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Furball Dad to Ava Tiramisu and Oliver Granola. Stylish nerd.
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When I was a teenager, my parents didn’t want me to watch a certain movie. I was “impressionable.” They were correct. To this day, it’s still my favorite.

My ex almost destroyed me. Almost.

I began therapy on October 10th, 2024.

I seized the day.
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We only rate dogs. This is a family of Suburban Gold Fairies. It's rare for them to travel together like this. Very magical but please only send dogs. Thank you... 13/10 for all (TT: hdbrosriley)
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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the face of white supremacy 🤡
Trump on Ilhan Omar: "I look at somebody who comes from Somalia...and she comes in and tells us how to run our country. 'The Constitution says this, the Constitution says that.' The whole thing is crazy."
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Business rent is way too high on Mag (not Miracle) Mile so companies are just shuffling around. H&M moved two blocks down the road to save cash.

He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores

You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I was wearing shorts yesterday.

Today I’m wearing my favorite peacoat.

Gotta love North Carolina weather.
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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A small reminder from your feline friend 🐈‍⬛🤍
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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When I was a kid, the only time I was allowed to curse was when I said “Yippee Ki‐Yay, Motherfucker.”
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The best thing about going to work at 5 am is being done at 1 pm.

I may even take a nap.
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Fuck you Kim Davis
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide
Supreme Court Rejects Call To Overturn Its Decision Legalizing Same-sex Marriage Nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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This is Shadow May, a gorgeous girl I photographed at her foster home today. She is so sweet and available for adoption in Burlington, VT! www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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still wild how many companies/media organizations/thought leaders etc. seem to be operating under the assumption this guy and his movement have the mandate of the American people when it's clear that most of us hate him
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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This week has been a long year. But you know what to do. 😍
September 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
@shinery.bsky.social As if he could be any hotter 🥵
Jonathan Bailey: truly the sexiest man alive
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Jonathan Bailey: truly the sexiest man alive
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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This morning, the president ordered states to not distribute full SNAP benefits for November, and demanded that states “undo” any benefits payments that have already been sent to working families for food.

Read our statement in response.
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
LL Bean’s Tall size is 6’1” to 6’3”.

Do they have an Extra Tall size?
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Am I the only one who really wishes dogs could talk?
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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His only interests are starving people/making white children/ and lying
lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It’s not even 11 am and I’ve already used the furballs’ full government names.

They are pure chaos this morning.
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I’m lounging in bed and heard a weird sound coming from the living room.

It is Ava snoring.
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Just don’t send a picture of it without asking, okay.
the triumphant tackle rises into sight
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM