Midwestern Omelette
@midwesternomelette.bsky.social
Reformed Catholic, reformed journalist and reformed political consultant.
Typos courtesy of Google autocorrect ... mostly.
WARNING: Followers welcome, but expect a foul-mouthed and bumpy road.
Typos courtesy of Google autocorrect ... mostly.
WARNING: Followers welcome, but expect a foul-mouthed and bumpy road.
It did reach 76 degrees today.
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It did reach 76 degrees today.
And then I put his dick in my mouth.
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
And then I put his dick in my mouth.
And just in time for the latest installment of Knives Out.
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
And just in time for the latest installment of Knives Out.
"The day before, I took such a massive shit, that the leaders of two countries I've never heard came to me still on the toilet with tears in their eyes. 'Please sir, your defecating has proven to us that we must pursue peace."
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"The day before, I took such a massive shit, that the leaders of two countries I've never heard came to me still on the toilet with tears in their eyes. 'Please sir, your defecating has proven to us that we must pursue peace."
It might even keep him out of Heaven. Heaven!
Whatever Trump is desperately covering up about Epstein, it’s clearly so bad that he thinks it could destroy him
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It might even keep him out of Heaven. Heaven!
"Yes, Mega Medical Corp, I know your billable rate for this MRI is $1,497, but I need you to agree to $765. You'll agree to that, right?"
Everybody loves to haggle over their cancer treatment or their blood pressure pills.
TRUMP: We’re going to give Americans the money to buy health insurance
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
"Yes, Mega Medical Corp, I know your billable rate for this MRI is $1,497, but I need you to agree to $765. You'll agree to that, right?"
I'll admit, I was skeptical at first, but I am so delighted I was wrong. Your and your teams tenacity and hard work are paying off. Keep it up. The world needs your voice, and we are so much better off because of you!
Check out Asawin Suebsaeng and Prem Thakker’s exclusive reporting on Trump and Epstein for Zeteo that featured on MSNBC and Chris Hayes tonight:
zeteo.com/p/trump-epst...
zeteo.com/p/trump-epst...
‘That Sucks’: Trump and the GOP Thought They Survived the Epstein Scandal. It’s Back
Trumpland is annoyed that GOP lawmakers aren’t running effective interference for the president and are getting ‘played by Democrats.’
zeteo.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I'll admit, I was skeptical at first, but I am so delighted I was wrong. Your and your teams tenacity and hard work are paying off. Keep it up. The world needs your voice, and we are so much better off because of you!
Shhhh. Don't look to close. Someone might realize he's party of the problem.
No JD, couch fucker, Vance. Immigrants are not the issue. Greedy corporations buying up properties is the problem
Oh wait, dont you own a corporation that buys up properties and sells them to foreign entities?
#JDgrift
#vance
Oh wait, dont you own a corporation that buys up properties and sells them to foreign entities?
#JDgrift
#vance
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Shhhh. Don't look to close. Someone might realize he's party of the problem.
Not making light at all. I just really want to know if the 17-year-old in the Gaetz story ever got her braces.
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Not making light at all. I just really want to know if the 17-year-old in the Gaetz story ever got her braces.
1,670 out of 2,324 is not "many." It is "most"or even "nearly 3 in 4."
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
1,670 out of 2,324 is not "many." It is "most"or even "nearly 3 in 4."
There will be a lot fewer foreclosures with the new 50-year mortgage!
Foreclosures are now up 20% from last year as Americans struggle to pay mortgages and rising costs.
Meanwhile… the U.S. now has a record $13.1 trillion in mortgages.
A wave of foreclosures and evictions approaching.
Here are the US States with the highest foreclosures. What do yo notice?
Meanwhile… the U.S. now has a record $13.1 trillion in mortgages.
A wave of foreclosures and evictions approaching.
Here are the US States with the highest foreclosures. What do yo notice?
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
There will be a lot fewer foreclosures with the new 50-year mortgage!
Epstein was Q!
Anyone left in that cult is so burnt it’s just sad/gross. But still interested to see how they’ll spin Maxwell’s commutation and release.
QAnon influencers have baselessly suggested that newly released Jeffrey Epstein emails show Trump was an “informant” against Epstein.
It comes as the QAnon community has for months tried to rationalize Trump opposing the Epstein files’ release.
My latest:
It comes as the QAnon community has for months tried to rationalize Trump opposing the Epstein files’ release.
My latest:
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Epstein was Q!
But her daughter's dating a 60 year old.
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
But her daughter's dating a 60 year old.
The book itself is drivel, but the foreward by Cheryl Hines is priceless.
Olivia Nuzzi loved RFK Jr., his politics and the man himself. He called her “Livvy” and wrote her poems. He said he wanted her to have his baby and promised to take a bullet for her. Now she’s written a book about him: American Canto. 😳
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The book itself is drivel, but the foreward by Cheryl Hines is priceless.
An article in which the @nytimes.com attempts to make a corrupt reporter appear punk rock for her affair with a drug-addled conspiracy theorist who wants to kill Americans in the name of health.
America's alleged flagship newspaper, folks. Well done.
America's alleged flagship newspaper, folks. Well done.
I hope this won’t delay your profile of the Wallet Inspector
Olivia Nuzzi's memoir is a combustive portrait of America, President Trump and the scandal with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that upended her career.
In an exclusive interview with The New York Times, she recalls the infatuation that consumed her, Kennedy’s use of psychedelics and much more.
In an exclusive interview with The New York Times, she recalls the infatuation that consumed her, Kennedy’s use of psychedelics and much more.
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
An article in which the @nytimes.com attempts to make a corrupt reporter appear punk rock for her affair with a drug-addled conspiracy theorist who wants to kill Americans in the name of health.
America's alleged flagship newspaper, folks. Well done.
America's alleged flagship newspaper, folks. Well done.
The long-forgotten prequel that explores Ignatius J. Reilly's birth and upbringing on Mars.
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The long-forgotten prequel that explores Ignatius J. Reilly's birth and upbringing on Mars.
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Between Bongino and Bovino we need to start investigating specific collections of letters to see if the combinations are somehow poisonous
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Between Bongino and Bovino we need to start investigating specific collections of letters to see if the combinations are somehow poisonous
Used to love going to the Birchmere. Saw @pattonoswalt001.bsky.social do patter for Michael Penn and Aimee Mann way back when. Hope they're great shows!
VIRGINIA REAL:
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Fri., November 21. www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062...
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Sat., November 22— www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062...
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Fri., November 21. www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062...
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Sat., November 22— www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062...
www.ticketmaster.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Used to love going to the Birchmere. Saw @pattonoswalt001.bsky.social do patter for Michael Penn and Aimee Mann way back when. Hope they're great shows!
Reposted by Midwestern Omelette
Bondi is like a bottom 3 public servant in US history
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Bondi is like a bottom 3 public servant in US history
"Dear Donald, enjoy this free ticket to The Hague. There's a new war crimes detention facility being named after you."
“They’re legal because we say so” is a confession
Awful: Trump's boat bombings are now being justified by a new legal memo that relies on WH's own determinations as evidence. Memo also says people can't be prosecuted for the killings. But that reveals WH knows there's legal vulnerability here, Ds tell me.
New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2032...
New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2032...
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"Dear Donald, enjoy this free ticket to The Hague. There's a new war crimes detention facility being named after you."
Reposted by Midwestern Omelette
And there need to be hearings on what Youngkin did with the DOJ. Get that tall shitass under oath.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
And there need to be hearings on what Youngkin did with the DOJ. Get that tall shitass under oath.
Making sure I've got this straight.
This piece of shit should get $50M of our tax dollars because he was ... (checks notes) ... was found guilty?
This piece of shit should get $50M of our tax dollars because he was ... (checks notes) ... was found guilty?
NEW: DOJ has been in settlement talks with Michael Flynn -- Trump's first national security adviser seeking $50M for his prosecution by ex-special counsel Robert Mueller -- and Stefan Passantino, a Trump I White House lawyer who accused the House Jan. 6 committee of privacy violations
bit.ly/4hWdolc
bit.ly/4hWdolc
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Making sure I've got this straight.
This piece of shit should get $50M of our tax dollars because he was ... (checks notes) ... was found guilty?
This piece of shit should get $50M of our tax dollars because he was ... (checks notes) ... was found guilty?
Newsom and CA's AG should steal a page from Trump's playbook and show roll the shit out of this this. Less than a year until 2026 elections. Let the lawyers and judges do what they do best, take forever.
Like this shit:
CA voters, 2:1, voted for Prop 50. But Trump DOJ says nope. While 3 GOP states "have not faced federal legal action after revamping district lines following Trump’s call for new maps to expand GOP numbers in the House." apnews.com/article/cali...
CA voters, 2:1, voted for Prop 50. But Trump DOJ says nope. While 3 GOP states "have not faced federal legal action after revamping district lines following Trump’s call for new maps to expand GOP numbers in the House." apnews.com/article/cali...
Justice Department sues to block California US House map in clash that could tip control of Congress
The Justice Department has sued to block new congressional district boundaries approved by California voters, joining a legal battle that could determine which party wins control of the U.S.
apnews.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Newsom and CA's AG should steal a page from Trump's playbook and show roll the shit out of this this. Less than a year until 2026 elections. Let the lawyers and judges do what they do best, take forever.
Please don't, Senator. Also, whole your at it, replace Schumer.
Donald Trump sent more money to bail out Argentina than it would have cost to extend the ACA tax credits for just 1 year.
I don't plan to let anyone forget it.
I don't plan to let anyone forget it.
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Please don't, Senator. Also, whole your at it, replace Schumer.