BAT FEETS FOR YOUR TIMELINE
July 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.
Woman in line in front of me at the post office is not happy about the cost of shipping. She just whipped out her phone, asked ChatGPT how much it thinks the shipping should cost, and is trying to get the mailman to honor that price.
July 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.
“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
June 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
June 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Dear Flight Attendants,
No eggnog? Just say so.
No need for that look.
No eggnog? Just say so.
No need for that look.
June 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Dear Flight Attendants,
No eggnog? Just say so.
No need for that look.
No eggnog? Just say so.
No need for that look.
Found password. Back in the blue sky.
May 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Found password. Back in the blue sky.
"... Yes, just like in Toy Story..." I explain why I can only get rid of one unwanted item once I have obtained a similar one to accompany it in the donation box, so it won't be lonely.
March 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"... Yes, just like in Toy Story..." I explain why I can only get rid of one unwanted item once I have obtained a similar one to accompany it in the donation box, so it won't be lonely.
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Socially I am a cicada, you do not see me for many years, but when I show up I am screaming
March 20, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Socially I am a cicada, you do not see me for many years, but when I show up I am screaming
Remembered husband has a cold just before I was about to unsympathetically ask `What's with all the mouth breathing?` earlier today. Phew.
March 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Remembered husband has a cold just before I was about to unsympathetically ask `What's with all the mouth breathing?` earlier today. Phew.
Urgh. Finally managed to reset the password needed to look at the blue sky.
March 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Urgh. Finally managed to reset the password needed to look at the blue sky.
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March 5, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Took this pic of the neighbours the morning before my work trip.
March 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Took this pic of the neighbours the morning before my work trip.
Quite an alright view from this public transport.
March 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Quite an alright view from this public transport.
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new saddest six word story just dropped
March 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
new saddest six word story just dropped
Forgot to say rabbit rabbit first thing today. Hoping to recover some good luck with that first tweet of the month.
February 1, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Forgot to say rabbit rabbit first thing today. Hoping to recover some good luck with that first tweet of the month.
Between eyelash vending machine and casually reading "as we're a quarter of the way through this new century..." earlier this week I'm feeling a bit frazzled.
January 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Between eyelash vending machine and casually reading "as we're a quarter of the way through this new century..." earlier this week I'm feeling a bit frazzled.
This evening in a shopping centre I saw a VENDING MACHINE FOR FALSE EYELASHES. So that's a thing.
January 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
This evening in a shopping centre I saw a VENDING MACHINE FOR FALSE EYELASHES. So that's a thing.
Agatha Christie's lost diary entry records the 10 missing days.
January 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I went for a walk this morning. Now I get to glide around in a hovercraft inflated by my smugness.
January 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I went for a walk this morning. Now I get to glide around in a hovercraft inflated by my smugness.
We're portmanteauing the words too quickly now.
December 23, 2024 at 9:34 AM
We're portmanteauing the words too quickly now.
They're not appealing so I won't be a' peelin'. Explaining why knobbly mandarins remain uneaten.
December 14, 2024 at 2:03 AM
They're not appealing so I won't be a' peelin'. Explaining why knobbly mandarins remain uneaten.
Tiny tree is UP! As usual, it's reindeers all the way down.
December 2, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Tiny tree is UP! As usual, it's reindeers all the way down.