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I have a lot of interests and a bunch of half-baked hobbies that get set aside because it is more immediately rewarding to watch/read/listen to others talk about their own interests and hobbies. Star Trek, politics, maps, travel, music, games, tv, drawing.
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spavel.bsky.social
68±1
December 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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swordsjew.bsky.social
are these reasonable times? will reasonable people rectify the horrors and injustices of our world? sir you have made the case for deep space nine yourself
commsdirector.bsky.social David Solimini @commsdirector.bsky.social · 4d
No one reasonable likes DS9.
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
🎅🏼
Scene from the Deep Space 9 holiday spectacular. Weyoun is alien pictured in mid-thought. He has large and extra long ribbed ears that stretch further down the face than earth humans, aligning more with the jaw line, and have horizontal loafy ridges up and down. He's also quite pale with v dark hair. Closed caption reads, "Oh, ho, ho, ho."
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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lukelukeluke.bsky.social
Santa’s my daughter’s favorite guy who breaks into our house
December 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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danika.bsky.social
incredible things are happening on tiktok

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8y5e9Jo/
December 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
metrologue.bsky.social
Oh, no! Disaster! The jig is probably up.
There was a post-12 potty-run/peek. I'm going to have to choose between A) saying I was assembling the cat-tree so Santa could move on or B) admitting that those rumors floating around school are, in fact, true.
I'll have to see how we all feel at dawn.
December 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
An advent calendar for every month besides December, where you get a little treat each day because life is hard
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat
🎵 Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh! 🎵
Cow tools lump sitting alone in a boggy marsh
December 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
Star Trek Voyager scene. It's a romantic evening on the streets of a charming little town with I'm sure a folksy name like 'Fair Haven' or something. Ensign Harry Kim, dressed in an overcoat, leans in with a full heart and closed eyes and kisses a large black and white Holstein cow right on the mouth. Two closed captions are simultaneously present: On Harry's side of the screen the caption reads, "(gasps)" and on the cow side of the screen the caption reads, "(moos)".
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
metrologue.bsky.social
Whelp. That's no good, Indy.
December 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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gettheorion.bsky.social
He observes children's behavior and reports any naughty actions to the highest authority: Starfleet Command.
this is from 2024. I updated the watermark and changed the text at the bottom. Star Trek fan art illustration featuring Spock. The image is holiday themed in the vein of Elf on a Shelf, except it's Spock in a Sock. He's wearing a green Starfleet sock hat. He's also shown in a Christmas stocking by a fireplace. A small model of the starship Enterprise is beside him. The text below says "A Most Logical Holiday Decoration."
December 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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guntoucher.bsky.social
getting rhythmically beaten to death with broomsticks and trash can lids by the entire cast of Stomp
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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roryblank.bsky.social
wolf attack
A four panel comic strip, though the arrangement is a bit atypical. There is one central frame and then the subsequent frames shoot off from its sides, the text working as a guide from one panel to the next. In the first, a news anchor seated at a desk says "in local news, wolf attacks are on the rise outside Shuntberg. Channel 7 has an exclusive with one of the wolf attack victims. We now see a bald, pale man laying on the ground in a pool of his own blood, looking cross, saying "oh, you guys want me to talk about the wolves, huh? Typical media." The man is being eaten by a wolf now in frame. He is going down the wolf's mouth whole, up to his sternum, one arm down the wolf's gullet. "When are you guys going to focus on the REAL issues? Have you seen the new Arby's ad? The guy in it didn't look like me at all." The man is now almost entirely down the wolf's throat, nothing remaining outside but his bloody face, the wolf has a contended, if vacant expression. "How can I imagine myself eating the Big Cheesy Beef Pile if the guy doesn't look like me? Go woke, go broke I say."
December 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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mudron.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
metrologue.bsky.social
That's a shame.
Don't let it get ya down, 44 year old Philip Rivers.
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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andylevy.net
when someone’s trying to tell me their problems but all i care about is my trip to sea world
December 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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reveleth.com
A couple people have asked and so I want to be clear: YES please do a version of this story for your local sports mascots. Send it to me! This is what I want my legacy to be!
Bay Area Sports Mascots Ranked by the Ultimate Experts: Furries
Everybody has an opinion on mascots, but what do the real masters of the fur think?
www.coyotemedia.org
December 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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samadams.bsky.social
scanning the @sundance.org lineup: hmm, interesting, might be good, sure why not, :loses entire fucking mind:
The History of Concrete / U.S.A. (Director: John Wilson, Producers: Clark Filio, Shirel Kozak, Allie Viti) — After attending a workshop on how to write and sell a Hallmark movie, filmmaker John Wilson tries to use the same formula to sell a documentary about concrete. World Premiere. Documentary.
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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gh0sstly.bsky.social
“what’s stopping you from-“ listen, I am so so sleepy
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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ceej.online
Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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parkermolloy.com
Riley Leonard rn
kanoa @heelbitee • Follow accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life 5:40 PM • Jul 30, 2024 X
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Falcons vs Seahawks today
Shen Comix (acclaimed artist for the Seattle Seahawks) and Beetle Moses (notorious illustrator of the Atlanta Falcons) pull the puppet strings on the largest entertainment franchise in America, the NFL. The image is captioned “draws memes for the Seahawks. Draws memes for the Falcons. But… they play on the same Minecraft server… who’s really… pulling the strings?…” Stay woke
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
A still from Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Gul Dukat is sitting in Sisko's chair, drinking kanar and acting like he owns the place. (Dukat is a Cardassian, a kind of grey alien with bony ridges on their face and neck.) Caption: "... is s there a single statue of me on Bajor?"
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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mikesgapingmaw.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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sciencesocks.bsky.social
You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for...
🔭🐡🧪
a riddle in the style of elf on a shelf. The image shows a large white land animal that lives in cold regions and there's a star visible. Credit/source in the next comment
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM