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Diversity initiatives were meant to overcome the old patterns of nepotism, so I guess it makes sense that the enemies of diversity are big fans of nepotism.
March 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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US government like "you know what will help your seasonal affective disorder? losing a bunch of sleep and throwing off your internal biological clock for days. also fuck you people with babies and toddlers."
March 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Finally realized what Trump’s “Gulf of America” dumbassery reminds me of:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P2R...
Mr. Show: 24 is the Highest Number 1/3
YouTube video by Ben Simon a.k.a. Cartoon Man Central
www.youtube.com
March 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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me: *holds up drawing* is this the guy?

witness: that looks nothing like him

me: *furiously shaking Etch-a-Sketch* YOU DO IT THEN
February 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I read this on dark days for a little solace.
February 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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uber eats: u look hungry

me: ya

uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy

me: ya

uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered

me: ya
November 20, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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If you only read one novel this year…. maybe read 2 next year
November 20, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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Oh my goodness - this thread is beautiful @nadiadrake.bsky.social ❤️.

Adding the story to my reading list! www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
November 20, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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🖼️ 🚥
November 20, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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November 20, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.
November 15, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 9:40 AM
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The Heart Nebula
November 15, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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All those books about the declines and falls of empires that I never read.... do they cover how dumb things were? I was unprepared for how dumb things were going to get.
November 13, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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On Twitter I have finished the fourth poll that collects all of Musk's absolute fuckups since buying Twitter. These are all Twitter related, nothing about SpaceX or Tesla or his Republican shilling, unless it bumped up against the Twittersphere.

So, presented here, are the results of 112 fuckups
November 4, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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@bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social this is how I got a 7 day suspension (best week of my year, tbh):
November 13, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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Fantastic segment and, yeah, I’d let myself forget a lot of this.
this is the most in depth examination of this little revelation that i've seen and serves as a good reminder of what things were like in 2020, which i think a lot of people have memory-holed.
Trump Secretly Sent Putin Rare COVID Tests in 2020 According to Bombshell New Book: A Closer Look
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
youtu.be
October 10, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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There are so many journalists still hanging out in this guy’s house
July 20, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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"the more loyal an employee is, the more likely they are to be targeted for exploitative practices by their manager. Why? Because managers assume that loyal employees are more willing than others to make personal sacrifices for their job"

www.forbes.com/sites/lindsa...

#EduSky
Loyal To Your Employer? That Might Put A Target On Your Back
Managers assume that loyal employees are more willing than others to make personal sacrifices for their job — and therefore are more likely to expect those sacrifices.
www.forbes.com
April 28, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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whomst amongst us has not taken 22 1/2 hours to respond to a text i ask u
Just incredible news on reviving Voyager I.

Think of it: a computer chip 15 billion(!) miles away is broken. The solution is to repackage & move key software, w/ code sent via radio signal that takes 22+ hrs to reach that little 46yr old machine.

AND IT IS WORKING.

blogs.nasa.gov/voyager/2024...
NASA’s Voyager 1 Resumes Sending Engineering Updates to Earth – Voyager
blogs.nasa.gov
April 23, 2024 at 2:13 AM