@mattjgeiger.bsky.social
Punching a Clock During the Apocalypse
If you need a storyline going into today's Twins game:
Simeon Woods-Richardson just needs to strike out 20 batters today to surpass his season high in strikeouts.
#Twins
Simeon Woods-Richardson just needs to strike out 20 batters today to surpass his season high in strikeouts.
#Twins
September 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you need a storyline going into today's Twins game:
Simeon Woods-Richardson just needs to strike out 20 batters today to surpass his season high in strikeouts.
#Twins
Simeon Woods-Richardson just needs to strike out 20 batters today to surpass his season high in strikeouts.
#Twins
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It’s the seduction of the “silver bullet,” the belief that there remains a fact yet to be revealed that’s so damning that it will break Trump’s spell. But he’s not a witch, he’s a fascist. It’s not magic, it’s an awful movement, and you beat it not with counterspells but with better organizing.
August 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It’s the seduction of the “silver bullet,” the belief that there remains a fact yet to be revealed that’s so damning that it will break Trump’s spell. But he’s not a witch, he’s a fascist. It’s not magic, it’s an awful movement, and you beat it not with counterspells but with better organizing.
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Trans people exist, have always existed, and will loved and valued, no matter what their government tells them.
(Also, I’m a part of the government, and I’m here to tell you I love you + I won’t stop fighting for you no matter what!)
(Also, I’m a part of the government, and I’m here to tell you I love you + I won’t stop fighting for you no matter what!)
January 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Trans people exist, have always existed, and will loved and valued, no matter what their government tells them.
(Also, I’m a part of the government, and I’m here to tell you I love you + I won’t stop fighting for you no matter what!)
(Also, I’m a part of the government, and I’m here to tell you I love you + I won’t stop fighting for you no matter what!)
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it's time to arm miss rachel
July 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
it's time to arm miss rachel
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In this Ohio diner, rural healthcare still means Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. But they do know this: The closure of hospitals means fewer uppity doctors telling you to quit chewing tobacco and drinking Coors Light until you pass out.
July 4, 2025 at 11:30 AM
In this Ohio diner, rural healthcare still means Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. But they do know this: The closure of hospitals means fewer uppity doctors telling you to quit chewing tobacco and drinking Coors Light until you pass out.
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Imagine if the Democratic Party actually helped Zohran instead of trying to kneecap him at every step. A better party is immediately possible if they stop shoving money into the anti-trans combination Racism Dial/Money Toilet and instead get behind candidates people actually want.
June 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Imagine if the Democratic Party actually helped Zohran instead of trying to kneecap him at every step. A better party is immediately possible if they stop shoving money into the anti-trans combination Racism Dial/Money Toilet and instead get behind candidates people actually want.
Just a reminder that this guy is now essentially in charge of making sure Iran doesn't set off a dirty bomb in Atlanta or poison the water supply in Boise.
Thomas C. Fugate - Wikipedia share.google/WpUtcDPWJXO0...
Thomas C. Fugate - Wikipedia share.google/WpUtcDPWJXO0...
June 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Just a reminder that this guy is now essentially in charge of making sure Iran doesn't set off a dirty bomb in Atlanta or poison the water supply in Boise.
Thomas C. Fugate - Wikipedia share.google/WpUtcDPWJXO0...
Thomas C. Fugate - Wikipedia share.google/WpUtcDPWJXO0...
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The incredible police work of showing up at a scheduled immigration hearing to handcuff an immigrant for following the law.
June 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The incredible police work of showing up at a scheduled immigration hearing to handcuff an immigrant for following the law.
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Imagine 5 million people leaving their homes just to let you know that you’re a despicable asshole
June 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Imagine 5 million people leaving their homes just to let you know that you’re a despicable asshole
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Amazing how hard it is to write: “Police shoot at journalists.”
June 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Amazing how hard it is to write: “Police shoot at journalists.”
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It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
June 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
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Worth noting that the person who turned in Luigi did not get paid.
June 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Worth noting that the person who turned in Luigi did not get paid.
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This is the only meme you need.
June 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This is the only meme you need.
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not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser
June 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser
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You don’t stop this shit by firing on the people, you stop it by having LAPD arrest ICE for kidnapping. This is a fucking disgrace by every government party involved.
LAPD is now joining the fray. They are firing rounds of less lethals
June 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You don’t stop this shit by firing on the people, you stop it by having LAPD arrest ICE for kidnapping. This is a fucking disgrace by every government party involved.
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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@scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social I know it's the weekend, but if you guys happen to find some time today to get those countdown numbers taken care of, that would be wonderful! No pressure, though. If you're stuck, "one" seems like one of the easier choices to start with. Thanks!
June 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
@scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social I know it's the weekend, but if you guys happen to find some time today to get those countdown numbers taken care of, that would be wonderful! No pressure, though. If you're stuck, "one" seems like one of the easier choices to start with. Thanks!
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I have no respect for ANY athlete that visits this White House.
You are unAmerican if you do so, as is anyone who supports or enables this administration.
Let me repeat that.
You actions are in *direct* opposition to the Declaration of Independence.
You are unAmerican if you do so, as is anyone who supports or enables this administration.
Let me repeat that.
You actions are in *direct* opposition to the Declaration of Independence.
April 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I have no respect for ANY athlete that visits this White House.
You are unAmerican if you do so, as is anyone who supports or enables this administration.
Let me repeat that.
You actions are in *direct* opposition to the Declaration of Independence.
You are unAmerican if you do so, as is anyone who supports or enables this administration.
Let me repeat that.
You actions are in *direct* opposition to the Declaration of Independence.
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