Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212
@memevvitch.bsky.social
Jenkem truther. Megastructurist. IQ: 213.
Clinical Psychologist, License #4206969.
I'm sorry that my IQ is so high.
Clinical Psychologist, License #4206969.
I'm sorry that my IQ is so high.
Pinned
You ever stop to consider that at any given moment you could DIE and then your friends have to try to find ways to grieve their loss of you so they go to your Twitter page and reread your pinned tweet about jenkem being real over and over and that's your legacy now?
Laughing so hard at this r/Conservative Reddit comment
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Laughing so hard at this r/Conservative Reddit comment
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
Reposted by Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212
Tooze saying that he's never listened to Joe Rogan but he's sure Rogan does hours of reading to prepare for his interviews lol
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Tooze saying that he's never listened to Joe Rogan but he's sure Rogan does hours of reading to prepare for his interviews lol
So telling that our nation has spent so much time and money going into outer space, and so little trying to get to the core of the earth. Really rinks your dink.
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
So telling that our nation has spent so much time and money going into outer space, and so little trying to get to the core of the earth. Really rinks your dink.
Hold up hold up hold up ... Is Trump a juggalo???
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Hold up hold up hold up ... Is Trump a juggalo???
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in online corners like these I think people largely recognize how credulous, unprincipled opposition to "wokeness" functioned as lightly papered over defenses of impunity, but it's one of those drums people should probably start beating for normies
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
in online corners like these I think people largely recognize how credulous, unprincipled opposition to "wokeness" functioned as lightly papered over defenses of impunity, but it's one of those drums people should probably start beating for normies
Reposted by Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
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i know a lot of people have valid concerns about the mods here but you simply cannot be mad that they don't allow death threats lol
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i know a lot of people have valid concerns about the mods here but you simply cannot be mad that they don't allow death threats lol
Reposted by Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212
bizarrely this article does not simply directly answer the question raised in the headline (spooling it over several subsections that start many paragraphs in) but the answer is: Colombia, the UK, and the Netherlands
time.com/7333231/coun...
time.com/7333231/coun...
Which Countries Have Stopped Sharing Intelligence With U.S.?
Some countries have now suspended—or curtailed—their intelligence sharing with the U.S. Here's what to know.
time.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
bizarrely this article does not simply directly answer the question raised in the headline (spooling it over several subsections that start many paragraphs in) but the answer is: Colombia, the UK, and the Netherlands
time.com/7333231/coun...
time.com/7333231/coun...
Did anyone ever look into why all those statues crumbled for Mark McGrath? Very suspicious.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Did anyone ever look into why all those statues crumbled for Mark McGrath? Very suspicious.
I didn't know James Bond was dead but now that I learned this, I am invested in him staying dead, because I hate him.
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I didn't know James Bond was dead but now that I learned this, I am invested in him staying dead, because I hate him.
I think I'd come out looking just fine in a Chotner interview
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I think I'd come out looking just fine in a Chotner interview
Almost made myself sad by imagining musk asking grok to sing for him in the shower
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Almost made myself sad by imagining musk asking grok to sing for him in the shower
genuinely wild to think about how much money these dweebs pumped into Cuomo's campaign, and to see what was actually produced by that campaign. like how much did those atrocious AI ads cost??
time.com/7331119/zohr...
time.com/7331119/zohr...
The Billionaires Who Tried—and Failed—to Stop Zohran Mamdani
Over 20 billionaires donated to super PACs supporting Cuomo or in opposition to the next mayor, Zohran Mamdani.
time.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
genuinely wild to think about how much money these dweebs pumped into Cuomo's campaign, and to see what was actually produced by that campaign. like how much did those atrocious AI ads cost??
time.com/7331119/zohr...
time.com/7331119/zohr...
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You can't make this up.
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You can't make this up.
In fifty years, your grandchildren are going to ask you what side you were on in the stand-up comedian wars; will you be able to look them in the eyes while you answer their question?
November 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
In fifty years, your grandchildren are going to ask you what side you were on in the stand-up comedian wars; will you be able to look them in the eyes while you answer their question?
Reposted by Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212
Reposted by Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212
Two years ago, Nick Fuentes was so toxic that, after I reported on a secret meet he had with a top Texas GOP donor, the party was engulfed in scandal and voted to explicitly ban Holocaust deniers/Neo Nazis.
Today, Heritage Foundation effectively said that "no enemies to our right" includes Fuentes.
Today, Heritage Foundation effectively said that "no enemies to our right" includes Fuentes.
Heritage president backs Tucker Carlson after interview with Holocaust-denier Nick Fuentes
Kevin Roberts denounced the “venomous coalition” that has criticized the former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Two years ago, Nick Fuentes was so toxic that, after I reported on a secret meet he had with a top Texas GOP donor, the party was engulfed in scandal and voted to explicitly ban Holocaust deniers/Neo Nazis.
Today, Heritage Foundation effectively said that "no enemies to our right" includes Fuentes.
Today, Heritage Foundation effectively said that "no enemies to our right" includes Fuentes.
Reposted by Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212
Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
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My gosh. This should be leading every news outlet in America today — a top official gives first-hand proof that the US took Israel's side after its soldiers killed our Palestinian-American press colleague, Shireen Abu-Akleh:
“My findings were beyond reasonable doubt that this was an intentional killing of Shireen Abu Akleh.”
Retired Army Colonel Steve Gabavics tells @mehdirhasan.bsky.social that the killing of Shireen Abu Akleh, was intentional according to his findings.
Watch the episode:
zeteo.com/p/breaking-a...
Retired Army Colonel Steve Gabavics tells @mehdirhasan.bsky.social that the killing of Shireen Abu Akleh, was intentional according to his findings.
Watch the episode:
zeteo.com/p/breaking-a...
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My gosh. This should be leading every news outlet in America today — a top official gives first-hand proof that the US took Israel's side after its soldiers killed our Palestinian-American press colleague, Shireen Abu-Akleh:
Reposted by Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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The real work of the clinician isn't to diagnose the disease, or even find the right treatment. It's wrapping the medicine in a hotdog so the patient will take it
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The real work of the clinician isn't to diagnose the disease, or even find the right treatment. It's wrapping the medicine in a hotdog so the patient will take it
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After seeing the destruction of the East Wing of the White House I can no longer stay silent: Trump lacks the judgment required to be the President of the United States
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
After seeing the destruction of the East Wing of the White House I can no longer stay silent: Trump lacks the judgment required to be the President of the United States
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the ideological and indeed metaphysical opposite of the himbo-affect red/brown american chauvinist is that of an arch but enterprising ethnic gay thief
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
the ideological and indeed metaphysical opposite of the himbo-affect red/brown american chauvinist is that of an arch but enterprising ethnic gay thief