Mike Jungman
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NOT DEAD!
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
🧪A few more hours to go…
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
NOT DEAD!
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
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I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him
December 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him
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It's unfortunate that our funniest president is also our Hitler
Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's unfortunate that our funniest president is also our Hitler
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Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica
YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official
m.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
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lmao this program is completely compromised. what do you mean “the spirit if not the intent” of the law? what?
BRENNAN: This isn't everything you asked for just yet, but would you acknowledge that they are complying with the spirit if not the intent of your law?
MASSIE: No. They're flouting the spirit and the letter of the law. It's very troubling the posture that they've taken.
MASSIE: No. They're flouting the spirit and the letter of the law. It's very troubling the posture that they've taken.
December 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
lmao this program is completely compromised. what do you mean “the spirit if not the intent” of the law? what?
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Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.
In lieu of affordable universal health insurance, Texans will now be given better access to de-worming medication.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.
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“A police officer and his testicles were involved in a shooting related incident when a service weapon became discharged”
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
“A police officer and his testicles were involved in a shooting related incident when a service weapon became discharged”
I was recently stuck at the Ft. Lauderdale airport for 14 hours before my flight was finally delayed again to the next morning. But he’s right if I had been in a suit and tie wrangling my 5 and 8 year old during that time it would have somehow improved the situation
WATCH: Trump’s Transpo Secretary Duffy’s message to Americans struggling with high holiday prices thanks to his tariffs — “dress up” when you fly you slobs
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I was recently stuck at the Ft. Lauderdale airport for 14 hours before my flight was finally delayed again to the next morning. But he’s right if I had been in a suit and tie wrangling my 5 and 8 year old during that time it would have somehow improved the situation
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The difference between the sociopathic and non-sociopathic takes is really quite stark
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The difference between the sociopathic and non-sociopathic takes is really quite stark
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I have been stuck in a Florida airport for 7 hours with 2 young children and people all around watching their cell phones without headphones at full volume. I am asking congress to cut a deal and end the shut down. No one deserves this.
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I have been stuck in a Florida airport for 7 hours with 2 young children and people all around watching their cell phones without headphones at full volume. I am asking congress to cut a deal and end the shut down. No one deserves this.
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No one should have to put up with this shit but in particular kids should not have to put up with this shit
Indoor trick-or-treat events. Candy dropoffs. Neighbors patrolling with whistles.
This is how Chicagoans are helping kids have a safe and ICE-free Halloween this year: blockclubchi.co/47qJSzi.
This is how Chicagoans are helping kids have a safe and ICE-free Halloween this year: blockclubchi.co/47qJSzi.
October 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
No one should have to put up with this shit but in particular kids should not have to put up with this shit
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I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
May 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
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young republicans have gary larson phenotype
October 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
young republicans have gary larson phenotype
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Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage
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history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
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comic book authors: we invented the punisher as a cautionary tale about vigilante crime fighting
the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher
the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher
October 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
comic book authors: we invented the punisher as a cautionary tale about vigilante crime fighting
the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher
the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher