mel
@mellymelville.bsky.social
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Wait. We get paid?
Sean Duffy says the No Kings protests this Saturday are “really frustrating” because they are all paid Antifa people.
October 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Wait. We get paid?
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Some bits and bobs if someone else wants to download the video shots and make a better gif / video than me:
shot 1
shot 1
October 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Some bits and bobs if someone else wants to download the video shots and make a better gif / video than me:
shot 1
shot 1
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website
September 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website
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"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
September 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
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Corporation Reaches Goal, Shuts Down https://theonion.com/corporation-reaches-goal-shuts-down-1819566365/
September 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Corporation Reaches Goal, Shuts Down https://theonion.com/corporation-reaches-goal-shuts-down-1819566365/
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🧵 FAQ:
Q: What even is this?
This account tracks the live level of the urine tank on the International Space Station.
Q: So it's, like, real? Live? Right now?
Yes.
Q: What even is this?
This account tracks the live level of the urine tank on the International Space Station.
Q: So it's, like, real? Live? Right now?
Yes.
August 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
🧵 FAQ:
Q: What even is this?
This account tracks the live level of the urine tank on the International Space Station.
Q: So it's, like, real? Live? Right now?
Yes.
Q: What even is this?
This account tracks the live level of the urine tank on the International Space Station.
Q: So it's, like, real? Live? Right now?
Yes.
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The grin on Venus Williams' face after this ace
September 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The grin on Venus Williams' face after this ace
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Nikola Jokic in tears after his horse won the race today
Credit: Arena Sport TV
Credit: Arena Sport TV
July 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Nikola Jokic in tears after his horse won the race today
Credit: Arena Sport TV
Credit: Arena Sport TV
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Oh no, an "insurrection" of dancing
Imagine being the sourpuss deploying 700 very expensive Marines to ... what? Make LA be the town from Footloose?
Imagine being the sourpuss deploying 700 very expensive Marines to ... what? Make LA be the town from Footloose?
This is the spirit of Los Angeles.
This is California.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
#FreeDavidEndRaids
This is California.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
#FreeDavidEndRaids
June 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Oh no, an "insurrection" of dancing
Imagine being the sourpuss deploying 700 very expensive Marines to ... what? Make LA be the town from Footloose?
Imagine being the sourpuss deploying 700 very expensive Marines to ... what? Make LA be the town from Footloose?
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sending 500 marines to a county of nearly 10 million people to stand around holding their dicks with nowhere to sleep is not actually the sign of a successful declaration of martial law
what i see is a white house whose ambitions outstrip its resources, who did not count on facing mass resistance, and which is scrambling to escalate the situation in hopes that a display of force will make people shut up
June 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
sending 500 marines to a county of nearly 10 million people to stand around holding their dicks with nowhere to sleep is not actually the sign of a successful declaration of martial law
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I am in downtown Los Angeles right now and it is completely surreal to hear that Trump is sending Marines here. We are listening to mariachi music. People have dogs. There are teenagers here. It is utterly and completely peaceful. Please tell your friends.
June 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I am in downtown Los Angeles right now and it is completely surreal to hear that Trump is sending Marines here. We are listening to mariachi music. People have dogs. There are teenagers here. It is utterly and completely peaceful. Please tell your friends.
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is it uncharitable to say, i hope the new york times leadership gets not one moment of peace after this
Protecting Children from Chemical and Surgical Mutilation – The White House
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Policy
www.whitehouse.gov
January 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
is it uncharitable to say, i hope the new york times leadership gets not one moment of peace after this
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a fun thing about getting older is all the sports injuries you get while sleeping
May 12, 2023 at 12:45 PM
a fun thing about getting older is all the sports injuries you get while sleeping
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to recap:
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
January 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
to recap:
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
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LMAO the jokes write themselves
January 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
LMAO the jokes write themselves
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me: what are you doing friday
jesus: dying for your sins
me: oh
jesus: yeah
me: well what about thursday
jesus: i’m washing like twelve guy’s feet
me: if you don’t want to see a movie with me you can just say it
jesus: dying for your sins
me: oh
jesus: yeah
me: well what about thursday
jesus: i’m washing like twelve guy’s feet
me: if you don’t want to see a movie with me you can just say it
January 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
me: what are you doing friday
jesus: dying for your sins
me: oh
jesus: yeah
me: well what about thursday
jesus: i’m washing like twelve guy’s feet
me: if you don’t want to see a movie with me you can just say it
jesus: dying for your sins
me: oh
jesus: yeah
me: well what about thursday
jesus: i’m washing like twelve guy’s feet
me: if you don’t want to see a movie with me you can just say it
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Me walking away from Twitter.
December 28, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Me walking away from Twitter.
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New Year Goals.
December 28, 2024 at 12:55 PM
New Year Goals.
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A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football
December 28, 2024 at 2:28 PM
A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football
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I think the reason why the heart in a blender song still gets a lotta streams in 2024 is because everyone feels like their heart is in a blender
December 29, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I think the reason why the heart in a blender song still gets a lotta streams in 2024 is because everyone feels like their heart is in a blender