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this press release has the distinctive rhetoric of an LLM but with the vocabulary of one of the white house staff groypers
The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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Devon Witherspoon revealed in a radio interview that Mike Macdonald identified from film study that the Patriots offensive linemen were effectively tipping their pitches with their stances.

Put that in the pantheon of Super Bowl coaching contributions.
February 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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maye got his clock cleaned. oh well try again next year with the hardest schedule in the league and the 31st overall draft pick buddy!
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Imagine not watching this and suffering through *checks notes* Kid Rock (lol) to own the libs. I can’t believe we get the NFL in the national divorce.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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convicted rapists can get super bowl commercials
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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The joy from this half time show!! If you hate this, you have no joy, no love, no light.

Also: make Puerto Rico a state!
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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according to a pediatric ER doctor my wife follows on Instagram they have started to see children coming in sick because their parents are asking ChatGPT what the correct dosage is on over the counter medication instead of just looking at the instructions on the bottle
One of the easiest ways to shoot down the idea that "AI" is an expert is to show how it deals with something people know about.

Younger readers may not get this as most appliances come pre-wired, but anyone 35+ can see these are chaotic fire hazards.

From Mastodon, AI asked how to wire a plug:
February 6, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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Was so disappointed to see the sponsor of that commercial
“Who has Mike Tyson on here saying ‘fat and nasty??????”

Oh RFK.
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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What a fuck you man. Bad Bunny is the GOAT
Wait hold up...
Did Bad Bunny just give his Grammy to Liam Conejo Ramos the poor kid who was kidnapped by ICE? If so amazing

The sign beforehand said "Conejo" on it too
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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We’re gonna win they’re gonna lose
Bad Bunny “together we are America”
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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We need a “how they did it” interview with the lead cameraman and planners behind this halftime show ASAP. That was one of the most impressive logistical accomplishments I’ve ever seen
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Together, we are America.

Well done, Bad Bunny.
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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Wait hold up...
Did Bad Bunny just give his Grammy to Liam Conejo Ramos the poor kid who was kidnapped by ICE? If so amazing

The sign beforehand said "Conejo" on it too
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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The hits: they keep on coming
January 30, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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These Super Bowl ads bring a real “end stage of capitalism” vibe to the party that I appreciate.
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Denny Carter on talking to your children about the president's racism, which becomes more normalized all the time:

https://badfaithtimes.com/tell-your-kids-this-shit-is-racist/
Tell Your Kids This Shit Is Racist
American children deserve to know they're being raised under a white supremacist regime.
badfaithtimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
February 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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This right here. They don't watch sports. They just don't. The people in control are Trump and Vance. The popular people online are nerds who should've gotten swirlies. Streamers. There's no sports to be found with these basement dwellers. And that's the American Right.
I know folks gets mad when I say the American right kinda ceded sports to the left but that has been the trend for years now. Your Republican dad watches the game but right wing influencers are telling young guys sports are beta nonsense.
Wel'l get sports and entertainment and they'll get tallow and preventable disease. Good deal.
February 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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as always, people who have actually discovered an incredible productivity hack will simply use that productivity hack themselves, not sell their techniques to the masses in one-off classes
Oh she’s a scam artist, got it! Every single time you hear about a person offering coaching in one of these pieces they’re just a scammer and the media falls for it
February 8, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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This, from @jamellebouie.net is exactly right. And I think so many folks have refused to see or admit what Trump is because admitting implicates them, or their families, so denial is easier.
February 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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the All-American Halftime Show is airing on New Tang Dynasty while the actual Halftime Show stars a native born U.S. citizen and airs on U.S. broadcast television
February 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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I love the US. But if I were not American, I would not set foot in the US now.

As long as Stephen Miller is in power, the US cannot plausibly host international sporting events. (And all the *foreigners* they would bring.)
The Montreal Canadiens are playing the Minnesota Wild in Minneapolis tonight. The players have been recommended to stay in/eat at the hotel, take the team bus to the arena, and carry passports.

Perhaps we shouldn't be hosting the World Cup and the Olympics...
February 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM