Matt Deatherage
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Matt Deatherage
@mdeatherage.bsky.social
meh
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Again, we don't hate the head of Epic enough.
Sympathies with the Epic PR team
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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Stupid shit by the Packers not being up 40 going into the 4th quarter.
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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R.I.P. Bob Weir. The founding Grateful Dead singer/guitarist has died at 78.

stereogum.com/2484813/bob-...
January 11, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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The more that he tweets the more I understand why his mom traded him for 5mg of Percocet
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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Elle Simone Scott, a chef, food stylist, and cookbook author who was the first Black woman to join the cast of “America’s Test Kitchen,” has died.
Elle Simone Scott, culinary trailblazer, has died - The Boston Globe
Scott was diagnosed with ovarian cancer shortly after she started working at America’s Test Kitchen and became an advocate and educator, working to increase awareness of the disease.
trib.al
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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Wired: Let’s arrest Jonathan Ross and charge him w a state homicide Trump can’t pardon.

Super-Wired: Let’s arrest the entire Minnesota FBI office with him, lock them up for 1/2 of that time w a state obstruction charge Trump can’t punish.
Apropos of nothing
January 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Hey ChatGPT, show me a picture of the 26-year-old love child of J.D. Vance and his Walmart sofa, please?
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, arrested after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Congrats to interim head coach Marco Rubio
The Raiders have fired Pete Carroll.
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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thoughts/prayers to everyone who made their “most anticipated TV shows of 2026” list before finding out that Kumail and Armando Iannucci were on the new season of Taskmaster
January 5, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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LAR/CAR - Fox Sat 4:30ET
GB/CHI - Amazon Sat night
BUF/JAX - CBS Sun 1ET
SF/PHI - Fox Sun 4:30 ET
LAC/NE - SNF
HOU/AFCN winner - MNF
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
People, in fact, do not need to stop making uncomfortable comparisons. It's Marco Rubio who needs people to stop making uncomfortable comparisons.
Marco Rubio on comparisons between Venezuela and Iraq: "People need to stop describing the apples of the Middle East to the oranges of the Western Hemisphere
January 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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Underrated factor in all of Trump's military adventures is how much he wants to recreate and surpass the cultural impact of the Bin Laden raid. And it's just never gonna happen because no singular foreign enemy or tyrant other than Hitler has had such a cold-finger grip on the American psyche.
January 3, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Last year I got to do the CNN NYE special with Anderson and Andy Cohen. Andy asked what my plans for the rest of the night were. I told him, on air, I was going back to the hotel to rub one out. I wasn't invited back this year.
January 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Classic holiday news dump of testimony that makes it clear Trump is a criminal traitor
HERE Jack Smith sets out Trump’s direct culpability and complicity in the federal election interference case, including January 6th:
December 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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DHS now says it's aiming for 100 million deportations. In an amazing coincidence, there are 104 million Black and Hispanic people living in the U.S. right now.
December 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Fritz Lang's 1927 sci-fi film, Metropolis, was set in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Statement Re: OU Discrimination Investigation

Today, my client, Mel Curth, submitted her appeal of the University's Institutional Equity Office finding that she engaged in arbitrary and capricious grading of a student's assignment in violation of that student's religious liberty.
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Lol I’m at a restaurant watching MNF and some dude mansplaining TO ME who John Madden was.
December 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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my demands are simple, mr. bond
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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This pretty much tells you everything you need to know about America.
December 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Someday the Broncos will perfect the 21-play, 73-yard, 9:36 field goal drive.
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
CHRISTMAS BIRB
December 25, 2025 at 8:11 AM