Michele Feltman Strider
@michelestrider.bsky.social
I chronicle the adventures of my imaginary friends.
Formerly hotgingermess on the dead bird site.
Formerly hotgingermess on the dead bird site.
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PLEASE SOMEONE DRAW THIS
i wonder how close we were to getting Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodles instead
December 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
PLEASE SOMEONE DRAW THIS
My cats' favorite Christmas presents, in order of preference:
5. Fancy cat-shaped automatic laser robot toy
4. The gift bag that came in
3. The tissue paper from the gift bag
2. Dollar store cat fishing toy that looks more like a tampon than a fish
1. Cardboard fruit box
5. Fancy cat-shaped automatic laser robot toy
4. The gift bag that came in
3. The tissue paper from the gift bag
2. Dollar store cat fishing toy that looks more like a tampon than a fish
1. Cardboard fruit box
December 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My cats' favorite Christmas presents, in order of preference:
5. Fancy cat-shaped automatic laser robot toy
4. The gift bag that came in
3. The tissue paper from the gift bag
2. Dollar store cat fishing toy that looks more like a tampon than a fish
1. Cardboard fruit box
5. Fancy cat-shaped automatic laser robot toy
4. The gift bag that came in
3. The tissue paper from the gift bag
2. Dollar store cat fishing toy that looks more like a tampon than a fish
1. Cardboard fruit box
December 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
As many men online claim it is their "duty" to protect the weak and vulnerable, I think the perfect dog for a real man is a neurotic elderly French bulldog.
And, since they claim we need constant male protection, women should own pit bulls and German shepherds.
Hope this helps!
And, since they claim we need constant male protection, women should own pit bulls and German shepherds.
Hope this helps!
December 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
As many men online claim it is their "duty" to protect the weak and vulnerable, I think the perfect dog for a real man is a neurotic elderly French bulldog.
And, since they claim we need constant male protection, women should own pit bulls and German shepherds.
Hope this helps!
And, since they claim we need constant male protection, women should own pit bulls and German shepherds.
Hope this helps!
I'm stealing this idea, y'all. We're all stealing this idea.
My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I'm stealing this idea, y'all. We're all stealing this idea.
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
Who will be the first brave soul among us to make Betty Boop and Nancy Drew kiss?
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The cultural works becoming public domain in 2026, from Betty Boop to Nancy Drew
The original Betty Boop, the first four Nancy Drew books and Greta Garbo's first talkie are among the many works from 1930 that will be free to use, share and remake starting on Jan. 1.
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December 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Who will be the first brave soul among us to make Betty Boop and Nancy Drew kiss?
www.npr.org/2025/12/26/n...
www.npr.org/2025/12/26/n...
Please, dearest spell check, what exactly do *you* mean by egg "bog"?
December 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Please, dearest spell check, what exactly do *you* mean by egg "bog"?
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The feral cats will gladly handle any unwanted birds gifted to you during the twelve days of Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The feral cats will gladly handle any unwanted birds gifted to you during the twelve days of Christmas
Pardon me while I do a capitalism.
If you need last-minute gifts, ebooks will arrive in time.
Ebooks, like these: www.amazon.com/stores/Miche...
And these: www.amazon.com/stores/John-...
OK, capitalism over. Thanks for your patience.
If you need last-minute gifts, ebooks will arrive in time.
Ebooks, like these: www.amazon.com/stores/Miche...
And these: www.amazon.com/stores/John-...
OK, capitalism over. Thanks for your patience.
Michele Feltman Strider: books, biography, latest update
Follow Michele Feltman Strider and explore their bibliography from Amazon's Michele Feltman Strider Author Page.
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December 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Pardon me while I do a capitalism.
If you need last-minute gifts, ebooks will arrive in time.
Ebooks, like these: www.amazon.com/stores/Miche...
And these: www.amazon.com/stores/John-...
OK, capitalism over. Thanks for your patience.
If you need last-minute gifts, ebooks will arrive in time.
Ebooks, like these: www.amazon.com/stores/Miche...
And these: www.amazon.com/stores/John-...
OK, capitalism over. Thanks for your patience.
In this one narrow and specific way, I am very Christlike
Jesus Christ Decides He Doesn't Want to Celebrate His Birthday This Year www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/jes...
Jesus Christ Decides He Doesn't Want to Celebrate His Birthday This Year www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/jes...
Jesus Christ Decides He Doesn’t Want to Celebrate His Birthday This Year
Seriously, guys, no party this year. I know you’ve all been looking forward to it, but I really just don’t want to celebrate this one. It’s a littl...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
In this one narrow and specific way, I am very Christlike
Jesus Christ Decides He Doesn't Want to Celebrate His Birthday This Year www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/jes...
Jesus Christ Decides He Doesn't Want to Celebrate His Birthday This Year www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/jes...
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She’s makin a list
Checkin it twice
Because adhd makes it hard to
where’s my phone
Checkin it twice
Because adhd makes it hard to
where’s my phone
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
She’s makin a list
Checkin it twice
Because adhd makes it hard to
where’s my phone
Checkin it twice
Because adhd makes it hard to
where’s my phone
Reposted by Michele Feltman Strider
BREAKING:
Here’s the 60 Minutes Segment Trump and CBS News Executives Don’t Want You to See
Video (no paywall): bit.ly/4qn6Jn5
Here’s the 60 Minutes Segment Trump and CBS News Executives Don’t Want You to See
Video (no paywall): bit.ly/4qn6Jn5
December 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
BREAKING:
Here’s the 60 Minutes Segment Trump and CBS News Executives Don’t Want You to See
Video (no paywall): bit.ly/4qn6Jn5
Here’s the 60 Minutes Segment Trump and CBS News Executives Don’t Want You to See
Video (no paywall): bit.ly/4qn6Jn5
I'm gonna do so much nothing this evening that people are gonna be checking my pulse
December 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm gonna do so much nothing this evening that people are gonna be checking my pulse
Happy Solstice, y'all! Make that long night count!
December 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Happy Solstice, y'all! Make that long night count!
Tomorrow is Solstice, y'all. Don't forget to get properly pagan.
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Tomorrow is Solstice, y'all. Don't forget to get properly pagan.
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Epstein files got more black boxes than a theater festival
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Epstein files got more black boxes than a theater festival
All we need is a Muppet Barbie movie starring Miss Piggy. Then the world could finally start to heal.
December 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
All we need is a Muppet Barbie movie starring Miss Piggy. Then the world could finally start to heal.
I mistyped USPS as PSPS in my browser, and now 3 cats are out for delivery to my address.
December 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I mistyped USPS as PSPS in my browser, and now 3 cats are out for delivery to my address.
The holidays are the best time to get bad news, bang-for-your-buck misery-wise
December 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The holidays are the best time to get bad news, bang-for-your-buck misery-wise
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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Are you someone who's Very Online, early in your reporting career, and eager to get clips? We're hiring a Breaking News Reporter at @motherjones.com. $65k-$75k salary. www.motherjones.com/careers/brea...
Breaking News Reporter
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December 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Are you someone who's Very Online, early in your reporting career, and eager to get clips? We're hiring a Breaking News Reporter at @motherjones.com. $65k-$75k salary. www.motherjones.com/careers/brea...
This is a hell of a way of finding out that Rob Reiner's wife spelled her name the cute way
December 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This is a hell of a way of finding out that Rob Reiner's wife spelled her name the cute way
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"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you