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I could have been Norwegian. Instead I'm From Florida
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O hell! What have we here?
February 7, 2026 at 10:49 AM
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1/3 of Boston & Cambridge households are car-free—among the highest rates for major US cities

Those households are concentrated near T stations, especially downtown, along the Heath St & Boston College branches of the Green Line, and in parts of Cambridge served by the Red Line
February 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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You can be one of the most popular figures on the cultural landscape and it won't matter; if white racists don't like you, you're controversial and polarizing. White racists are meanwhile never framed as divisive or polarizing, no, they're always "concerned" or "anxious."
February 8, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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Many have questioned our decision to put Jeffrey Epstein in a cell with Frank "The Billionaire Murderer" Garbanzo but honestly it makes me laugh how little you armchair experts know about prison administration.
February 8, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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went to the store
January 23, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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i cannot be dissuaded from the belief that something approaching utopia is simple, obvious, and within reach. it is the source of my unrelenting optimism and unrelenting rage
February 2, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English
May 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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I'm SO mad, I got kidnapped by evil scientists and put in the evil science facility where they give you psychic powers and wings and stuff but I was in the control group so nothing happened
February 5, 2026 at 9:02 AM
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Shout out to big cities. FUCK Middle America
February 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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Who founded your wing of the Democratic Party and when?

Progressives: Woodrow Wilson (1912)
Neoliberals: Eugene McCarthy (1968)
Southern Democrats: Charles I (1642)
Popularists: Franklin Roosevelt (1932)
February 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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"as a tool of authoritarian conflict management, the Board of Peace arguably upholds three basic principles: Might is right, ethnic cleansing is an appropriate tool of conflict resolution, and war is an opportunity for real estate development."

read @danaelkurd.bsky.social
Trump’s Board of Peace Will Help Strong Countries Dominate Weak Ones
In Gaza, it will legitimize Israeli land grabs and ethnic cleansing.
foreignpolicy.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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I know there's a lot more important stuff going on but it's just days away until we launch a human crew further than any human has gone away from Earth. They will do a high orbit over the Moon then fall back to Earth, becoming also the fastest humans of all time. So there's that
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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It's crazy that if you have the first principle "human ethnic groups, physical differences aside, are not different in terms of mental capacity or 'inherent' personality traits" you are woker than 90% of the people who work for supposedly liberal media organizations.
January 31, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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i think it was the great screenwriter william goldsmith who famously said there are only three stories in all the world. a man goes on a journey, a stranger comes to town, and people fighting their way up and/or down a high-rise building
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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February 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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AHHHHHHH!
February 7, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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I said "ooh I like your gold necklace" one time in front of my friends and they called me "Covetous Smaug" for months
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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the god of fear and hunger acknowledges your suffering
January 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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I knew I was evil before I knew I was fruity. come to think of it the two are totally unrelated. well I've made a fine mess of this prompt. kindergarten, though. I knew I was host to something ancient and horrible during arts & crafts
how did you know you were a lil fruity ??
February 5, 2026 at 6:09 AM