it for something el—"
Kids: "No, it's for cheating. For writing papers for you."