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Got to kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight.
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January 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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The SPEAKER implies.

The LISTENER infers.

The DUDE abides.
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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The Three 'H' Rule:

Never make a decision when you're Hungry, Horny, or Hurried.
January 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Something interesting you might not have realized: a number of words in English are NOUNS when you stress the FIRST syllable, but VERBS when you stress the SECOND syllable.

"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”

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January 7, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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The energy I’m bringing into the new year
January 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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how I'm heading into 2026
January 1, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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i love the way Casey writes about bodies, and as someone who’s lived with pain from pelvic floor dysfunction for over a decade, this feels like such a gift.
I wrote this piece because I only learned about pelvic floors a few years ago, despite having had one all my life. And then it turned out to be where I store all my issues. And then that turned out to be true for a lot of people www.wired.com/story/the-pe...
The Pelvic Floor Is a Problem
Everyone’s suddenly obsessed with the pelvic floor—physical therapists, MAHA influencers, me. Could this deeply misunderstood body part really be the seat of so much modern dysfunction?
www.wired.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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The greatest and often unreported irony here is that the Alt-Right's WHOLE FUCKING PITCH to young men was "get your shit together, hit the gym, help us turn this country around, and you will be swimming in women" only for "Who did you vote for in '24?" to be the inflection point of their loneliness.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 12d
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Some thoughts on 'Heated Rivalry,' including, but not limited to: ahhhh, mmmm, and [crying emoji] defector.com/some-thought...
Some Thoughts On ‘Heated Rivalry,’ Including, But Not Limited To: Ahhhh, Mmmm, And [Crying Emoji] | Defector
Brandy: Hello Kelsey, I hope you had a lovely Christmas. Kelsey: Hello Brandy, if by “Christmas” you mean “the season finale of the hit show Heated Rivalry starring Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams ...
defector.com
December 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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If Hollywood was looking at social media right now, they'd choose that Bryan Johnson shit to make a "prestige TV" show, completely ignoring the fact the way that we are all crashing out over a perfectly executed romance.
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Thinking back this morning on my buddy Sam's 2014 story about world-champion figure skater Barb Underhill's second career as an NHL skating coach. Pacific Standard was a good magazine!
The Woman Who's Teaching the NHL How to Skate
As one of the only female coaches in all of the four major professional sports, Barb Underhill is carving out an important legacy, both on and off the ice.
psmag.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I did a test to see if I could remember all the Roman numerals, but I forgot 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500.

IM LIVID!
December 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I went to the cottage and came back convinced that we need shows like Heated Rivalry more than ever. "Sometimes the most radical thing you can do is to have a good time on purpose."
newsletter.sachajudd.com/archive/a-tr...

Thanks @carlylane.bsky.social & @readingtheend.bsky.social for their posts.
a trip to the boy aquarium
I was going to take a week off but then Heated Rivalry finished and my brain was too full of thoughts. If you’re an extremely online person (and it’s hard to...
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December 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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conservation of energy
December 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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‘‘Tis the season
December 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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This thread has been saved from the wastes of Twitter!

Go on; have a read, it’s a lovely Christmas Eve tale.
The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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James Merril’s poem “Christmas Tree,” written while he was dying of AIDS. 1995.
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Interesting look at a kidney stone under an electron microscope; I always though it was painful because you were pushing an object through a hole too small for it to easily pass, but no it's literally just razor sharp crystals too.
December 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Best explanation of the liar's dividend that I've ever seen.
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM