Andy Broughton
@andybroughton0.bsky.social
A horror soundtrack from a stagnant waterbed.
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In light of today’s ongoing shittery — for example, a legal grocery deliverer detained in St. Paul archive.ph/9hXMT — take this ICE “guidance” as a PR exercise until proven real: www.reuters.com/world/ice-of...
Exclusive: ICE officers in Minnesota directed not to interact with 'agitators' in new orders
The new internal guidance reviewed by Reuters also orders U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers to only target immigrants who have criminal charges or convictions.
www.reuters.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:41 AM
In light of today’s ongoing shittery — for example, a legal grocery deliverer detained in St. Paul archive.ph/9hXMT — take this ICE “guidance” as a PR exercise until proven real: www.reuters.com/world/ice-of...
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They really have no fucking idea what is coming. No fucking idea.
January 29, 2026 at 4:20 AM
They really have no fucking idea what is coming. No fucking idea.
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Not as slick as that "rebel loon" design floating around, but here's my contribution
January 28, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Not as slick as that "rebel loon" design floating around, but here's my contribution
northern mn 90s weed crew, speak up
Ditch weed and dirt weed aren’t the same thing. A lot of you mfs don’t know shit about terroir
January 29, 2026 at 3:53 AM
northern mn 90s weed crew, speak up
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Ditch weed and dirt weed aren’t the same thing. A lot of you mfs don’t know shit about terroir
January 29, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Ditch weed and dirt weed aren’t the same thing. A lot of you mfs don’t know shit about terroir
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I have never in my life been more confident in a product prediction than I am that Optimus robots will be a huge flop and I remember the NFT craze
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I have never in my life been more confident in a product prediction than I am that Optimus robots will be a huge flop and I remember the NFT craze
This is the tone of someone who’s been bodied for the quality of their shake.
Things are terrible, but we need to be strategic right now.
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 AM
This is the tone of someone who’s been bodied for the quality of their shake.
Chicago martinis for me, but that’s a tacit acknowledgment of a blitz on 3rd down. Might go for it on 4th anyway.
i think first drink for me when it happens will be champagne, that's obvious, but i feel as though i need to script at least a couple plays deep for this one
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Chicago martinis for me, but that’s a tacit acknowledgment of a blitz on 3rd down. Might go for it on 4th anyway.
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As @jenniferkates.bsky.social reminds me, it was Dan McQuade who was at Hannibal Burress's October 2014 show at the Troc when he said “You rape women, Bill Cosby,” happened to be recording it, made it go viral, and from then on no one ever could forget or deny who Bill Cosby was.
Hannibal Buress on Bill Cosby: 'You're a Rapist'
Comedian Hannibal Buress called Bill Cosby a rapist in a bit at the Trocadero on Thursday night. Cosby has been accused of sexual assault by multiple women.
www.phillymag.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:15 AM
As @jenniferkates.bsky.social reminds me, it was Dan McQuade who was at Hannibal Burress's October 2014 show at the Troc when he said “You rape women, Bill Cosby,” happened to be recording it, made it go viral, and from then on no one ever could forget or deny who Bill Cosby was.
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Star Tribune has a report on the earlier video of Alex Pretti being tackled by goons (after he kicked out their taillight).
www.startribune.com/bystander-vi...
www.startribune.com/bystander-vi...
Bystander video reveals confrontation between Alex Pretti and federal agents 11 days before killing
Agents tackled and pinned Pretti to the ground after he kicked out the taillight of their vehicle, according to observers who filmed the encounter.
www.startribune.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Star Tribune has a report on the earlier video of Alex Pretti being tackled by goons (after he kicked out their taillight).
www.startribune.com/bystander-vi...
www.startribune.com/bystander-vi...
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I'm outside the Jesse Brown VA in Chicago for the second second time this week, where once again hundreds of people have gathered for a vigil for Alex Pretti, who was executed by federal agents in Minneapolis.
January 29, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I'm outside the Jesse Brown VA in Chicago for the second second time this week, where once again hundreds of people have gathered for a vigil for Alex Pretti, who was executed by federal agents in Minneapolis.
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Moriarty told Law Dork that no police departments have brought any cases to her office involving federal agents’ surge-related actions.
“They should be investigating as best they can .... I think there are choices that have to be made."
www.lawdork.com/p/hennepin-c...
“They should be investigating as best they can .... I think there are choices that have to be made."
www.lawdork.com/p/hennepin-c...
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Moriarty told Law Dork that no police departments have brought any cases to her office involving federal agents’ surge-related actions.
“They should be investigating as best they can .... I think there are choices that have to be made."
www.lawdork.com/p/hennepin-c...
“They should be investigating as best they can .... I think there are choices that have to be made."
www.lawdork.com/p/hennepin-c...
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Scrolling through Twitter, finding the ancient texts, discovered a quintessential Dan tweet.
January 29, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Scrolling through Twitter, finding the ancient texts, discovered a quintessential Dan tweet.
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It's really not an understatement to say that America is being governed by absolute psychopaths. bsky.app/profile/wash...
The U.S. Embassy in Denmark removed 44 Danish flags honoring Danish soldiers killed in Afghanistan outside the building, drawing outrage from the country’s veterans amid heightened tensions between Copenhagen and Washington.
https://wapo.st/4rfbSOz
https://wapo.st/4rfbSOz
Removal of flags for fallen Danish soldiers at U.S. Embassy sparks backlash
There was no malicious intent in removing the flags, said a State Department spokesperson, who added that the flags had been replaced.
wapo.st
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 AM
It's really not an understatement to say that America is being governed by absolute psychopaths. bsky.app/profile/wash...
anyway about perineum sunning . . .
![Body of a Trump email:
MESSAGE FROM THE 47TH POTUS
[Pic of Trump where they missed his temples when they were spraying his tan on so the skin looks corpse-like there]
Respectfull Friend,
DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?
TAKE POLL](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cfy5rgqvohpdqxgu2geb5u2b/bafkreifig3nldyjits7ebtociy4dmctcdqavkiltt6dvkqmgufn63uqo5u@jpeg)
January 29, 2026 at 1:42 AM
anyway about perineum sunning . . .
Goddamnit. RIP to one of the best.
January 29, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Goddamnit. RIP to one of the best.
This is grounds to expel Hoekstra, right?
January 29, 2026 at 12:31 AM
This is grounds to expel Hoekstra, right?
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That is correct. Trump has set a date to revoke Haitian protected status, and then set a date for the anti-Haitian pogrom to begin the next day.
ICE must go. Miller must go. Noem must go. Even Vance must go. Their ethnonationalist mania gets more violent every day and is going to destroy America.
ICE must go. Miller must go. Noem must go. Even Vance must go. Their ethnonationalist mania gets more violent every day and is going to destroy America.
This is a scheduled pogrom
I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio.
Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.
Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.
Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.
Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 PM
That is correct. Trump has set a date to revoke Haitian protected status, and then set a date for the anti-Haitian pogrom to begin the next day.
ICE must go. Miller must go. Noem must go. Even Vance must go. Their ethnonationalist mania gets more violent every day and is going to destroy America.
ICE must go. Miller must go. Noem must go. Even Vance must go. Their ethnonationalist mania gets more violent every day and is going to destroy America.
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REAKING: A federal judge in Minnesota has barred the Trump administration from arresting / detaining the state's 5,600 refugees while they await lawful permanent resident status. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 28, 2026 at 10:55 PM
REAKING: A federal judge in Minnesota has barred the Trump administration from arresting / detaining the state's 5,600 refugees while they await lawful permanent resident status. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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i have not jumped on the “any day now” bandwagon thus far, but he legitimately looks near death in this photo.
January 28, 2026 at 9:57 PM
i have not jumped on the “any day now” bandwagon thus far, but he legitimately looks near death in this photo.
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Just visited with Liam and his father at Dilley detention center. I demanded his release and told him how much his family, his school, and our country loves him and is praying for him.
January 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Just visited with Liam and his father at Dilley detention center. I demanded his release and told him how much his family, his school, and our country loves him and is praying for him.
Lots of pre-dooming about the concessions the Senate Dems might extract, but listen to Norm on this.
Honestly I think if the Dems could somehow win a mask ban for federal agents, I think it would be a huge start. The impunity these dipshits feel being masked up is palpable.
January 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Lots of pre-dooming about the concessions the Senate Dems might extract, but listen to Norm on this.
Don't know why this is making the rounds again, but it's from ~six weeks ago.
A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot.
"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."
ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."
ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Don't know why this is making the rounds again, but it's from ~six weeks ago.