Mike Davidson
@mikedavidson.bsky.social
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Found a bookstore that stocks your novels
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Found a bookstore that stocks your novels
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
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A lot of questions were raised, when the Fantastic Four mysteriously swapped powers, but one Thing became clear.
September 27, 2024 at 4:24 PM
A lot of questions were raised, when the Fantastic Four mysteriously swapped powers, but one Thing became clear.
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Right about now, the
August 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Right about now, the
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for sale: baby shoes, never worn. the baby is ungrateful. the baby demands balenciaga
August 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
for sale: baby shoes, never worn. the baby is ungrateful. the baby demands balenciaga
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Friend: Was Ozzy Osbourne Jewish?
Me: Well, what he did to that bat was no mitzvah I’ll tell you what.
*group chat standing ovation*
Me: Well, what he did to that bat was no mitzvah I’ll tell you what.
*group chat standing ovation*
July 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Friend: Was Ozzy Osbourne Jewish?
Me: Well, what he did to that bat was no mitzvah I’ll tell you what.
*group chat standing ovation*
Me: Well, what he did to that bat was no mitzvah I’ll tell you what.
*group chat standing ovation*
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here’s just a list of numbers
July 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
here’s just a list of numbers
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People are making fun. But listen, everywhere in Boston is historic. The Chipotle has to go SOMEwhere
What'd you do over the weekend? Public Works began resurfacing the street in front of the Chipotle where Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense
July 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
People are making fun. But listen, everywhere in Boston is historic. The Chipotle has to go SOMEwhere
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Every British person on the internet is complaining about you
July 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Every British person on the internet is complaining about you
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tragic about Brian Wilson, but i think we can agree he used his one wish very unwisely. the girls immediately overwhelmed California's infrastructure
June 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
tragic about Brian Wilson, but i think we can agree he used his one wish very unwisely. the girls immediately overwhelmed California's infrastructure
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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i am so sorry to say i did it again
(Andor s2 spoilers)
(Andor s2 spoilers)
May 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i am so sorry to say i did it again
(Andor s2 spoilers)
(Andor s2 spoilers)
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Andor is a story about how a thousand nameless and unremembered people will have to sacrifice everything so a gay kid who left his home in Space Idaho four days ago can close his eyes and Fuck It We Ball the most important shot in galactic history on the advice of a ghost
May 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Andor is a story about how a thousand nameless and unremembered people will have to sacrifice everything so a gay kid who left his home in Space Idaho four days ago can close his eyes and Fuck It We Ball the most important shot in galactic history on the advice of a ghost
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
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Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster.
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
April 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster.
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
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Depending on the the emotion you want to evoke, lighting is the key to selling the vibes.
March 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Depending on the the emotion you want to evoke, lighting is the key to selling the vibes.
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For love, I will handle your sins. for justice? For justice, I will show you mine.
This was such an epic shoot.
Dread Queen Persephone: @theporgjedi.bsky.social
#cosplay #cosplayphotography #loreolympus #persephone
This was such an epic shoot.
Dread Queen Persephone: @theporgjedi.bsky.social
#cosplay #cosplayphotography #loreolympus #persephone
February 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
For love, I will handle your sins. for justice? For justice, I will show you mine.
This was such an epic shoot.
Dread Queen Persephone: @theporgjedi.bsky.social
#cosplay #cosplayphotography #loreolympus #persephone
This was such an epic shoot.
Dread Queen Persephone: @theporgjedi.bsky.social
#cosplay #cosplayphotography #loreolympus #persephone