Merry ChristmattTS
@mattts.bsky.social
Machine learning PhD with a background in electronic engineering. Currently working in the space industry
Reading my profile is doxxing, actually.
Reading my profile is doxxing, actually.
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Threshold for repaying student loans to converge with minimum wage on.ft.com/3M2AYkD
Threshold for repaying student loans to converge with minimum wage
Surprise move from chancellor means some university graduates in England may have to pay back debts sooner
on.ft.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Threshold for repaying student loans to converge with minimum wage on.ft.com/3M2AYkD
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A 499% tax on anyone who has a private plate with 8O55 on it.
An 300% of vehicle value tax for people who go through pedestrian crossings illegally
An additional 500% tax on people who stand in the middle of the escalators/walkway/general area of Waverley Station.
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
A 499% tax on anyone who has a private plate with 8O55 on it.
An 300% of vehicle value tax for people who go through pedestrian crossings illegally
An additional 500% tax on people who stand in the middle of the escalators/walkway/general area of Waverley Station.
An additional 340% tax on people who say "yep, all day" when you ask them to confirm the correct date
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
An 300% of vehicle value tax for people who go through pedestrian crossings illegally
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Tax people who drop litter so much they can't afford to buy anything wrapped.
Tax people trying to make Dubai Chocolate into a thing. Per pistachio.
Tax people who park on pavements. Per centimetre
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Tax people who drop litter so much they can't afford to buy anything wrapped.
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Tax people who park on pavements. Per centimetre
Tax people using phone speakers in public. Per decibel.
Tax people wearing Pretty Green parkas with Two Tone patches on them
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Tax people who park on pavements. Per centimetre
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Tax people using phone speakers in public. Per decibel.
Tax people wearing Pretty Green parkas with Two Tone patches on them
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Tax people using phone speakers in public. Per decibel.
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Labour posted deportation porn for racists just a few weeks ago
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Labour posted deportation porn for racists just a few weeks ago
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interview with a vampire
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 AM
interview with a vampire
I had the PC port of Ecco the Dolphin and absolutely loved it. That and Comix Zone. Absolutely played them to death but never managed to finish them at the time
I spoke to rap legend Curren$y about his love for the Sega Genesis & Ecco the Dolphin.
This is Part 1 of the 'Device That Made Me', my new editorial series for Back Market where the famous reflect on a life-changing electronic. Illustration: Hayley Wells
Read: www.backmarket.com/en-us/c/tech...
This is Part 1 of the 'Device That Made Me', my new editorial series for Back Market where the famous reflect on a life-changing electronic. Illustration: Hayley Wells
Read: www.backmarket.com/en-us/c/tech...
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I had the PC port of Ecco the Dolphin and absolutely loved it. That and Comix Zone. Absolutely played them to death but never managed to finish them at the time
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Labour party today:
- Disabled people can’t drive Audis, BMWs and Mercedes on Motability. No to £25k Audis but £36k Nissans are fine
- Discredited PFI to return for funding NHS projects
- Trial by jury to be axed except for most serious cases
That’s just today
- Disabled people can’t drive Audis, BMWs and Mercedes on Motability. No to £25k Audis but £36k Nissans are fine
- Discredited PFI to return for funding NHS projects
- Trial by jury to be axed except for most serious cases
That’s just today
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Labour party today:
- Disabled people can’t drive Audis, BMWs and Mercedes on Motability. No to £25k Audis but £36k Nissans are fine
- Discredited PFI to return for funding NHS projects
- Trial by jury to be axed except for most serious cases
That’s just today
- Disabled people can’t drive Audis, BMWs and Mercedes on Motability. No to £25k Audis but £36k Nissans are fine
- Discredited PFI to return for funding NHS projects
- Trial by jury to be axed except for most serious cases
That’s just today
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If Linehan can call that child a sissy, AGP, and misgender her, and be found not guilty of harassment, then I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL to not give a hoot about legal threats from GCs for "libeling" them when you point out that they're nazi-adjacent bigots, funded by the American right. Oh, and nonces.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
If Linehan can call that child a sissy, AGP, and misgender her, and be found not guilty of harassment, then I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL to not give a hoot about legal threats from GCs for "libeling" them when you point out that they're nazi-adjacent bigots, funded by the American right. Oh, and nonces.
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"Gender GP provides access to a vital service to adults that should have been fulfilled by the NHS provision."
Nothing else. No other statement given by anyone. Give them no soundbites or wiggle room.
They are coming for private transitional healthcare. I'm warning you all.
Nothing else. No other statement given by anyone. Give them no soundbites or wiggle room.
They are coming for private transitional healthcare. I'm warning you all.
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"Gender GP provides access to a vital service to adults that should have been fulfilled by the NHS provision."
Nothing else. No other statement given by anyone. Give them no soundbites or wiggle room.
They are coming for private transitional healthcare. I'm warning you all.
Nothing else. No other statement given by anyone. Give them no soundbites or wiggle room.
They are coming for private transitional healthcare. I'm warning you all.
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From r/TransgenderUK: The BBC is putting together a hit piece against GenderGP.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
From r/TransgenderUK: The BBC is putting together a hit piece against GenderGP.
Dead lord. What the fuck is this?
It comes after our @jessicaelgot.bsky.social revealed that criminals will be stopped from “gaming the system” by choosing trial by jury to increase chances of proceedings collapsing - and that govt was planning radical changes to limit jury trials by next election.
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Dead lord. What the fuck is this?
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Trial by jury is now “gaming the system” why are you clapping for fascism Pippa? And also you mean DEFENDANTS.
It comes after our @jessicaelgot.bsky.social revealed that criminals will be stopped from “gaming the system” by choosing trial by jury to increase chances of proceedings collapsing - and that govt was planning radical changes to limit jury trials by next election.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Trial by jury is now “gaming the system” why are you clapping for fascism Pippa? And also you mean DEFENDANTS.
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I HATE IT HERE
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I HATE IT HERE
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Jury trials in England and Wales to be scrapped except for most serious cases on.ft.com/3LY1Ceq
Jury trials in England and Wales to be scrapped except for most serious cases
Proposed changes unlikely to apply for trials of serious offences such as rape and murder
on.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Jury trials in England and Wales to be scrapped except for most serious cases on.ft.com/3LY1Ceq
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The UK is a fascist state
Jury trials in England and Wales to be scrapped except for most serious cases on.ft.com/3LY1Ceq
Jury trials in England and Wales to be scrapped except for most serious cases
Proposed changes unlikely to apply for trials of serious offences such as rape and murder
on.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The UK is a fascist state
What the fuck!?
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Jury trials could be scrapped except in most serious cases
Only cases of alleged murder, rape or manslaughter will be decided by a jury under new proposals to cut court backlogs.
www.bbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
What the fuck!?
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Labour introducing a tax on milkshake to deter people from throwing them at friends of the party like Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Labour introducing a tax on milkshake to deter people from throwing them at friends of the party like Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson
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Cool to know you can harass a minor in public as long as they are trans
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Father Ted creator Graham Linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage to the phone of a trans activist but not guilty of harassment.
news.sky.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Cool to know you can harass a minor in public as long as they are trans
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linehan has been found not guilty of harassment.
linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage.
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really starting to wonder exactly what that man has to do to be found guilty of harassment??
he spends every day online doxxing and stalking ppl.
linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage.
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really starting to wonder exactly what that man has to do to be found guilty of harassment??
he spends every day online doxxing and stalking ppl.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
linehan has been found not guilty of harassment.
linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage.
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really starting to wonder exactly what that man has to do to be found guilty of harassment??
he spends every day online doxxing and stalking ppl.
linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage.
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really starting to wonder exactly what that man has to do to be found guilty of harassment??
he spends every day online doxxing and stalking ppl.
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Trevor Phillips enjoys Jamie Oliver jerk rice
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Trevor Phillips enjoys Jamie Oliver jerk rice
Make it like jury service
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Make it like jury service
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At what point will Farage's racism not be up for debate??? They cancelled that old white lady in Buckingham Palace in 30 seconds flat. We can finish this guys public life off, surely?
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
At what point will Farage's racism not be up for debate??? They cancelled that old white lady in Buckingham Palace in 30 seconds flat. We can finish this guys public life off, surely?