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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Donald Trump pardons/commutes the sentence every piece of shit he can find. Today’s piece of shit…just happened to be George Santos.
October 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Donald Trump pardons/commutes the sentence every piece of shit he can find. Today’s piece of shit…just happened to be George Santos.
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Trumpnomics: Get tariff money from US consumers on Chinese goods. Our farmers can’t sell their products because the Chinese refuse to pay our tariffs. China buys from farmers in Argentina instead. We send Argentina $20 billion. Then we pay our farmers to throw their crops away.
October 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Trumpnomics: Get tariff money from US consumers on Chinese goods. Our farmers can’t sell their products because the Chinese refuse to pay our tariffs. China buys from farmers in Argentina instead. We send Argentina $20 billion. Then we pay our farmers to throw their crops away.
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Not many sneak into USA via the Chicago River or Lake Michigan (the only Great Lake that doesn't border any other country). But armed feds tried to intimidate our city... by joining the architecture tour crowds. Real tough guys.
(Photos: Block Club Chicago & Chicago Sun-Times)
(Photos: Block Club Chicago & Chicago Sun-Times)
September 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Not many sneak into USA via the Chicago River or Lake Michigan (the only Great Lake that doesn't border any other country). But armed feds tried to intimidate our city... by joining the architecture tour crowds. Real tough guys.
(Photos: Block Club Chicago & Chicago Sun-Times)
(Photos: Block Club Chicago & Chicago Sun-Times)
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I sorta feel bad for whoever has to break the Charlie Kirk news to Trump again this morning.
And later this afternoon.
And then again several more times after sundown.
And later this afternoon.
And then again several more times after sundown.
September 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I sorta feel bad for whoever has to break the Charlie Kirk news to Trump again this morning.
And later this afternoon.
And then again several more times after sundown.
And later this afternoon.
And then again several more times after sundown.
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Looking forward to John Bolton’s next book “I wish I had said something sooner”.
(Working title)
(Working title)
August 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Looking forward to John Bolton’s next book “I wish I had said something sooner”.
(Working title)
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Stepchild Asked To Take Family Picture
August 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Stepchild Asked To Take Family Picture
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this is why i am pretty confident there will not be a meaningful attempt to do an end run around mamdani. a lot of elite cuomo support seemed to be based on “well, he’s probably going to win and he’s a vindictive asshole and i don’t want to be on his bad side.”
Here's a fun thing that a top donor to Andrew Cuomo's super PAC just told me.
June 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
this is why i am pretty confident there will not be a meaningful attempt to do an end run around mamdani. a lot of elite cuomo support seemed to be based on “well, he’s probably going to win and he’s a vindictive asshole and i don’t want to be on his bad side.”
Been saying this for years
Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.
Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event
June 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Been saying this for years
Time to dust off this quote from Richard J. Daley in 1968 “The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder.”
June 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Time to dust off this quote from Richard J. Daley in 1968 “The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder.”
My dark theory is that the Musk outrage is staged to give the GOP cover for even more draconian cuts.
June 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My dark theory is that the Musk outrage is staged to give the GOP cover for even more draconian cuts.
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This administration takes antisemitism seriously. That's why we removed The Diary of Ann Frank from all federal libraries.
May 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This administration takes antisemitism seriously. That's why we removed The Diary of Ann Frank from all federal libraries.
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Trump is trying to destroy universities because college educated people don’t vote for Republicans enough.
Trump admin threatens to ban Harvard from enrolling international students
Trump admin threatens Harvard's ability to host international students
If the school fails to provide requested records by April 30, it will automatically lose its eligibility.
www.axios.com
April 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Trump is trying to destroy universities because college educated people don’t vote for Republicans enough.
I thought it was me. Even worse if you subscribe via Apple Store. New Yorker can’t/won’t help you.
There’s room for a really funny New Yorker cartoon about how the New Yorker website is the hardest thing to log into this side of the NSA.
April 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I thought it was me. Even worse if you subscribe via Apple Store. New Yorker can’t/won’t help you.
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Prediction:
Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.
Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.
April 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Prediction:
Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.
Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.
A Domer we can get behind.
I had a strange moment in 2022. A colleague smeared me as a “groomer.” I gave a speech. It went viral.
But what my mom said stuck with me:
“This is great – but it doesn’t mean much unless it inspires people to do what you did.”
But what my mom said stuck with me:
“This is great – but it doesn’t mean much unless it inspires people to do what you did.”
April 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
A Domer we can get behind.
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US post of the day ...
April 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
US post of the day ...
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At this point, you can’t convince me they aren’t manipulating the market.
As soon as the indexes started peaking today, the White House started talking about tariffs on China, and everything is in the red again.
As soon as the indexes started peaking today, the White House started talking about tariffs on China, and everything is in the red again.
April 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
At this point, you can’t convince me they aren’t manipulating the market.
As soon as the indexes started peaking today, the White House started talking about tariffs on China, and everything is in the red again.
As soon as the indexes started peaking today, the White House started talking about tariffs on China, and everything is in the red again.
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
Exactement
The best case scenario is that this is a stock shorting scheme, and in a week, there will be masterful (non-existent) "dealmaking" that removes the tariffs after the billionaires buy the dip causing a massive transfer of wealth.
That's the *best* case scenario.
That's the *best* case scenario.
April 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Exactement
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Might be seeing a trend here
April 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Might be seeing a trend here
New here. Learning the ropes.
April 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
New here. Learning the ropes.