Russell Pumpkinshove
@meatgetsdirty.bsky.social
Bad with vegetables but I can dream real good.
@riotgrlerin.bsky.social you did an edit of my selfie a while back that I've been using for my work slack picture. For our holiday work party somehow I won a pillow of my face but it's your edit so here it is and thank you again, your work makes life a little brighter.
December 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
@riotgrlerin.bsky.social you did an edit of my selfie a while back that I've been using for my work slack picture. For our holiday work party somehow I won a pillow of my face but it's your edit so here it is and thank you again, your work makes life a little brighter.
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christmas carols are for girls. real men sing Christmas Carls
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
christmas carols are for girls. real men sing Christmas Carls
My six pack of slide whistles has arrived.
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My six pack of slide whistles has arrived.
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Celebrating TEN years of Arcade Pit in a row, on December 7th. We never missed a single week, a 10 year streak. Also tons of bonus shows and goofy one-off projects.
Sign-ups for a 10-game marathon of Arcade Pit are now open! We need 40 players! arcadep.it
See you at MAGFest too; panel confirmed!
Sign-ups for a 10-game marathon of Arcade Pit are now open! We need 40 players! arcadep.it
See you at MAGFest too; panel confirmed!
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Celebrating TEN years of Arcade Pit in a row, on December 7th. We never missed a single week, a 10 year streak. Also tons of bonus shows and goofy one-off projects.
Sign-ups for a 10-game marathon of Arcade Pit are now open! We need 40 players! arcadep.it
See you at MAGFest too; panel confirmed!
Sign-ups for a 10-game marathon of Arcade Pit are now open! We need 40 players! arcadep.it
See you at MAGFest too; panel confirmed!
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We have a bunch of new holiday items up at podshop.biz, so if you’re a fan of @greatesttrek.com and you’ve got something to celebrate, go check it out!
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We have a bunch of new holiday items up at podshop.biz, so if you’re a fan of @greatesttrek.com and you’ve got something to celebrate, go check it out!
The universe has no center and no edges. Reality is arbitrary.
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 AM
The universe has no center and no edges. Reality is arbitrary.
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happy flat fuck friday to all who celebrate
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
happy flat fuck friday to all who celebrate
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I was clipping my toenails just now and I realized I have really long toes. Then I remembered I regularly use them to pick stuff up off the floor.
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I was clipping my toenails just now and I realized I have really long toes. Then I remembered I regularly use them to pick stuff up off the floor.
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“smelly dog” 2/2
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“smelly dog” 2/2
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“smelly dog” 1/2
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
“smelly dog” 1/2
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New games weren't scarce in the 90s, but you could've easily played most of the hits. Now there's so many masterpieces that everyone has their personal endless backlog of amazing content.
AI slop shouldn't be able to thrive in a market bursting with so many human-made, genuine banger pieces of art.
AI slop shouldn't be able to thrive in a market bursting with so many human-made, genuine banger pieces of art.
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
New games weren't scarce in the 90s, but you could've easily played most of the hits. Now there's so many masterpieces that everyone has their personal endless backlog of amazing content.
AI slop shouldn't be able to thrive in a market bursting with so many human-made, genuine banger pieces of art.
AI slop shouldn't be able to thrive in a market bursting with so many human-made, genuine banger pieces of art.
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New Book Day! Please tell the world. Read a comic about it here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sawyer...
Or if you just want to buy it: us.macmillan.com/books/978037...
Thanks everyone! It took me over a year to write, but I think you and/or your kid(s) will have many laughs together.
Or if you just want to buy it: us.macmillan.com/books/978037...
Thanks everyone! It took me over a year to write, but I think you and/or your kid(s) will have many laughs together.
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
New Book Day! Please tell the world. Read a comic about it here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sawyer...
Or if you just want to buy it: us.macmillan.com/books/978037...
Thanks everyone! It took me over a year to write, but I think you and/or your kid(s) will have many laughs together.
Or if you just want to buy it: us.macmillan.com/books/978037...
Thanks everyone! It took me over a year to write, but I think you and/or your kid(s) will have many laughs together.
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"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
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@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social man we thought you were so cool. Your alphabet speech was awesome. But you must stand up to the tyranny in the oval office. You must act now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social man we thought you were so cool. Your alphabet speech was awesome. But you must stand up to the tyranny in the oval office. You must act now.
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أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
November 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
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If you dont follow Sam youre coolness automatically gets a -50 pentalty👀
New #promosky
Hi I'm Sam.
I have cerebral palsy and play video games by tapping certain buttons with my mouth.
Some games I enjoy.
🗡️Soulsborne
🗡️Metal gear
🗡️Final fantasy
🗡️Battlefield
🗡️Farming simulator
But it's pretty much everything that isn't guitar hero.🙃
💖 Or 🔃 appreciated
Hi I'm Sam.
I have cerebral palsy and play video games by tapping certain buttons with my mouth.
Some games I enjoy.
🗡️Soulsborne
🗡️Metal gear
🗡️Final fantasy
🗡️Battlefield
🗡️Farming simulator
But it's pretty much everything that isn't guitar hero.🙃
💖 Or 🔃 appreciated
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If you dont follow Sam youre coolness automatically gets a -50 pentalty👀
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💯
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
💯
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i’ve just eaten what can only be described as lunch
October 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
i’ve just eaten what can only be described as lunch
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Let's Learn about types of ghosts
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Let's Learn about types of ghosts
