matthewcfield.bsky.social
@matthewcfield.bsky.social
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who up forging they chains
How much are you going to pay doctors?

Which current hospitals get shut down ?

What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?

How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Half the amount that everyone currently pays could provide universal healthcare. Private health companies don’t need to exist. Eliminate them. And use your collective buying power and economies of scale to get it done. Every cent of their profit is healthcare denied.
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Why would I go back to twitter when I can catch fish here
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Randy Scrub is a top-tier Japanese Fake American Name for a Texan
I moved from Texas to Maine two years ago. Last month I went back for four days. I won't go again.
medium.com/@randythetoo...
You’re not supposed to live like this
This is a story about Texas.
medium.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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meanwhile blackjack is definitely right-coded because republicans love to hit anything under 21
what?
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
a genius yet evil idea to gate the human connection and non-commercial content behind a pay gate for the lonely millennials working from home. insane levels of twirling moustache behaviour. scrooge mcduck would blush
You have to upgrade the thing to the premium one and pay $50 extra for the season and it’s extremely worth it
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
imagine if nosebleeds hurt

life could always be worse
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’ve never seen BlueSky so universally focused on a single thing like it’s been with Epstein NYT insanity, either I’m following Americans disproportionately or this really is that big
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Holy SHIT what muppet show was *I* watching??
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
John Cats In My Tiddies
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
Supermarket Billionaire Reacts To Mamdani’s Win
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
www.forbes.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I never had a meemaw in my daily or even monthly life, but I’ve since adopted an imaginary, nonspecific meemaw figure to fill the role in my psyche. It rules.
Sick and tired of this no grandma culture, man. This memawless society.
November 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Sick and tired of this no grandma culture, man. This memawless society.
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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POSTER: In my post I invented the Don’t Misunderstand the Torment Nexus Metaphor as a cautionary tale

CTO: At long last, I have misunderstood the Torment Nexus Metaphor from the classic post Don't Misunderstand The Torment Nexus Metaphor
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Sexy Curtis Sliwa

Oh no
Sexy best pillow for neck and back pain

(😭😭🫠)
bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season
October 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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the mechanism of action of ketamine therapy is actually that it tranquilizes your inner horse
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
and they say poetry is dead
You'll be seeing colors with your butthole
October 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
October 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
My kid popped open my pillow fort’s roof and chucked a beanie baby in before slamming the roof shut. Me, my wife, and our other kid were all huddled in there.

ISTG I had a flashback from a past life as some poor Vietnamese civilian meeting GIs for the first and last time.
September 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM