MashedMatter
@mashedmatter.bsky.social
Louisville, KY native. Clintonville, OH resident.
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While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities.
Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.
Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities.
Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.
Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.
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A confused and rambling President Donald Trump fumbled Monday while trying to remember Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's (D-MI) name in the Oval Office, landing instead on Gov. "Christy Whitman," former governor of New Jersey in the 1990s.
'Insane': Trump confuses Gretchen Whitmer with '90s NJ gov in bizarre Oval Office flub
A confused and rambling President Donald Trump fumbled Monday while trying to remember Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's (D-MI) name in the Oval Office, landing instead on Gov. "Christy Whitman," former governor of New Jersey in the 1990s. The gaffe occurred as Trump was signing executive orders, and came as...
bit.ly
August 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A confused and rambling President Donald Trump fumbled Monday while trying to remember Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's (D-MI) name in the Oval Office, landing instead on Gov. "Christy Whitman," former governor of New Jersey in the 1990s.
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R.I.P. Sly Stone and thank you for the music.
Sly Stone, Maestro of a Multifaceted, Hitmaking Band, Dies at 82
www.nytimes.com
June 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
R.I.P. Sly Stone and thank you for the music.
Getting lost in this fantastic novel by @chuckwendig.bsky.social made turning 50 way more enjoyable.
June 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Getting lost in this fantastic novel by @chuckwendig.bsky.social made turning 50 way more enjoyable.
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As the Trump family scams pile up, it is hard to imagine anyone more obsessed with grifting money from feeble-minded people.
by L. Ron Hubbard
by L. Ron Hubbard
May 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
As the Trump family scams pile up, it is hard to imagine anyone more obsessed with grifting money from feeble-minded people.
by L. Ron Hubbard
by L. Ron Hubbard
Sovereignty and Journalism won the Derby. That can’t be right?!?! The winning jockey is Venezuelan so I’m sure ICE will be waiting in the Winner’s Circle. #Derby151
May 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sovereignty and Journalism won the Derby. That can’t be right?!?! The winning jockey is Venezuelan so I’m sure ICE will be waiting in the Winner’s Circle. #Derby151
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Sounds like ICE did not have their papers in order. Kinda thought that was their whole thing.
April 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Sounds like ICE did not have their papers in order. Kinda thought that was their whole thing.
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Bro literally got holy ghosted
April 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Bro literally got holy ghosted
But it’s not a cult…
Trump was amused after a child was directed to call him “Daddy Trump” at his golf club
April 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
But it’s not a cult…
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We’re doomed.
April 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
We’re doomed.
Jesus knows she’s a liar.
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt praying before misleading the American people on Trump’s agenda
April 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Jesus knows she’s a liar.
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Too bad we’re rubber and he’s glue. Weak, fragile, insecure glue.
People were mean to him on Twitter, so he bought Twitter.
People were still mean to him, so he bought the US government.
And he is going to use it to hunt down those bad people!
People were still mean to him, so he bought the US government.
And he is going to use it to hunt down those bad people!
March 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Too bad we’re rubber and he’s glue. Weak, fragile, insecure glue.
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“Improper ideology”? Get fucked.
Re:
“Trump’s order specifically names the National Museum of African American History and Culture and the Women’s History Museum, which is in development.”
“Trump’s order specifically names the National Museum of African American History and Culture and the Women’s History Museum, which is in development.”
Trump executive order on Smithsonian targets funding to programs with 'improper ideology'
President Donald Trump has signed an executive order on the Smithsonian Institution that targets funding to programs that contain what he calls “divisive narratives” and “improper ideology.”
apnews.com
March 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“Improper ideology”? Get fucked.
You cozy up to big pieces of shit everyday, and you wonder why you stink.
#ETTD
'He used to be beloved!' CNN analyst stunned by new data on Elon Musk www.rawstory.com/elon-musk-te...
'He used to be beloved!' CNN analyst stunned by new data on Elon Musk www.rawstory.com/elon-musk-te...
'He used to be beloved!' CNN analyst stunned by new data on Elon Musk
Tech billionaire Elon Musk has seen his public image evaporate as he continues to hitch himself to President Donald Trump and take a hacksaw to federal programs — and it's starting to eat away at Tesl...
www.rawstory.com
March 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
You cozy up to big pieces of shit everyday, and you wonder why you stink.
Think of how wealthy, healthy and happy we would be if Republicans would get the fuck out of the way.
A national cannabis company predicts Ohio will be a $2 billion market in 2027 if legislators do not alter marijuana laws. https://nbc4i.co/3QYEImc?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_NBC4&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky_
March 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Think of how wealthy, healthy and happy we would be if Republicans would get the fuck out of the way.
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GIVEAWAY!
We have one paperback copy of our next publication, INHOSPITABLE by Ali Seay, available to giveaway. If you're into body horror then this is the book for you. All you have to do is follow us and share this post before noon EST on 3/15 and you'll be automatically entered.
We have one paperback copy of our next publication, INHOSPITABLE by Ali Seay, available to giveaway. If you're into body horror then this is the book for you. All you have to do is follow us and share this post before noon EST on 3/15 and you'll be automatically entered.
March 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
GIVEAWAY!
We have one paperback copy of our next publication, INHOSPITABLE by Ali Seay, available to giveaway. If you're into body horror then this is the book for you. All you have to do is follow us and share this post before noon EST on 3/15 and you'll be automatically entered.
We have one paperback copy of our next publication, INHOSPITABLE by Ali Seay, available to giveaway. If you're into body horror then this is the book for you. All you have to do is follow us and share this post before noon EST on 3/15 and you'll be automatically entered.
So all we have to do is remove Florida? Who knew? Let’s go!
March 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
So all we have to do is remove Florida? Who knew? Let’s go!
Pretty soon Trump is going to be going after the electric grid. You know how many transformers there are out there?
March 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Pretty soon Trump is going to be going after the electric grid. You know how many transformers there are out there?
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Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
March 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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they are just so profoundly stupid
Trump claimed the Biden administration spent $8 million "making mice transgender." The White House tried to back up this number with records of funding for research into cancer, asthma, and HIV, some of which used *transgenic* (genetically modified) mice.
Trump Decried Millions Spent 'Making Mice Transgender.' It Was Cancer and Asthma Research
President Trump falsely claimed that Biden spent $8 million on 'making mice transgender,' but the real research was for human health.
www.rollingstone.com
March 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
they are just so profoundly stupid
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The markets are crashing, we can't afford eggs anymore, the economy is shrinking, our allies are abandoning us...
But we'll always have the Gulf of America.
But we'll always have the Gulf of America.
March 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The markets are crashing, we can't afford eggs anymore, the economy is shrinking, our allies are abandoning us...
But we'll always have the Gulf of America.
But we'll always have the Gulf of America.
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A parody wrapped in a satire inside a bad joke.
GOP Sen. Susan Collins on Trump’s tariffs: “I'm very concerned about the tariffs going into effect. Maine and Canada's economy are integrated. Much of our lobster, blueberries are processed in Canada and then come back over. We have a paper mill in northern Maine that's right on the border.”
March 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A parody wrapped in a satire inside a bad joke.