Steve Matuszek
@matuszek.bsky.social
Opinions mine and not my employer's. He/him
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If your recipe calls for buttering the inside of the microwave, a quick and easy way to do this is to melt a couple of tablespoons in a small glass as if you were making pancakes, then letting it cool so so that the fat and water separate, then reheat slightly so the water flashes into steam.
December 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If your recipe calls for buttering the inside of the microwave, a quick and easy way to do this is to melt a couple of tablespoons in a small glass as if you were making pancakes, then letting it cool so so that the fat and water separate, then reheat slightly so the water flashes into steam.
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December 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Foundling Fathers, by Meg Elison
Hamilton meets The Boys from Brazil
1776 meets Clone High
All the Presidents' Heads meets Jurassic Park
6.23.2026
It's the satire America deserves for her 250th. tachyonpublications.com/product/foun...
Hamilton meets The Boys from Brazil
1776 meets Clone High
All the Presidents' Heads meets Jurassic Park
6.23.2026
It's the satire America deserves for her 250th. tachyonpublications.com/product/foun...
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process — theonion.com/not-sure-how...
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
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November 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process — theonion.com/not-sure-how...
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POLL:
Who's your favorite coach in the NFL?
A. Mike McDonald
B. Mike McCarthy
C. Mike Vrabel
D. Mike McDaniel
E. Mike Tomlin
F. Mike McCoy
G. Mark McMichael
H. Mike Markman
I. Mork McMarkmike
J. Mickmack Markmick
K. Muck McMikemike
L. McMike "Mike" McMike
Who's your favorite coach in the NFL?
A. Mike McDonald
B. Mike McCarthy
C. Mike Vrabel
D. Mike McDaniel
E. Mike Tomlin
F. Mike McCoy
G. Mark McMichael
H. Mike Markman
I. Mork McMarkmike
J. Mickmack Markmick
K. Muck McMikemike
L. McMike "Mike" McMike
October 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
POLL:
Who's your favorite coach in the NFL?
A. Mike McDonald
B. Mike McCarthy
C. Mike Vrabel
D. Mike McDaniel
E. Mike Tomlin
F. Mike McCoy
G. Mark McMichael
H. Mike Markman
I. Mork McMarkmike
J. Mickmack Markmick
K. Muck McMikemike
L. McMike "Mike" McMike
Who's your favorite coach in the NFL?
A. Mike McDonald
B. Mike McCarthy
C. Mike Vrabel
D. Mike McDaniel
E. Mike Tomlin
F. Mike McCoy
G. Mark McMichael
H. Mike Markman
I. Mork McMarkmike
J. Mickmack Markmick
K. Muck McMikemike
L. McMike "Mike" McMike
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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once i figure out how to plate these canapés it's d'oeuvre for you hors
October 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
once i figure out how to plate these canapés it's d'oeuvre for you hors
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Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
October 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
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A level of Dudes Rock thought unreachable by modern science, somehow achieved
October 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
A level of Dudes Rock thought unreachable by modern science, somehow achieved
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“Trust me, I didn’t want to pay this much money for it. I don’t want to spend $12,107 on a Jay Cutler card.” www.nytimes.com/athletic/655...
Someone spent $12,000 on a Jay Cutler football card in 2025 — why?
A bidding war erupts over a Jay Cutler card eight years after his retirement
www.nytimes.com
August 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
“Trust me, I didn’t want to pay this much money for it. I don’t want to spend $12,107 on a Jay Cutler card.” www.nytimes.com/athletic/655...
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do people post comics here... anywho! a really old one!
Dragon Whiskers (2019)
Dragon Whiskers (2019)
August 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
do people post comics here... anywho! a really old one!
Dragon Whiskers (2019)
Dragon Whiskers (2019)
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Want to feel old? There is a ‘90s exhibit at the history museum.
July 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Want to feel old? There is a ‘90s exhibit at the history museum.
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“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
February 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
Shout out to @excalidraw.com for this obvious-once-you-think-of-it improvement to OAuth login! Explanation in the alt text if this doesn't hit home for you immediately.
June 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Shout out to @excalidraw.com for this obvious-once-you-think-of-it improvement to OAuth login! Explanation in the alt text if this doesn't hit home for you immediately.
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One point about the Black Sox that gets very lost in all the World Series spotlight — we have strong evidence they continued to throw games in 1920, possibly up to as many as 12 times. Buck Weaver and Joe Jackson do NOT come off looking good here: sabr.org/journal/arti...
Now that the Black Sox players have been removed from MLB's permanently ineligible list after 104 years, here's the most accurate history we know on what really happened in the 1919 World Series, from SABR's Eight Myths Out: sabr.org/eight-myths-...
May 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
One point about the Black Sox that gets very lost in all the World Series spotlight — we have strong evidence they continued to throw games in 1920, possibly up to as many as 12 times. Buck Weaver and Joe Jackson do NOT come off looking good here: sabr.org/journal/arti...
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video games were never meant to be 100 GB
years of research yet no real-world use found for 4k textures
wanted good graphics anyway, as a joke? we had a tool for that: it was called imagining that the game looked like the manual art
years of research yet no real-world use found for 4k textures
wanted good graphics anyway, as a joke? we had a tool for that: it was called imagining that the game looked like the manual art
April 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
video games were never meant to be 100 GB
years of research yet no real-world use found for 4k textures
wanted good graphics anyway, as a joke? we had a tool for that: it was called imagining that the game looked like the manual art
years of research yet no real-world use found for 4k textures
wanted good graphics anyway, as a joke? we had a tool for that: it was called imagining that the game looked like the manual art
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He’s 100% right and we need dudes who talk like this
March 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
He’s 100% right and we need dudes who talk like this
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Eagles Score On 99-Yard Tush Push theonion.com/eagles-...
February 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Eagles Score On 99-Yard Tush Push theonion.com/eagles-...
Use of the em dash is a dead giveaway that you read The Mac is Not a Typewriter by Robin P. Williams www.peachpit.com/store/mac-is...
February 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Use of the em dash is a dead giveaway that you read The Mac is Not a Typewriter by Robin P. Williams www.peachpit.com/store/mac-is...
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Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.
January 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.
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No Man Can Escape his Journey
by Justin Klugh (@justinklugh.bsky.social)
by Justin Klugh (@justinklugh.bsky.social)
No Man Can Escape his Journey | Baseball Prospectus
Everyone wonders if it still works.
www.baseballprospectus.com
January 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
No Man Can Escape his Journey
by Justin Klugh (@justinklugh.bsky.social)
by Justin Klugh (@justinklugh.bsky.social)
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Admittedly, this idea made me laugh, so I had to draw it. It will make sense to fans of Golden Age comics. As for the rest of you, please check the comments. 😁
January 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Admittedly, this idea made me laugh, so I had to draw it. It will make sense to fans of Golden Age comics. As for the rest of you, please check the comments. 😁
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Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
January 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"