maryjblond
@maryjblond.bsky.social
✨chicago & charlotte✨
mostly #chicago stuff, mostly
not an RN
skytown🏀
crafty 🧶
horror & sci-fi 📚 🎥
she/her 🩷♏️🧢 🏳️🌈
oh and brain stuff AuDHD
pew pew
mostly #chicago stuff, mostly
not an RN
skytown🏀
crafty 🧶
horror & sci-fi 📚 🎥
she/her 🩷♏️🧢 🏳️🌈
oh and brain stuff AuDHD
pew pew
Pinned
🧶 #krampus
love my chicago stickers so much from @rachelannelise.bsky.social had to make a quick ornament!
December 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
love my chicago stickers so much from @rachelannelise.bsky.social had to make a quick ornament!
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merry christmas, my gf got us a print sub to @theonion.com and gave it to me like this
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
merry christmas, my gf got us a print sub to @theonion.com and gave it to me like this
well, she’s smoking it slowly at least
with a fucking FORK what is that even suppose to be/do/mean gahhhhh
with a fucking FORK what is that even suppose to be/do/mean gahhhhh
A smoking habit? In this economy?
With more actors, pop stars and other celebrities spotted unapologetically smoking, the cultural taboo against it shows signs of ebbing. That worries antismoking advocates. 🔗 on.wsj.com/49om2X4
December 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
well, she’s smoking it slowly at least
with a fucking FORK what is that even suppose to be/do/mean gahhhhh
with a fucking FORK what is that even suppose to be/do/mean gahhhhh
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When Border Patrol descended on Charlotte, NC, I learned for the first time about @siembranc.bsky.social's extraordinarily capable organizing.
They created superb training resources. As raids unfolded, veteran organizers strategized and adjusted tactics. BP fled.
🙏🏼 Siembra for showing us the way!
They created superb training resources. As raids unfolded, veteran organizers strategized and adjusted tactics. BP fled.
🙏🏼 Siembra for showing us the way!
Families reunited, tax dollars rerouted away from enabling illegal arrests and sustained inside and outside strategy organizing enables federal judges to uphold the Constitution in defense of our communities. However you celebrate today and everyday, organizing still works. Felices fiestas
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
When Border Patrol descended on Charlotte, NC, I learned for the first time about @siembranc.bsky.social's extraordinarily capable organizing.
They created superb training resources. As raids unfolded, veteran organizers strategized and adjusted tactics. BP fled.
🙏🏼 Siembra for showing us the way!
They created superb training resources. As raids unfolded, veteran organizers strategized and adjusted tactics. BP fled.
🙏🏼 Siembra for showing us the way!
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Got it up with time to spare @harebrained.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Got it up with time to spare @harebrained.bsky.social
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New Moon reminder: you don’t have to reinvent yourself every cycle.
Sometimes the most powerful intention is simply:
“I choose what nourishes me.” 🌑✨
#WitchSky
Sometimes the most powerful intention is simply:
“I choose what nourishes me.” 🌑✨
#WitchSky
December 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM
New Moon reminder: you don’t have to reinvent yourself every cycle.
Sometimes the most powerful intention is simply:
“I choose what nourishes me.” 🌑✨
#WitchSky
Sometimes the most powerful intention is simply:
“I choose what nourishes me.” 🌑✨
#WitchSky
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My favorite part of tonight has been inadvertently sparking regional discourse around ‘jagoff’
December 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My favorite part of tonight has been inadvertently sparking regional discourse around ‘jagoff’
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energy to take into 2026.
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
energy to take into 2026.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
How to Lose a Grinch in 10 Days
December 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
How to Lose a Grinch in 10 Days
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Grinch
A Grinch Named Desire
Grinch On A Hot Tin Roof
December 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Grinch
Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Grinches
Five Easy Grinches
One Flew Over The Grinch's Nest
December 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Grinches
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The fuck is wrong with everybody
December 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The fuck is wrong with everybody
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Trump Renews Allegations of Voter Fraud After Being Denied Thrasher’s “Skater of the Year”
Trump Renews Allegations of Voter Fraud After Being Denied Thrasher's "Skater of the Year"
President Trump is reportedly instructing the Justice Department to look into instances of voter fraud at Thrasher Magazine after they awarded their coveted “Skater of the Year” title to Chris Joslin.
thehardtimes.net
December 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Trump Renews Allegations of Voter Fraud After Being Denied Thrasher’s “Skater of the Year”
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babe let's make this bauhaus a bauhome
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
babe let's make this bauhaus a bauhome
is this linkedin thing a bit?
i’m fairly certain i haven’t been on that site in a decade
i’m fairly certain i haven’t been on that site in a decade
December 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
is this linkedin thing a bit?
i’m fairly certain i haven’t been on that site in a decade
i’m fairly certain i haven’t been on that site in a decade
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anytime i see ja’mal green’s name crop up i am contractually obligated to post this photo
December 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
anytime i see ja’mal green’s name crop up i am contractually obligated to post this photo
dipped into town for couple days
anyone up
for drinks later?
i miss midwest ppl 🥺
anyone up
for drinks later?
i miss midwest ppl 🥺
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
dipped into town for couple days
anyone up
for drinks later?
i miss midwest ppl 🥺
anyone up
for drinks later?
i miss midwest ppl 🥺
excuse me bros?
it’s friday, give it a fucking rest ffs
it’s friday, give it a fucking rest ffs
December 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
excuse me bros?
it’s friday, give it a fucking rest ffs
it’s friday, give it a fucking rest ffs
how the fuck did i lose a brick of cream cheese
haven’t left mfkng kitchen lol
haven’t left mfkng kitchen lol
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
how the fuck did i lose a brick of cream cheese
haven’t left mfkng kitchen lol
haven’t left mfkng kitchen lol
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Wait they fucking?
Wait wait wait skipping past the fraud and crime stuff,
Kid Rock is her man and she still had to pay for the show?! Lmmfaoooooo
Kid Rock is her man and she still had to pay for the show?! Lmmfaoooooo
This keeps happening.
December 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Wait they fucking?
made w windfall pinecones collected while playing disc golf*
*aka fun w adhd
*aka fun w adhd
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
made w windfall pinecones collected while playing disc golf*
*aka fun w adhd
*aka fun w adhd
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“Dark Gary” is the name of my sleep paralysis demon
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“Dark Gary” is the name of my sleep paralysis demon
