Metternich
@metternich.bsky.social
Half-Kraut, Frog upbringing, Rosbif loyalty. MSc.LSE Politics & Govt of Europe. Refugee from the moral sewer that is X. 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇪🇺
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According to Trump’s 36% approval rating, one in three Americans are mentally ill which sounds about right.
January 20, 2026 at 1:21 AM
According to Trump’s 36% approval rating, one in three Americans are mentally ill which sounds about right.
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This is such a cool illustration of how the Mercator map distorts the size of Greenland, which looks as big as the whole continent of Africa on that map but is actually the size of Mexico.
January 18, 2026 at 7:43 PM
This is such a cool illustration of how the Mercator map distorts the size of Greenland, which looks as big as the whole continent of Africa on that map but is actually the size of Mexico.
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If you’re cool with law-enforcement agents wearing masks, try walking into a bank wearing one.
January 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
If you’re cool with law-enforcement agents wearing masks, try walking into a bank wearing one.
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DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
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Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
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A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
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Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
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Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him
His worst fear has already come true.
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December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
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Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months https://theonion.com/new-alabama-law-requires-women-to-leave-semen-on-lower-back-for-9-months/
December 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months https://theonion.com/new-alabama-law-requires-women-to-leave-semen-on-lower-back-for-9-months/
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Trump's America:
December 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Trump's America:
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I think she is Georgian or part Georgian 🤷♂️
December 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I think she is Georgian or part Georgian 🤷♂️
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US expects that these two morons will be taken seriously by Ukraine?
Kushner is present to enrich himself and his family, and Witkoff is a Russian asset.
No deal will come of this.
Kushner is present to enrich himself and his family, and Witkoff is a Russian asset.
No deal will come of this.
🇺🇸🇩🇪🇺🇦 Trump's envoy, Witkoff, and the US president's son-in-law, Kushner, arrived in Berlin for talks with Zelensky on the peace plan, — AP.
It was stated that at the meeting, American representatives will pressure Ukraine to accept the plan.
It was stated that at the meeting, American representatives will pressure Ukraine to accept the plan.
December 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
US expects that these two morons will be taken seriously by Ukraine?
Kushner is present to enrich himself and his family, and Witkoff is a Russian asset.
No deal will come of this.
Kushner is present to enrich himself and his family, and Witkoff is a Russian asset.
No deal will come of this.
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🇩🇰🇺🇸 The Danish government has set up a “night watch” in the foreign ministry, to monitor Donald Trump’s pronouncements and movements while Copenhagen sleeps, - The Guardian
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
🇩🇰🇺🇸 The Danish government has set up a “night watch” in the foreign ministry, to monitor Donald Trump’s pronouncements and movements while Copenhagen sleeps, - The Guardian
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“.. ‘Some people better get fired on Monday for the gross buffoonery we just witnessed over the last four days,’ Bacon wrote ..”
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November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
“.. ‘Some people better get fired on Monday for the gross buffoonery we just witnessed over the last four days,’ Bacon wrote ..”
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OTD in 2015 Turkey shot down a Russian jet in their airspace after we kept violating their border.
Our response was to sanction Turkish tomatoes. So in fact they also shot down our red lines.
Our response was to sanction Turkish tomatoes. So in fact they also shot down our red lines.
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 AM
OTD in 2015 Turkey shot down a Russian jet in their airspace after we kept violating their border.
Our response was to sanction Turkish tomatoes. So in fact they also shot down our red lines.
Our response was to sanction Turkish tomatoes. So in fact they also shot down our red lines.
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The only guarantee of peace in Europe is a Ukrainian victory over russia.
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The only guarantee of peace in Europe is a Ukrainian victory over russia.
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Cheeseburger-eating surrender monkeys 🇺🇸🍔🐒
Call it what it is: betrayal.
Call it what it is: betrayal.
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Cheeseburger-eating surrender monkeys 🇺🇸🍔🐒
Call it what it is: betrayal.
Call it what it is: betrayal.
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OK, which one of you radical-left, Antifa people did this?
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
OK, which one of you radical-left, Antifa people did this?
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Russians tape live mouse to one of their FPV attack drones.
Foul, sick cruelty.
Foul, sick cruelty.
November 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Russians tape live mouse to one of their FPV attack drones.
Foul, sick cruelty.
Foul, sick cruelty.
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Russia isn’t fighting Russophobia, it’s building it.
Every missile, every war crime, every act of terror breeds a new generation that will never forget.
They’ll cry victimhood from the comfort of home, while their victims will never ever get the chance to go home.
#RussiaIsATerroristState
Every missile, every war crime, every act of terror breeds a new generation that will never forget.
They’ll cry victimhood from the comfort of home, while their victims will never ever get the chance to go home.
#RussiaIsATerroristState
A Russian missile killed Andrii’s wife and 11-year-old daughter in Kyiv.
June 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Russia isn’t fighting Russophobia, it’s building it.
Every missile, every war crime, every act of terror breeds a new generation that will never forget.
They’ll cry victimhood from the comfort of home, while their victims will never ever get the chance to go home.
#RussiaIsATerroristState
Every missile, every war crime, every act of terror breeds a new generation that will never forget.
They’ll cry victimhood from the comfort of home, while their victims will never ever get the chance to go home.
#RussiaIsATerroristState
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Christian Stephens
June 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Christian Stephens
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EAT THE BILLIONAIRES !!!
May 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
EAT THE BILLIONAIRES !!!
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EAT the BILLIONAIRES
before they eat you
before they eat you
April 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
EAT the BILLIONAIRES
before they eat you
before they eat you