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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
theonion.com
March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
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TO RECAP:
- they’re snatching innocent people off the streets
- they’re deporting people to supermax prisons solely because they have tattoos
- they’re using the Signal app (which holds messages temporarily) so evidence of their crimes isn’t found later
- Republicans are fine with all this
- they’re snatching innocent people off the streets
- they’re deporting people to supermax prisons solely because they have tattoos
- they’re using the Signal app (which holds messages temporarily) so evidence of their crimes isn’t found later
- Republicans are fine with all this
March 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
TO RECAP:
- they’re snatching innocent people off the streets
- they’re deporting people to supermax prisons solely because they have tattoos
- they’re using the Signal app (which holds messages temporarily) so evidence of their crimes isn’t found later
- Republicans are fine with all this
- they’re snatching innocent people off the streets
- they’re deporting people to supermax prisons solely because they have tattoos
- they’re using the Signal app (which holds messages temporarily) so evidence of their crimes isn’t found later
- Republicans are fine with all this
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March 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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IMO Musk, Trump and Vance are no longer even putting up a facade of not being completely on Russia’s side because Putin wants us to know. He wants us to -know-.
March 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
IMO Musk, Trump and Vance are no longer even putting up a facade of not being completely on Russia’s side because Putin wants us to know. He wants us to -know-.
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Still processing the fact that Zelensky asked Vance “Have you ever actually been to Ukraine?” and his response was that he’s watched and seen some videos.
March 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Still processing the fact that Zelensky asked Vance “Have you ever actually been to Ukraine?” and his response was that he’s watched and seen some videos.
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In this mirror universe Trump will continue to attack Zelensky for infinity because Zelensky is Trump’s exact opposite. Zelensky is a humble and brave, tireless patriot, who was also a fucking funny comedian and successful TV host. He is everything Trump could never be.
February 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
In this mirror universe Trump will continue to attack Zelensky for infinity because Zelensky is Trump’s exact opposite. Zelensky is a humble and brave, tireless patriot, who was also a fucking funny comedian and successful TV host. He is everything Trump could never be.
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Fuck off, you bloated, bloviating orange spunktrumpet!
February 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Fuck off, you bloated, bloviating orange spunktrumpet!
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In Putin’s Russia we don’t bring Americans to Gulag we bring Gulag to America
February 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Reposting for no reason
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February 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Slit throats are red,
Mindflayers are blue,
We'd risk it all,
For a Hamster called Boo
Mindflayers are blue,
We'd risk it all,
For a Hamster called Boo
February 14, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Slit throats are red,
Mindflayers are blue,
We'd risk it all,
For a Hamster called Boo
Mindflayers are blue,
We'd risk it all,
For a Hamster called Boo
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I'm bout to be posting a lot of Infinimart stuff throughout the day tomorrow so fair warning
CELEBRATE #INDIEANIMATIONDAY THIS MONTH!!!
FEBRUARY 16TH!!!
WHO IS READY FOR ANOTHER YEAR OF SUPPORTING INDIE ANIMATION? 💛💛💛💛💛
#indieanimation #Supportindieanimation
FEBRUARY 16TH!!!
WHO IS READY FOR ANOTHER YEAR OF SUPPORTING INDIE ANIMATION? 💛💛💛💛💛
#indieanimation #Supportindieanimation
February 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'm bout to be posting a lot of Infinimart stuff throughout the day tomorrow so fair warning
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Throwing in the “defamatory” bit in there is wild and almost unprecedented. This isn’t a press release from the premier, it’s a press release from Danielle Smith threatening to sue reporters.
February 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Throwing in the “defamatory” bit in there is wild and almost unprecedented. This isn’t a press release from the premier, it’s a press release from Danielle Smith threatening to sue reporters.
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do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
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We’re doing ANMA again but it’s a different name. I’m not starting more socials for it. Someone already took “GoodMorningGus” on Twitter so we can’t have it. So helpful.
8 new episodes starting Monday on the ANMA rss feed so you’re already subscribed for this if you did that.
8 new episodes starting Monday on the ANMA rss feed so you’re already subscribed for this if you did that.
January 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
We’re doing ANMA again but it’s a different name. I’m not starting more socials for it. Someone already took “GoodMorningGus” on Twitter so we can’t have it. So helpful.
8 new episodes starting Monday on the ANMA rss feed so you’re already subscribed for this if you did that.
8 new episodes starting Monday on the ANMA rss feed so you’re already subscribed for this if you did that.
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Really considering chilling the freak out
January 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Really considering chilling the freak out
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Started watching four episodes of vintage anime (Sailor Moon, Patlabor, Slayers, Gundam) every week with Discord friends and can't stress enough how watching fun stuff with online friends is a low-cost, low-effort way to help you feel better about shit. Can't recommend it enough.
January 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Started watching four episodes of vintage anime (Sailor Moon, Patlabor, Slayers, Gundam) every week with Discord friends and can't stress enough how watching fun stuff with online friends is a low-cost, low-effort way to help you feel better about shit. Can't recommend it enough.
Just moving socials ✌️
January 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Just moving socials ✌️