Matt Deatherage
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Matt Deatherage
@mdeatherage.bsky.social
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Hey ChatGPT, show me a picture of the 26-year-old love child of J.D. Vance and his Walmart sofa, please?
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, arrested after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Congrats to interim head coach Marco Rubio
The Raiders have fired Pete Carroll.
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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thoughts/prayers to everyone who made their “most anticipated TV shows of 2026” list before finding out that Kumail and Armando Iannucci were on the new season of Taskmaster
January 5, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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LAR/CAR - Fox Sat 4:30ET
GB/CHI - Amazon Sat night
BUF/JAX - CBS Sun 1ET
SF/PHI - Fox Sun 4:30 ET
LAC/NE - SNF
HOU/AFCN winner - MNF
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
People, in fact, do not need to stop making uncomfortable comparisons. It's Marco Rubio who needs people to stop making uncomfortable comparisons.
Marco Rubio on comparisons between Venezuela and Iraq: "People need to stop describing the apples of the Middle East to the oranges of the Western Hemisphere
January 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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Underrated factor in all of Trump's military adventures is how much he wants to recreate and surpass the cultural impact of the Bin Laden raid. And it's just never gonna happen because no singular foreign enemy or tyrant other than Hitler has had such a cold-finger grip on the American psyche.
January 3, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Last year I got to do the CNN NYE special with Anderson and Andy Cohen. Andy asked what my plans for the rest of the night were. I told him, on air, I was going back to the hotel to rub one out. I wasn't invited back this year.
January 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Classic holiday news dump of testimony that makes it clear Trump is a criminal traitor
HERE Jack Smith sets out Trump’s direct culpability and complicity in the federal election interference case, including January 6th:
December 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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DHS now says it's aiming for 100 million deportations. In an amazing coincidence, there are 104 million Black and Hispanic people living in the U.S. right now.
December 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Fritz Lang's 1927 sci-fi film, Metropolis, was set in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Statement Re: OU Discrimination Investigation

Today, my client, Mel Curth, submitted her appeal of the University's Institutional Equity Office finding that she engaged in arbitrary and capricious grading of a student's assignment in violation of that student's religious liberty.
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Lol I’m at a restaurant watching MNF and some dude mansplaining TO ME who John Madden was.
December 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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my demands are simple, mr. bond
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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This pretty much tells you everything you need to know about America.
December 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Someday the Broncos will perfect the 21-play, 73-yard, 9:36 field goal drive.
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
CHRISTMAS BIRB
December 25, 2025 at 8:11 AM
They had every opportunity to do the right thing, and a process designed to lead them there. Yet to all appearances, they caved. Any evidence supporting this finding sure isn't public.

Dr. Cross's dreams of building "a university that the football team can be proud of" dashed once again.
Paper linked below. The grading criteria, given to students in advance, was based on whether the student demonstrated they read the article and if they provided a reaction to some aspect of it. The student made no effort to do either; they blathered about the Bible.

drive.google.com/file/d/1qxnV...
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university
December 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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the evolution of Guy's Grocery Games from a show where random chefs and cooks compete to a show where Guy's friends compete while his son co-hosts is a microcosm of society
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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it's not that you have to be stupid to be an effective regime mouthpiece, but it certainly helps bari weiss that she has a wind tunnel between her ears www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/b...
December 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Again, a lot of serious young journalists at the Times have been endlessly criticized for years for being obviously correct about what Weiss means when she evokes "free speech"
Censoring a story about the outsourced regime gulag is not consistent with freedom of speech. But it is consistent with the belief that “free speech” is when conservatives can say what they want and when you can say what they want.
December 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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I have been trying to explain what a journalist is, what they do, and why, and why they are different from talking heads, pundits, influencers, commentators, activists and politicians.

This is a journalist.
1. BREAKING

Sharyn Alfonsi, a correspondent for 60 Minutes, sent an internal email to colleagues stating that CBS News editor in chief Bari Weiss “spiked our story” about the Trump administration and the transfer of deportees to a prison in El Salvador.
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Question: Why hasn’t everyone at CBS News and in particular at 6O Minutes resigned? To the extent anyone remains there they are no longer credible. Will never be again. They need to understand that. CBS is now in the same league as the My Pillow guy.
December 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM