Matt
@matt-collis.bsky.social
Yes, another gay called Matt📍Manchester
Was @matt_collis on that other app
Was @matt_collis on that other app
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‘I once planned to sue the bbc for suggesting I encouraged an insurrection the time I encouraged an insurrection on live tv’
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
‘I once planned to sue the bbc for suggesting I encouraged an insurrection the time I encouraged an insurrection on live tv’
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The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn same-sex marriage rights in the U.S.
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn same-sex marriage rights in the U.S.
I’ve got one more day at work and then I am going to spend a week drunk off my ass at the car park that is the Yumbo centre. Reader I cannot wait
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’ve got one more day at work and then I am going to spend a week drunk off my ass at the car park that is the Yumbo centre. Reader I cannot wait
Do you get the aesthetic
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Do you get the aesthetic
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5pm on November 1: let’s go for a walk, it’s still light out!
5pm on November 2: an early darkness blankets the land. Fallow fields lay bone-bleached by moonlight. The last memories of summer fade into oblivion. The last echoes of hope lapse into baleful silence.
5pm on November 2: an early darkness blankets the land. Fallow fields lay bone-bleached by moonlight. The last memories of summer fade into oblivion. The last echoes of hope lapse into baleful silence.
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
5pm on November 1: let’s go for a walk, it’s still light out!
5pm on November 2: an early darkness blankets the land. Fallow fields lay bone-bleached by moonlight. The last memories of summer fade into oblivion. The last echoes of hope lapse into baleful silence.
5pm on November 2: an early darkness blankets the land. Fallow fields lay bone-bleached by moonlight. The last memories of summer fade into oblivion. The last echoes of hope lapse into baleful silence.
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The Diplomat a little too timely.
Putin said on Wednesday that Russia had successfully tested a Poseidon nuclear-powered super torpedo that military analysts say is capable of devastating coastal regions by triggering vast radioactive ocean swells.
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The Diplomat a little too timely.
I like my cheese like I like my men, extra mature.
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I like my cheese like I like my men, extra mature.
I don’t mean to slut shame but some of your Halloween outfits could be sluttier.
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don’t mean to slut shame but some of your Halloween outfits could be sluttier.
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The Nonce Formerly Known as Prince
October 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The Nonce Formerly Known as Prince
If someone ended a VN to me explaining my husband was cheating with “love and light” I think I’d just go into immediate psychosis
October 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If someone ended a VN to me explaining my husband was cheating with “love and light” I think I’d just go into immediate psychosis
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Boy do I love have an academic journal try to force me to pay them £24 for the only digital copy available online of a work from 1897 that is very definitely in the public domain.
October 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Boy do I love have an academic journal try to force me to pay them £24 for the only digital copy available online of a work from 1897 that is very definitely in the public domain.
Once again begging EA to release Spore for the switch xox
October 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Once again begging EA to release Spore for the switch xox
Appreciate I’m posting about Lily Allen’s album a lot, but it is a masterpiece in rage. Pure unadulterated unfiltered rage.
October 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Appreciate I’m posting about Lily Allen’s album a lot, but it is a masterpiece in rage. Pure unadulterated unfiltered rage.
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Lily Allen recording Madeline
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Lily Allen recording Madeline
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Tear the bitch apart
October 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Tear the bitch apart
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Lily Allen on her new album:
October 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Lily Allen on her new album:
I buy the most random shit on vinted I’m actually sick of myself.
A genuine army jacket? Why
A genuine army jacket? Why
October 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I buy the most random shit on vinted I’m actually sick of myself.
A genuine army jacket? Why
A genuine army jacket? Why
I turned 30 a mere six months ago and just had to use gaviscon for the first time.
October 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I turned 30 a mere six months ago and just had to use gaviscon for the first time.
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#thetraitors not a Tom Daley fan usually, but his suspicious side glance shade face is excellent.
October 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
#thetraitors not a Tom Daley fan usually, but his suspicious side glance shade face is excellent.
Sometimes I look at your pics and wonder which butcher took your appendix out
October 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sometimes I look at your pics and wonder which butcher took your appendix out
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LOOK AT THIS TWIRLING MEGABABE
October 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
LOOK AT THIS TWIRLING MEGABABE
Would you rather be a widow or a divorcee
I hate almost everything about my husband. I hate sex with him. I hate his voice. I hate his hobbies. But I love our house, don't want to lose it and can't be bothered with the upheaval. I know it's wrong but I stay because I'm too lazy to leave.
October 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Would you rather be a widow or a divorcee
Sunday are for roasts
September 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Sunday are for roasts