Max
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Smells nice, wears trousers
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FSA + out-of-code MFP SKUs
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
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"The chancellor approved it"
October 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
FSA + out-of-code MFP SKUs
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For, on that evening of the first day of search and rescue operations, while checking the corpses laid out in body bags on the jetty at the island's port (photo), Bartolo feels, or rather senses, the faintest hint of a pulse in one of them >> 15
October 3, 2024 at 12:04 PM
For, on that evening of the first day of search and rescue operations, while checking the corpses laid out in body bags on the jetty at the island's port (photo), Bartolo feels, or rather senses, the faintest hint of a pulse in one of them >> 15
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There's not a single lot I don't want.
Extraordinary auction catalogue: fairground memorabilia, giant papier-mâché masks, Profumo Affair material, outsider art, skulls, witchcraft, sorcery and magic tricks. www.sworder.co.uk/auction/sear...
Auction search | Sworders
www.sworder.co.uk
July 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
There's not a single lot I don't want.
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Was in cafe rouge. C4 newsreader Alex Thompson was there on a date. Drunk colleague went over to him and said 'you're on the news, I know you', I dragged him away and apologised. Alex Thompson replied 'it's okay, I AM on the news'. I awkwardly replied - 'I know, that's not why I was apologising'
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Was in cafe rouge. C4 newsreader Alex Thompson was there on a date. Drunk colleague went over to him and said 'you're on the news, I know you', I dragged him away and apologised. Alex Thompson replied 'it's okay, I AM on the news'. I awkwardly replied - 'I know, that's not why I was apologising'
Everytime I think I've seen my favourite, an even better one appears later in the thread
Gashapon (or Gachapon) are vending machines found all over Japan that dispense capsules containing miniature toys and other items. There are thousands of different kinds. Here’s a thread of the best ones I saw on my recent trip. 🧵
June 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Everytime I think I've seen my favourite, an even better one appears later in the thread
Haha, this post is how I discovered the Pope has died.
I’ll be honest, I could’ve done without this news: I’m going on a stag do to Leeds on Friday, all 10 of us dressed as cardinals.
April 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Haha, this post is how I discovered the Pope has died.
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Old message from my friend Simon: “Promised you a list of names of poisonous British mushrooms. I realise now that it reads like a list of rejected Cocteau Twins song titles.”
April 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Old message from my friend Simon: “Promised you a list of names of poisonous British mushrooms. I realise now that it reads like a list of rejected Cocteau Twins song titles.”
I love the idea of a medicinal sedative so strong it incapacitates you, being called 'Oblivon',( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylp...), following, from Luca Turin's fragrance substack:
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I love the idea of a medicinal sedative so strong it incapacitates you, being called 'Oblivon',( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylp...), following, from Luca Turin's fragrance substack:
I can see some flaws with this product
March 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I can see some flaws with this product
Loving the reviews for the Dirscol House hostel on the New Kent Road
March 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Loving the reviews for the Dirscol House hostel on the New Kent Road
WWEification intensifies
elon musk at cpac was so fucking weird you guys I know this reads like a parody but I literally just wrote down what happened www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...
![Musk: Well, President, uh, President Milei has a gift for me.
Schmitt: [hamming at camera] Javier Milei from Argentina, you guys know who that is, right?
Milei, a friendly-looking figure who resembles Bilbo Baggins right before he Smeagolifies, enters the stage carrying a chainsaw. He presents the chainsaw to the billionaire, who then waves it around unsteadily.
Musk: This… is… the chainsaw for bureaucracy. [pumps the chainsaw in the air] CHAINSAAAW!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4t2ziwnnescprzorvmrfduey/bafkreiaq5wpff25isb2ylypajpm57h5xlpb7ms6ws4fghayhnge2wqqbom@jpeg)
February 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
WWEification intensifies
I guess he must have really been in a rush to donate it to the needy
Astonishing? It’s absolutely fucking magnificent
February 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I guess he must have really been in a rush to donate it to the needy
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This is very Murakami www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Japan: Rescuers race to pull out truck driver stuck in sinkhole for three days
The sinkhole in Yashio city has now grown to the size of a swimming pool, following road collapses.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 30, 2025 at 8:54 AM
This is very Murakami www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Ugh, anything interesting in London gets killed. I've just signed this petition, please do too if you are interested.
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...
Save The Prince Charles Cinema
The iconic Prince Charles Cinema in London’s West End future is under serious threat!
We are beyond disappointed that our landlords Zedwell LSQ Ltd and their ultimate parent company Criterion Capital...
you.38degrees.org.uk
January 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Ugh, anything interesting in London gets killed. I've just signed this petition, please do too if you are interested.
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...
Reading Google reviews of Japanese guest-houses is transportative
January 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Reading Google reviews of Japanese guest-houses is transportative
Pretty sure I will never again look as cool as I did in this photo from 1991
January 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Pretty sure I will never again look as cool as I did in this photo from 1991
The first few bars of this are just 🕺🏼⚡
open.spotify.com/album/03TYkF...
open.spotify.com/album/03TYkF...
Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl (From "Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl" Soundtrack)
Lorne Balfe · Single · 2024 · 1 songs
open.spotify.com
December 6, 2024 at 9:40 AM
The first few bars of this are just 🕺🏼⚡
open.spotify.com/album/03TYkF...
open.spotify.com/album/03TYkF...
What a great photo this is (from BBC) ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard...
December 4, 2024 at 9:54 AM
What a great photo this is (from BBC) ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard...
A brainfart, courtesy of the 10 Yr old
December 1, 2024 at 1:29 PM
A brainfart, courtesy of the 10 Yr old