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jebus, this game sometimes 😬
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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This is incredible
June 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
so school started before the stratford rd/glen stewart roundabout construction. maybe they were talking about getting it done in summer 2026. 🤷‍♂️ 😒👏
September 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
RIP Brian Wilson. 😢
June 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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It's so hilarious and satisfying to watch two of the worst pieces of shit in human history have a big public breakup where each of them tries desperately to convince their mutuals to pick them.

It's delicious. I love this for them.
June 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Poilievre vows to stay on as party leader for reasons of being otherwise unemployable #CanadaVotes #cdnpoli
April 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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To borrow a hockey analogy, when your entire brand is Brad Marchand or Tom Wilson, it turns out that the other 31 teams hate you and won’t vote for you. I can’t think of a more deserving outcome.
April 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
oh thank god
April 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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April 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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political cartoon circa 1908
April 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Not a drag queen.
Not a trans person simply trying to exist in peace.

This is who comes after your children: Republican men who hide behind a cross and wrap themselves in the flag.

We need to protect our kids from Justin Eichorn and people like him who prey on them.

#RepublicanPredators
NEW: Minnesota Republican state Senator Justin Eichorn, co-author of the "Trump Derangement Syndrome" bill that just made headlines, was arrested yesterday in Bloomington for allegedly soliciting sex with a 16-year-old girl. minnesotareformer.com/2025/03/18/g...
GOP state Sen. Justin Eichorn arrested on suspicion of soliciting sex with a 16-year old girl • Minnesota Reformer
Eichorn’s arrest complicates efforts by Senate Republicans to expel DFL Sen. Nicole Mitchell from the upper chamber.
minnesotareformer.com
March 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
so the BlueJays failed to sign Vlad to an extension. looks like i'm gonna fail to re-sign up to Sportsnet.

not sure if this just an incompetent front office or runs all the way up to Rogers but either way it is failure of the highest order. if this isn't a fireable offence, i do not know what is.
February 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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The Gulf of Your Mom, Google Maps.
February 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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I got nothing for this.

www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
February 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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This is so good.
February 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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February 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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This.
January 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Inauguration Day.
January 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.
January 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
i don't want to jinx it with 30' left to play but looks like my fpl super powers are still intact. i have now broken cuhna. good, good. 😑
December 4, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 2:25 PM
sooooo… list road closures and then close other routes as well. cooooool. typical nonsense.
November 30, 2024 at 8:14 PM