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I have lost money every year on my kids. Can UPS or FedEx do a better job at passing on my genes?
The USPS faces a tight squeeze. With fewer people using the mail, it’s lost more and more money: $9 billion in the 12 months ending in September alone.
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
December 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I have lost money every year on my kids. Can UPS or FedEx do a better job at passing on my genes?
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Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica
YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official
m.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
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I can’t believe A&M wasted their perfect season to make ARCH MANNING look good. How embarrassing.
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I can’t believe A&M wasted their perfect season to make ARCH MANNING look good. How embarrassing.
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R.I.P. TrumpCare (2:12 pm, November 24, 2025 - 2:14 pm, November 24, 2025)
You will not be mourned.
You will not be mourned.
absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
R.I.P. TrumpCare (2:12 pm, November 24, 2025 - 2:14 pm, November 24, 2025)
You will not be mourned.
You will not be mourned.
How can you be Ass-To-Mouth U and worry about words?
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
How can you be Ass-To-Mouth U and worry about words?
I can’t believe all these emails were on Hillary’s home server.
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I can’t believe all these emails were on Hillary’s home server.
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i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
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Ten years ago today.
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ten years ago today.
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generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
September 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
Bongs don’t have zipperz
September 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Bongs don’t have zipperz
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Photojournalist Bill Biggart died when the second tower collapsed on him on 9/11, but the film he shot that day and his flash card were recovered from the debris and developed, along with his flash card.
You can see his amazing photos of 9/11, the last photos he took while alive, here:
You can see his amazing photos of 9/11, the last photos he took while alive, here:
September 11th — Bill Biggart Photographer
www.billbiggart.com
September 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Photojournalist Bill Biggart died when the second tower collapsed on him on 9/11, but the film he shot that day and his flash card were recovered from the debris and developed, along with his flash card.
You can see his amazing photos of 9/11, the last photos he took while alive, here:
You can see his amazing photos of 9/11, the last photos he took while alive, here:
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AUSTIN: Come see me do standup tomorrow (8pm) and Saturday (8 & 10 pm)! Hear the story about the time my dad won a lion-naming contest! TIX: the-velveeta-room-the-velveeta-room.seatengine.com/events/10960...
August 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
AUSTIN: Come see me do standup tomorrow (8pm) and Saturday (8 & 10 pm)! Hear the story about the time my dad won a lion-naming contest! TIX: the-velveeta-room-the-velveeta-room.seatengine.com/events/10960...
I don’t understand jokes. Is this the app for me?
July 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I don’t understand jokes. Is this the app for me?
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I never imagined that Jeffrey Epstein would be “the line” but here we are, so just pointing out that it’s an opportunity that is worth handling with care, cuz there may not be another one
July 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I never imagined that Jeffrey Epstein would be “the line” but here we are, so just pointing out that it’s an opportunity that is worth handling with care, cuz there may not be another one
Hot Schadenfreude Summer
July 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hot Schadenfreude Summer
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we're gonna get the stupidest possible version of skynet
July 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
we're gonna get the stupidest possible version of skynet
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AlphaFold is great, but contrary to public opinion it has not completely solved the protein folding problem. Much work remains to be done.
clauswilke.substack.com/p/no-alphafo...
clauswilke.substack.com/p/no-alphafo...
No, AlphaFold has not completely solved protein folding
Biology is hard. Yes, even for AI.
clauswilke.substack.com
July 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
AlphaFold is great, but contrary to public opinion it has not completely solved the protein folding problem. Much work remains to be done.
clauswilke.substack.com/p/no-alphafo...
clauswilke.substack.com/p/no-alphafo...
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Ken Paxton is a massive piece of shit who worked with anti-abortion activists to find abusive men willing to sue over their ex’s abortions.
I guess that’s my way of saying: if Ken Paxton got you pregnant, hit me up at [email protected]
I guess that’s my way of saying: if Ken Paxton got you pregnant, hit me up at [email protected]
July 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ken Paxton is a massive piece of shit who worked with anti-abortion activists to find abusive men willing to sue over their ex’s abortions.
I guess that’s my way of saying: if Ken Paxton got you pregnant, hit me up at [email protected]
I guess that’s my way of saying: if Ken Paxton got you pregnant, hit me up at [email protected]
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“What are you gonna do,” I ask the guy in a k-hole, drooling, watching someone else play Path of Exile 2, “start your own political party?”
July 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“What are you gonna do,” I ask the guy in a k-hole, drooling, watching someone else play Path of Exile 2, “start your own political party?”
The Kansas accent is the worst accent.
July 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The Kansas accent is the worst accent.
Uh oh. I accidentally doomscrolled myself into a happy hour
June 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Uh oh. I accidentally doomscrolled myself into a happy hour
But, he’s replaced them with a bear corpse & a severed whale head. So, we good.
RFK Jr. ousts entire CDC vaccine advisory committee
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has removed every member of a scientific committee that advises the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on how to use vaccines.
apnews.com
June 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
But, he’s replaced them with a bear corpse & a severed whale head. So, we good.
Who has a wedding reception during a protest???
The are line dancing in the middle of the protest while shouting Fuck ICE
June 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Who has a wedding reception during a protest???
Could we hold off on the martial lawing? Some of my friends are trying to post about the Tonys.
(Look, I’m not gonna read their Tonys posts, but they’re my friends and I want them to feel supported.)
(Look, I’m not gonna read their Tonys posts, but they’re my friends and I want them to feel supported.)
June 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Could we hold off on the martial lawing? Some of my friends are trying to post about the Tonys.
(Look, I’m not gonna read their Tonys posts, but they’re my friends and I want them to feel supported.)
(Look, I’m not gonna read their Tonys posts, but they’re my friends and I want them to feel supported.)
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Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president
Voters: Like not voting for his nominees?
Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap
Voters: Like not voting for his nominees?
Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap
June 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president
Voters: Like not voting for his nominees?
Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap
Voters: Like not voting for his nominees?
Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap