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Woke Jedi Activist
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just a small-town bitch/livin' in a lonely ditch // call me Pixie // they/them // 🔞 I'm old // @materassassino everywhere else as well
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The quality gap between the first two Raimi SPIDER-MAN movies and both subsequent reboots is really astonishing. Two delightful oddball blockbusters followed by twelve solid hours of gray slop.
December 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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it's genuinely fascinating to me that "you cannot facilitate a genocide against a people and still expect their vote" is too advanced for some analysts to understand.
Dearborn, Michigan could not be reached for comment.
Trump: "I'm not concerned about anything that Israel is doing"
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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"The dudes that write Nightmare Fiel pages for Nick Jr. shows on TV Tropes are cooler than you" is such a good insult I need to use it more
I think a Harry Potter adult might be the single most embarrassing thing you can possibly be. The dudes that write Nightmare Fuel pages for Nick Jr shows on TVTropes are cooler than you guys.
December 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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there’s a kind of person who funnels all their moral impulses toward animals and reserves basically none for people… and in fact their work for animals actually seems to function, in their mind, as a karmic source of credit they can draw from in being actively evil toward certain humans
December 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Big sweaters too!
This is part of my aunnual Dino Sweaters tradition I do each year ☃️

#TheDinosaurMann #DinoSweaters2025
December 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Even Spinos wear sweaters!
This is part of my aunnual Dino Sweaters tradition I do each year ☃️

#TheDinosaurMann #DinoSweaters2025
December 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Zero tolerance is the ONLY and FITTING response to genAI being used in production of media.

Sure, you might think it's too harsh. Sure, they might've only used it for early stuff in development, etc

Listen, it's not even a SLIPPERY slope, there is NO friction at all unless we speak out against it.
December 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Proclaiming to be against the genocide happening in Palestine and then choosing to give your money to Disney who donates it's profits to the IDF just so you can see Zootopia 2, a mediocre Disney Parks advertisement turned animated animal movie certainly is an interesting choice folks are making 🙃
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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This whole "you're not mentally ill you're just weak" bollocks being pumped out by the BBC this morning is really really dangerous.
If you're finding life hard to handle, please please please seek help.
Your GP won't be one of the anonymous wankers telling the BBC that you're wasting their time.
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
So I know you're not allowed to wallpaper or change tiles in a council place, but how about /painting/ tiles? Is that allowed without permission?
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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quick,
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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your intermittent reminder that the left/right axis is a spatial metaphor, not a reality, that the "centre" is not in fact a moderate middle ground but rather the *centre of power & privilege* protected by the vulgarly overt antisocialists operating on behalf of the polite paternalist antisocialists
May 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Francesca Scorsese has officially surpassed Vivian Kubrick as a great documenter of her famous filmmaker father's innate nature and worldview.

The CAPE FEAR one is amazing.
Martin Scorsese and his daughter Francesca read Letterboxd reviews and guessed which Scorsese movie they were about.
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Googling how much an anti-aircraft gun costs.
October 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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1. Led by Elon Musk, the far-right has exploded in a campaign to get Netflix to remove shows with queer and trans characters.

If Netflix capitulates to their demands, an already strained market for LGBTQ+ animators might become even more dire.

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Elon Musk Leads Campaign To Force Netflix To Remove Shows With Trans Characters
Musk's posts have been seen by tens of millions of users, and many conservatives are now attempting to force Netflix into a removal of LGBTQ+ content.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Jesus christ she’s an utter ghoul and could actually be replaced by an AI bot
Krishnan Guru Murthy, "Isn't it a bit insulting to say to an Indian doctor who is working 60-70 hours a week that in order to get settled status he's got to volunteer?"

Rachel Reeves, "We want people to contribute if they come to our country"

Labour have gone utterly bonkers
September 30, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Look at him...he is perfect.
September 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Don't you wish you could go back in time and give one of these to the monk who painted it? I'll bet he would weep with glee. 🥹
September 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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The Led By Donkeys video of Donald Trump and Epstein projected onto Windsor Castle has resulted in them being arrested for malicious communication
Confirmation from Thames Valley Police that the arrests are on suspicion of malicious communications. www.thamesvalley.police.uk/news/thames-...
September 17, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Both with milk, tbh, cold on the left, warm with honey on the right.

I have the tastes of a 5-year-old and I don't care.
September 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.
September 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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A friend reposted this by @zellieimani.bsky.social from 2020 and it remains apt:

“For the oppressed, peace is the absence of oppression. But for the oppressor, peace is the absence of resistance."
September 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM