Ada Bee
@mercury01.bsky.social
Writer, dreamer, lapsed artist. 🏳️⚧️🍁🔞 Mage of no small water. She/Her.
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Ada Bee
@mercury01.bsky.social
· Dec 1
Oh, it's December. Time to haul out one of my favourite holiday traditions, the #scryfallrandom #elfontheshelf !
It's simple. I run Scryfall's "random card" until I get an Elf. Then I post it here and talk about it.
Today's pick is... Seeker of Skybreak! She helps combo decks and is $100 in foil.
It's simple. I run Scryfall's "random card" until I get an Elf. Then I post it here and talk about it.
Today's pick is... Seeker of Skybreak! She helps combo decks and is $100 in foil.
homosex... nachos... CRABS?!
I'm finally going to a seafood boil! :D
I'm finally going to a seafood boil! :D
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
homosex... nachos... CRABS?!
I'm finally going to a seafood boil! :D
I'm finally going to a seafood boil! :D
"I heard you struck my son."
"Yes, sir, I did."
"And may I ask why?"
"Yeah, well, because he stole Charlie Brown's car, sir, and, uh, killed his dog."
"...Oh."
"Yes, sir, I did."
"And may I ask why?"
"Yeah, well, because he stole Charlie Brown's car, sir, and, uh, killed his dog."
"...Oh."
If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule, Charlie Brown?
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"I heard you struck my son."
"Yes, sir, I did."
"And may I ask why?"
"Yeah, well, because he stole Charlie Brown's car, sir, and, uh, killed his dog."
"...Oh."
"Yes, sir, I did."
"And may I ask why?"
"Yeah, well, because he stole Charlie Brown's car, sir, and, uh, killed his dog."
"...Oh."
the frottage industry puts paid to this idea
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
the frottage industry puts paid to this idea
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Average Bluesky art community experience
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Average Bluesky art community experience
She may not be big, but there's no denying she's a bodacious baddie
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
She may not be big, but there's no denying she's a bodacious baddie
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November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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OH MY FUCK IT IS RIGHT NEXT TO TWICE SOLD TALES WHAT THE FUCK
hey, seattle, here's a bookstore to avoid
(as nicole says, don't harass them! but I would add: also don't give them your money)
(as nicole says, don't harass them! but I would add: also don't give them your money)
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
OH MY FUCK IT IS RIGHT NEXT TO TWICE SOLD TALES WHAT THE FUCK
This is right down the street from me. I wanted to buy something there to Support My Local Bookstore, but now... 👎
an article dropped on geekwire about a new romance bookstore store using the language learning model Anthropic—y'know, the LLM that lost a lawsuit because it used thousands of stolen books to create its dataset in a massive copyright violation.
i have questions: www.instagram.com/p/DRCTQE1DSl...
i have questions: www.instagram.com/p/DRCTQE1DSl...
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 AM
This is right down the street from me. I wanted to buy something there to Support My Local Bookstore, but now... 👎
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an article dropped on geekwire about a new romance bookstore store using the language learning model Anthropic—y'know, the LLM that lost a lawsuit because it used thousands of stolen books to create its dataset in a massive copyright violation.
i have questions: www.instagram.com/p/DRCTQE1DSl...
i have questions: www.instagram.com/p/DRCTQE1DSl...
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
an article dropped on geekwire about a new romance bookstore store using the language learning model Anthropic—y'know, the LLM that lost a lawsuit because it used thousands of stolen books to create its dataset in a massive copyright violation.
i have questions: www.instagram.com/p/DRCTQE1DSl...
i have questions: www.instagram.com/p/DRCTQE1DSl...
>open up mtgstocks out of curiosity
>see my girl Kalemne staring back at me
It's nice to be vindicated
>see my girl Kalemne staring back at me
It's nice to be vindicated
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
>open up mtgstocks out of curiosity
>see my girl Kalemne staring back at me
It's nice to be vindicated
>see my girl Kalemne staring back at me
It's nice to be vindicated
people who say "Elvira" go into the pot
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
people who say "Elvira" go into the pot
This is just Hey Jealousy by the Gin Blossoms
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This is just Hey Jealousy by the Gin Blossoms
Hee hee well, the other day, you know, I had a ricochet eucharist...
A ricochet eucharist is the kind of a eucharist that's supposed to bounce back off the wall and transubstantiate in your mouth...
Hee hee hee if it don't bounce back... hee hee you get excommunicated!
Bow bow bow
A ricochet eucharist is the kind of a eucharist that's supposed to bounce back off the wall and transubstantiate in your mouth...
Hee hee hee if it don't bounce back... hee hee you get excommunicated!
Bow bow bow
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Hee hee well, the other day, you know, I had a ricochet eucharist...
A ricochet eucharist is the kind of a eucharist that's supposed to bounce back off the wall and transubstantiate in your mouth...
Hee hee hee if it don't bounce back... hee hee you get excommunicated!
Bow bow bow
A ricochet eucharist is the kind of a eucharist that's supposed to bounce back off the wall and transubstantiate in your mouth...
Hee hee hee if it don't bounce back... hee hee you get excommunicated!
Bow bow bow
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y'all need to REALLY REALLY YELL ABOUT THIS. leave messages, send emails, call them when theyre in their offices tomorrow, YOU NEED TO BE LOUD ABOUT THIS.
www.congress.gov/members/find...
www.congress.gov/members/find...
September 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
y'all need to REALLY REALLY YELL ABOUT THIS. leave messages, send emails, call them when theyre in their offices tomorrow, YOU NEED TO BE LOUD ABOUT THIS.
www.congress.gov/members/find...
www.congress.gov/members/find...
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The reason there are so many transfem puppygirls is because of the lingering influence of puppy dogs' tails when interacting sugar, spice, and everything nice.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The reason there are so many transfem puppygirls is because of the lingering influence of puppy dogs' tails when interacting sugar, spice, and everything nice.
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-a new comm is finished! 😊-
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
-a new comm is finished! 😊-
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I will never apologize for a post
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I will never apologize for a post
my wife pointed out that Vivi was created as a weapon with a shortened lifespan, so the ban makes sense from a flavour perspective
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
my wife pointed out that Vivi was created as a weapon with a shortened lifespan, so the ban makes sense from a flavour perspective
Some inspirational graffiti at the Gold Creek trail head
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Some inspirational graffiti at the Gold Creek trail head
Inspired Tinkering is one of the most splashable card advantage and ramp/fixing cards in my collection. I play it in every R+ deck and I'm never disappointed to cast it (unless I hit an X spell 🙃).
I'm surprised that isn't on your list, Kristen. You're the one that turned me on to it, after all!
I'm surprised that isn't on your list, Kristen. You're the one that turned me on to it, after all!
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Inspired Tinkering is one of the most splashable card advantage and ramp/fixing cards in my collection. I play it in every R+ deck and I'm never disappointed to cast it (unless I hit an X spell 🙃).
I'm surprised that isn't on your list, Kristen. You're the one that turned me on to it, after all!
I'm surprised that isn't on your list, Kristen. You're the one that turned me on to it, after all!
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The world would be immensely better if more religions and their believers had even a tenth of the dedication the Sikhs do to doing good for people with no gatekeeping or expectations of anything other than "you are a fellow human in need and we can help you"
Folks, if you are hungry, please contact your local Sikh gurdwara. Or just show up for langar, which most gurdwaras do several times a week, for a free meal. Lots also do weekly or monthly drives giving out groceries.
No conversion necessary. Feeding anyone who is hungry is a key part of Sikhism.
No conversion necessary. Feeding anyone who is hungry is a key part of Sikhism.
A lady on TikTok has been calling churches pretending to be a mother with a baby who needs formula and several churches turned her away. But wouldn’t you know that when she called a Mosque (Islamic Center of Charlotte) they immediately said yes.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The world would be immensely better if more religions and their believers had even a tenth of the dedication the Sikhs do to doing good for people with no gatekeeping or expectations of anything other than "you are a fellow human in need and we can help you"
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IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
Come, Nerevar. Friend or traitor, come.
Come and look upon the heart and the mushrooms, and bring the bay leaf. I have need of it.
Come and look upon the heart and the mushrooms, and bring the bay leaf. I have need of it.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Come, Nerevar. Friend or traitor, come.
Come and look upon the heart and the mushrooms, and bring the bay leaf. I have need of it.
Come and look upon the heart and the mushrooms, and bring the bay leaf. I have need of it.