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They're calling it "the best idea in baseball history." defector.com/the-national...
The Nationals Know What Goes Great Together: Dogs And Fireworks | Defector
Bark at the Park is always a fun promotion. While a dog might not fully appreciate the crack of the bat, the pop of the mitt or James Wood's opposite-field power, they can perhaps enjoy a little piece...
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April 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
They're calling it "the best idea in baseball history." defector.com/the-national...
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Contrary to the pundit class’ insistence, someone talking to you on public transit has been so reviled for so long there was a painting about it 150 years ago
April 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Contrary to the pundit class’ insistence, someone talking to you on public transit has been so reviled for so long there was a painting about it 150 years ago
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Accidentally revealing his sockpuppeting is the most humanizing and endearing thing matty’s ever posted so it’s that much funnier that he’s trying to convince everyone it never happened lol
April 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Accidentally revealing his sockpuppeting is the most humanizing and endearing thing matty’s ever posted so it’s that much funnier that he’s trying to convince everyone it never happened lol
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reopen the bodybuilding dot com forums
I’ve never seen a tweet that more effectively communicates how we got to this current situation
April 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
reopen the bodybuilding dot com forums
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It's 2025. I'm workin' in this Waffle House on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start cracking an egg. I catch her eye. I fumble the egg and it rolls then oozes into the floor drain. The tariffs go into effect. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
April 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It's 2025. I'm workin' in this Waffle House on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start cracking an egg. I catch her eye. I fumble the egg and it rolls then oozes into the floor drain. The tariffs go into effect. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
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at least sports fans will yell at the coaches when their team loses
it's literally unthinkable to the khive in my mentions that i could have voted for her and still be criticizing her. you not only have to vote for a candidate, you are also banned from ever saying anything against them even after they lose. very normal and healthy mindset
April 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
at least sports fans will yell at the coaches when their team loses
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that's still a lot of people, let's not focus on the negatives
3.5 million people turned out yesterday. Not one Capitol building stormed, not one police officer attacked. #handsoff
April 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
that's still a lot of people, let's not focus on the negatives
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Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.
April 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
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groimes the choiseheads hoite me
April 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
groimes the choiseheads hoite me
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Outstanding
@hollyanderson.bsky.social important breaking hound news
March 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Outstanding
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"Pikachu running from the police with protestors in Turkey" ok surely not lets just press play and oh no ok
March 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
"Pikachu running from the police with protestors in Turkey" ok surely not lets just press play and oh no ok
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*a guy on the highway cuts me off so I look away from the road to navigate menus to try to type “1337” (gamer reference) to open my glovebox; I drift into oncoming traffic and collide with a Boar’s Head® delivery truck, giving my burning wreck the savory aroma of PitCraft® Slow Smoked Turkey Breast*
way funnier knowing in any emergency situation she'd have to be clicking through a bunch of submenus to even open the glovebox
March 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
*a guy on the highway cuts me off so I look away from the road to navigate menus to try to type “1337” (gamer reference) to open my glovebox; I drift into oncoming traffic and collide with a Boar’s Head® delivery truck, giving my burning wreck the savory aroma of PitCraft® Slow Smoked Turkey Breast*
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bored at work. think i might wander the office looking for random USB devices to plug into my computer
March 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
bored at work. think i might wander the office looking for random USB devices to plug into my computer
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ITS NOT ENTIRELY BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID ITS BECAUSE THEY ARE OWNED BY CAPITAL DO YOU THINK THESE PEOPLE KEEP GETTING OUTSMARTED BY DONALD FUCKING TRUMP WAKE UP
March 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
ITS NOT ENTIRELY BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID ITS BECAUSE THEY ARE OWNED BY CAPITAL DO YOU THINK THESE PEOPLE KEEP GETTING OUTSMARTED BY DONALD FUCKING TRUMP WAKE UP
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broads rock
March 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
broads rock
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PATRIOTS
I have identified a list of pro-DEI infiltrators in the federal government
I have identified a list of pro-DEI infiltrators in the federal government
March 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
PATRIOTS
I have identified a list of pro-DEI infiltrators in the federal government
I have identified a list of pro-DEI infiltrators in the federal government
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god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"
March 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"
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discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way
February 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way