Mattomania
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Iowa guy. Iowa State grad and Cyclone homer. Becoming an old geek. Fark handle Eddie T. Head. Marvel, Star Wars, Star Trek, pro wrestling. fWc 4 life!
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Mattomania
@matthewjans.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Hello everyone. Here because the manchild ruined the other place.
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Ask Punxsutawney Phil if he sees six more weeks of Trump
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Ask Punxsutawney Phil if he sees six more weeks of Trump
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A lot of these racist people don't quite understand how cosmopolitan the ancient world was.
Their education has come from Hollywood.
Their education has come from Hollywood.
yeah what makes this even funnier is that if you start reading anything about Lupita Nyong'o you quickly realize she's a better class of human being than basically you and me and everyone we know combined. this is just some dumb guy trying to piss into a hurricane
Elon Musk Says Christopher Nolan Has ‘Lost His Integrity’ With ‘The Odyssey’ If Lupita Nyong’o Is Playing Helen of Troy
Elon Musk says 'The Odyssey' director Christopher Nolan 'has lost his integrity' if Lupita Nyong'o plays Helen of Troy.
variety.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
A lot of these racist people don't quite understand how cosmopolitan the ancient world was.
Their education has come from Hollywood.
Their education has come from Hollywood.
In today's example of time marching on, it's been 40 years since the Challenger disaster.
January 28, 2026 at 3:48 PM
In today's example of time marching on, it's been 40 years since the Challenger disaster.
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Arguably the worst part of the Melania doc that everyone keeps leaving out or glossing over:
It was directed by Brett Ratner. A documented, accused sexual harasser who was previously successfully run out of Hollywood as a director in 2014 and brought back specifically by request for this trash.
It was directed by Brett Ratner. A documented, accused sexual harasser who was previously successfully run out of Hollywood as a director in 2014 and brought back specifically by request for this trash.
On tonight’s White House agenda:
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
January 25, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Arguably the worst part of the Melania doc that everyone keeps leaving out or glossing over:
It was directed by Brett Ratner. A documented, accused sexual harasser who was previously successfully run out of Hollywood as a director in 2014 and brought back specifically by request for this trash.
It was directed by Brett Ratner. A documented, accused sexual harasser who was previously successfully run out of Hollywood as a director in 2014 and brought back specifically by request for this trash.
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Reporters should be asking congressional Republicans what *other* kinds of Americans they think deserve to be executed in the street by the president's goon squad.
"So you support the murder of a mom and a VA nurse, but what about an Eagle Scout or a kindergarten teacher? How about a priest?"
"So you support the murder of a mom and a VA nurse, but what about an Eagle Scout or a kindergarten teacher? How about a priest?"
January 24, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Reporters should be asking congressional Republicans what *other* kinds of Americans they think deserve to be executed in the street by the president's goon squad.
"So you support the murder of a mom and a VA nurse, but what about an Eagle Scout or a kindergarten teacher? How about a priest?"
"So you support the murder of a mom and a VA nurse, but what about an Eagle Scout or a kindergarten teacher? How about a priest?"
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Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun.
Any second now, I'm sure.
He was a white guy, if that helps?
Hello? NRA?
Any second now, I'm sure.
He was a white guy, if that helps?
Hello? NRA?
January 24, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun.
Any second now, I'm sure.
He was a white guy, if that helps?
Hello? NRA?
Any second now, I'm sure.
He was a white guy, if that helps?
Hello? NRA?
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Van Hollen: "They really think the American people are stupid. I mean, we can all see the video. We saw the video with Renee Good. We saw the video with Alex Pretti. The real domestic terrorists are in the White House right now."
January 25, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Van Hollen: "They really think the American people are stupid. I mean, we can all see the video. We saw the video with Renee Good. We saw the video with Alex Pretti. The real domestic terrorists are in the White House right now."
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As disturbing as that video is, there's a woman filming it from the sidewalk whose video is going to be even more so.
January 24, 2026 at 4:03 PM
As disturbing as that video is, there's a woman filming it from the sidewalk whose video is going to be even more so.
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There's no justification for using a gun as a club.
Even before the murder, that was the point the entire situation went inextricably off the rails. Everything that followed was inevitable.
Even before the murder, that was the point the entire situation went inextricably off the rails. Everything that followed was inevitable.
January 24, 2026 at 4:22 PM
There's no justification for using a gun as a club.
Even before the murder, that was the point the entire situation went inextricably off the rails. Everything that followed was inevitable.
Even before the murder, that was the point the entire situation went inextricably off the rails. Everything that followed was inevitable.
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Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
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If you’re cool with law-enforcement agents wearing masks, try walking into a bank wearing one.
January 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
If you’re cool with law-enforcement agents wearing masks, try walking into a bank wearing one.
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I like hearing abt migrants “not respecting the laws of our nation” from ppl who knowingly voted for a felon.
January 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I like hearing abt migrants “not respecting the laws of our nation” from ppl who knowingly voted for a felon.
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Just so people outside of MN know - a lot of the US citizens getting “arrested” by ICE never get processed at Whipple. They are roughed up during the arrest and then often dropped off miles from where they were picked up. It means we don’t know the true scale of what ICE is doing based on ICE stats
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Just so people outside of MN know - a lot of the US citizens getting “arrested” by ICE never get processed at Whipple. They are roughed up during the arrest and then often dropped off miles from where they were picked up. It means we don’t know the true scale of what ICE is doing based on ICE stats
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So Republicans are mad at celebrities for wearing "Be Good" pins after ICE murdered Renee Good but support lawmakers wearing AR-15 pins after kids were murdered in classrooms????
January 14, 2026 at 6:48 PM
So Republicans are mad at celebrities for wearing "Be Good" pins after ICE murdered Renee Good but support lawmakers wearing AR-15 pins after kids were murdered in classrooms????
I owe that Ford employee a beverage of their choice if they're ever in my neck of the woods.
January 14, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I owe that Ford employee a beverage of their choice if they're ever in my neck of the woods.
Tomlin stepping down as Steelers head coach. Wow.
January 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Tomlin stepping down as Steelers head coach. Wow.
Oh jeez, I'm watching The Price is Right and some kid just bid $67 in contestants row.
January 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Oh jeez, I'm watching The Price is Right and some kid just bid $67 in contestants row.
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You lying piece of shit. I chaired the Minnesota DFL for all three of your runs here. I watched you lose. Three times. Minnesota never bought your con. And now, as Chair of the DNC, I’m looking forward to ending Trumpism for good in 2028 — not with lies, but with votes. Again.
Trump: "I feel I won Minnesota. I think I won it all three times. Nobody has won it since Richard Nixon won it many many years ago. I won it all three times in my opinion. It's a corrupt state ... I did so well in that state. The people were crying every time after."
January 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
You lying piece of shit. I chaired the Minnesota DFL for all three of your runs here. I watched you lose. Three times. Minnesota never bought your con. And now, as Chair of the DNC, I’m looking forward to ending Trumpism for good in 2028 — not with lies, but with votes. Again.
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at some point we're gonna have to have a real conversation about why we're still paying federal taxes to a regime that isn't using them to help anyone, but instead is using them to brutalize us
January 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
at some point we're gonna have to have a real conversation about why we're still paying federal taxes to a regime that isn't using them to help anyone, but instead is using them to brutalize us
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We fought the greatest war in history, one that left countless millions, killed, starved, abused and traumatised precisely because idiot leaders insisted that there would be great advantages in controlling the incredible natural resources of other countries.
WATTERS: Taking out a dictator in Venezuela -- how does that help the average American?
JD VANCE: First of all, what it means is we're gonna be able to control the incredible natural resources of Venezuela
JD VANCE: First of all, what it means is we're gonna be able to control the incredible natural resources of Venezuela
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 PM
We fought the greatest war in history, one that left countless millions, killed, starved, abused and traumatised precisely because idiot leaders insisted that there would be great advantages in controlling the incredible natural resources of other countries.
I'm tired of living in interesting times.
January 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I'm tired of living in interesting times.
Jeez Indiana is taking Alabama to the woodshed.
January 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Jeez Indiana is taking Alabama to the woodshed.
Happy New Year from the Central Time Zone!
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Happy New Year from the Central Time Zone!